Justsmoky

German blogger since Jan.14 NSFW Blog. "Society assumes you bite the hand that feeds you and offer the little you have."

[capseys]

Me: Well, guess I’ll see what Factorio is about

Me 5 hours later: FUCK

[justsmoky]

It's about life yo. And it'll become your life. I know it. It happened. Help me.

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Summer <3

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super extra naughty indecent dirty raunchfest the meme

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❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive? ✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before? ☜ : Does your muse like to top? ☞ : Does your muse like to bottom? ∀ : Your muse’s favorite position? ☺ : How often does your muse masturbate? ☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually? ✌ : Is your muse good with their hands? ♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing? Á : Is your muse loud in bed? ⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks? ☯ : If you’re comfortable with it, write a drabble about our muses doing something naughty. If not, put a strikethrough across this one in your reblog (or simply don’t do it; your blog, your rules ;3). ☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some? ♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

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FALLOUT 4 OMG

[gryffon]

Hey, how much sleep do you get a day?

less than i should. i need 9-10 hours but i get around 7 ½-8 on school nights. i get 8-11 hrs on the weekend.

[justsmoky]

Sleepisfortheweek 5hournights becauseschoolisacruelplace

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[our-lord-onikami]

red:get rekted son

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Mlg m8

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Yes! XD

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That was a wild ride

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May is Now Officially Pepe Month

We shall remember this as the month Tumblr Staff created yet another unprecedented update that inadvertently began assaulting us with memes…

First the Great Skeleton Wars, now the Great Pepe Invasion is upon us!

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reblog if ur 96% gay and 4% space facts

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Colored that thing. My character(bleeps) and my boyfriends Character(Jason). Man, you gotta love that pink hair.

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Need something Translated/Typed/Proofreaded/Transcripted/Creatively Written ?

I somehow can’t get any job on oDesk(A freelance website, check it out!). 

Do you need to have something written? Do you have a youtube video you always wanted to have a transcription(spoken words written down) for? Do you have that stupid assignment you need to write on the computer but you just don’t want to do it? Translation only EN/German and vise versa. 

I am here to do it. Just drop me a message on here telling me what to do and how much you want to pay for it.

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Reblog this if I can vent to you? Like completely skip all the awkwardness and just start talking to you.

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ye everytime

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Trying my luck in school again

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Holy fuck

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[erodozer]

I feel like uploading the Sombra pic a few hours early.  Thanks for the support, I was really busy this past month and still am, so updates are probably going to continue to be few and far between.

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Send me a number and I'll answer honestly.

Have you ever:

1) Self harmed?

2) Got into a real fight?

3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed?

4) Tried to commit suicide?

5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?

6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting?

7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble?

8) Accused someone of using you?

9) Shoplifted?

10) Gotten drunk/high?

11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing?

12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game?

(Right now) Are you:

13) Suicidal?

14) Bored?

15) Avoiding someone?

16) Avoiding some task?

17) Depressed?

18) Crying?

19) Annoyed with a friend?

20) Worried and confused about something important to you?

Do you:

21) Get depressed easily?

22) Get jealous/envious easily?

23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things?

24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot?

25) Try hard in all your classes at school?

26) Go out drinking?

27) Smoke cigarettes?

28) Smoke weed?

29) Do any hard drugs?

30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why?

31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will?

32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them?

33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain?

34) Believe people deserve second chances?

35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying)

36) Think things will get better?

37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished?

38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you? (seriously, be honest)

Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend:

39) Long hair OR short hair?

40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs?

41) (For Guys one) nice smile OR nice chest?

42) Shy OR open?

43) Eyes OR body?

44) Religious OR non-religious?

45) Caring OR non-restricting of you?

46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge?

47) Piercings OR no piercings?

48) Tattoos OR no tattoos?

49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?

50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with?

Would you:

51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk?

52) Smoke weed?

53) Smoke cigarettes?

54) Get even with someone who betrayed you?

55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you?

56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you?

57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what?

58) Join a band as a part time activity?

59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse?

60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them?

61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like?

62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family?

63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online?

64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported?

65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but a cunt to other people?

66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them?

67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems?

68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes?

69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you?

70) Sleep naked?

You can only choose one:

71) Black or Orange?

72) Metalcore OR Post-Hardcore?

73) Cellphone or Computer?

74) Chocolate milk OR Coke?

75) Tumblr OR Friends?

76) Apple OR PC?

77) TV Shows OR Movies?

78) Old bands OR new Bands?

79) Pop-Punk OR Alternative Rock?

80) Reading OR Listening to music?

81) Coke OR Pepsi? Define your reason for your choice.

82) Staying who you are OR changing yourself drastically?

83) Breakdown OR Clean vocal bridge?

84) Jonny Craig OR Kellin Quinn? Define your reason for your choice.

85) Ronnie OR Craig? Define your reason for your choice.

86) Your life as a comedy OR Your life as a documentary?

87) Go to outer space OR Go all around Europe?

88) Shoes OR Shirts?

89) Chelsea Grin OR Suicide Silence?

90) Drop out of school to get a job OR stay at school and finish your education. Define your reason for your choice.

Almost over:

91) So far have you told 90 truths? And for fuck sake be honest.

92) Are you quiet about your social life with your family?

93) Do you want to travel when you are older?

94) Would you let go of people who mean the most to you to follow your dreams?

95) Did you notice there are no sex related questions?

96) Rather be the opposite gender?

97) What will you name your son/daughter?

98) Do you get harassed more than most people do?

99) What band do you hate the most? Define your reason.

100) What makes you a bad person in your mind?

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DO YOUR WORST

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

7: Do you want to be single?

8: Did you go out or stay in last night?

9: How late did you stay up last night?

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?

11: Last three things you had to drink?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

20: What would you name your future daughter?

21: Do you miss anyone?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

26: Who did you last see in person?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: What is the last thing you said out lot?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: Are you wearing socks?

33: What do people call you?

34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: Who did you last share a bed with?

37: Did you do something bad today?

38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

39: Do you get stressed out easily?

40: Will you sing today?

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?

43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?

44: What are you listening to right now?

45: What is wrong with you right now?

46: What is on your wrists right now?

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wea

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

50: Are you a good artist?

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

53: Ever been on a golf cart?

54: Do you have trust issues?

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?

56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?

57: Do you use chap stick?

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?

59: Do you have a little sister?

60: Have you ever been to New York?

61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

63: What were you doing at midnight last night?

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

69: Will next Friday be a good one?