[evilrry]

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

[the-homie-sexual]

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

[bakedly-deactivated20180330]

people who show you new music are important

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We’ve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying “looks like we’re almost home!” 😂

Bless his heart.

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.

[kushandwizdom]

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[jodiefoster]

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright  also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 

[leahclio-deactivated20131231]

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

(via poetic)

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via dustofoblivion)

[seajaee]

Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’

[punchy-larue]

[winniebluesss]

[b99thingsv2]

[vangoghcean]

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

[nl]

[cabaretbf-deactivated20210307]

[beyhive4ever]

“what are we doing?”

[no]

They both know they got too much money to be blowing bubbles

[untitledshame]

@triligyblood

[harryedward]

No offense but I want to fall in love with someone who wants to fall in love with me