Gotta Go Piss

29✨ Way to old for this app ✌🏻

[trin0dinz]

I know it hurts, but self-sabotage won't make it any better either

[captainharlock]

jesus + vocaloid

[rememberthismeme]

[ubercharge]

[hemipenal-system]

you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

[kosmogrl]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[fruitgushers]

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

[eyezehuhh]

"The first battle a magical girl must fight is a fight to save herself."

A Magical Girl Retires by Park Seolyeon

[kitschchris]

what kind of sorcery is this 💦💦

[starfleetacademy]

So this comment section on a tiktok about insane things people ask at aquariums is a goldmine

[3liza]

i worked at a natural history-type store for a while and one time this mom came in with her sweet little boy and he was asking intelligent questions and she was giving zero-information answers and i was able to not pipe up in my shrill hectoring voice until she confidently informed him that "snakes dont have bones". she was standing next to a shoulder-high specimen of this:

[eyezehuhh]

My Dress-Up Darling Ch. 109

[thebelchers]

[barladera]

Mother's love

[exemiin]

companions

[edsrosetattoo]

This is the best idea in the history of film.

[kyrianne]

[sissyspiderweb]

Guess who I was for Halloween 👀🦇

[hunnipear]

I just think they should be pretty, mean sluts together.

[redelicebeta]

Can't break my courage. And I won't fall.