just shitposts

& miscellaneous interests - kat. 1990. canada.

[free-my-mindd]

[lindirs-gaze]

where the fuck are the horse and the rider. like where even is the horn that was blowing

[wishiwould]

(Excellent tags by @opportunity-strikes)

[guardian-angle22]

baby capybara named Tupi via san antonio zoo

[fashionfaguette]

Shirtology 1997-2002

[horniroyal-deactivated20250803]

I think it’s very important to understand that you can be a fucktoy and love giving up and being controlled or a being a house spouse and all that fun stuff-

And also not support alt-right ideology and a decent into Facism

[down-the-rabbith0le]

[history-of-fashion]

1956 Gloria Vanderbilt at her wedding (photo by Gordon Parks)

(LIFE Photo Collection)

[oh-the-possibilities]

[chilewithcarnage]

i don't need tumblr premium because I report every ad I see

[chilewithcarnage]

'is this ad malicious?' as far as I'm concerned all ads are malicious

[nosimpincurly]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[pisshandkerchief]

I love telling people that tumblr is my only social media and watching them react like I just admitted to being from the planet zooglar in sector 17 of the outer solar systems

[remanence-of-love]

[maryoliveoil]

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

[maryoliveoil]

Uh oh

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me when someone else has a heavy accent when speaking English: That accent is charming and I can tell they put in a lot of effort to learn English.

Me when I have a heavy accent speaking another language: They are going to shoot me the second I open my mouth aren’t they

[byjove]

The Rolling Stones were by far the band with the wildest audience I have ever seen. Everyone was 60+ except for me and my friends. Every single of those senior citizens was smoking weed and drunk out of their mind. It was insane. I’ve been to many other concerts since then and never have I seen an audience so elderly, inebriated and fun. The parking lot afterwards was crazy too. North Carolina state troopers were trying to herd senior citizens who were boldly toking in front of them and they were failing. Could not be contained. We stayed in the parking lot until 4 am. My godfather passed out on the pavement and his daughter and I had to carry him back to the 80s model Winnebago we carpooled in. He kept telling the state troopers they had “gay ass boots” which is true but shouldn’t be said.

[byjove]

gotta say I couldn’t agree more with this man

[justshipostsidk]

When I was 16 I went to a stones show w my dad. It was.... Eye-opening! Started a lifetime love of rock shows dt onstage and I crowd shenanigans!! It was great.

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[depsidase]