Some Psychos just want to watch the world burn

Greetings and salutations vault hunters, Pandoran settlers and whatever assholes have happened to wander by! How would you like to SET ME THE FUCK ON FIRE, HUH? (Icon by skin-of-his-teeth/guardian-4n631) (indie burning psycho oc, au friendly, I'm a mess and I barely tag triggers so this is your official warning)

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

"Sorry, where you sleeping?"

“Oh, I Was. But I was rudely interrupted. What the fuck?”

[justwannafeeltheburn]

“No, no please resume. I’ll uh, try to be quieter? You won’t even know I’m here, I promise.”

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

“Nah uh. What the hell you doin’, Crispy?”

[justwannafeeltheburn]

“I’m just…” Saul scratched his head, trying to remember exactly why he’d snuck in and started turning everything upside down. “Have you ever heard of Uhzkahk The Decaying One?”

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

“What the fuck? No. Never even heard of that shit.” There was a highly irritated tone in his voice.

[justwannafeeltheburn]

Wait, was this even the right house? "Tall guy, lots of decaying flesh, only way to prevent him from stealing your skin is to turn all of your furniture upside down and paint the outside of the room in blood, not ringing any bells?"

[horrificmemes]

Torture Sentence Starters

[echo-eyed-rhys-archived-deactiv]

horrificmemes :

“This will only hurt a lot.” “Sit still!” “Keep screaming, it won’t do you any good!” “You look so beautiful covered in blood.” “Scream for me.” “Tell me how much it hurts.” “I’ve been wanting to do this for a long time.” “I’ll make this quick.” “I hope you’re comfortable, because you’ll be here for a long time.” “Rate your pain on a scale from one to ten.” “Ready to play doctor?” “You’re insane!” “Let me go!” “Someone will come looking for me.” “I’ll do anything you want, just get me out of here!” “Untie me now!” “You can’t keep me here forever.” “Just let me go, please, I’m begging you!”

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

"Sorry, where you sleeping?"

“Oh, I Was. But I was rudely interrupted. What the fuck?”

[justwannafeeltheburn]

“No, no please resume. I’ll uh, try to be quieter? You won’t even know I’m here, I promise.”

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

“Nah uh. What the hell you doin’, Crispy?”

[justwannafeeltheburn]

"I'm just..." Saul scratched his head, trying to remember exactly why he'd snuck in and started turning everything upside down. "Have you ever heard of Uhzkahk The Decaying One?"

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

On Anon, say something Random to My Muse for their Reaction, say whatever you want..

[redjaybird-savedarchive]

"Sorry, where you sleeping?"

“Oh, I Was. But I was rudely interrupted. What the fuck?”

[justwannafeeltheburn]

"No, no please resume. I'll uh, try to be quieter? You won't even know I'm here, I promise."

[skin-of-his-teeth-blog]

justwannafeeltheburn

“Kinda cheesy, eh? Hmmm…” He’d heard of a lot of places where one could obtain some form of cheese or another on pandora, from dairy farms to megastores, but there was only one place he knew that could really be described as mainly cheese. “Davie, how would you like to go to the moon?”

     The moon, yeah sure, he chuckled along. Then he cocked his head. Maybe this didn’t have to be just bullshit banter. The moon? He’d never been, not even back when he’d been close enough to sneeze on it. He leaned forward, bumped his head up against Saul’s knee, giggling quietly. Then finally he found the fortitude to crawl out from under the bar.       “I get motion sick in spaceships, Saul. It’d be a mess. C’mere,” he said, stepping for the door. A little fresh air would be nice, and besides, he wanted to see Elpis anyhow… 

[justwannafeeltheburn]

Saul stood up, wobbling a little, and reached for an unattended bottle of Rakk Ale on the bartop. He was about to follow Davie out and attempt to convince him into a space pirate moon battle, but fate had other plans. "Hey, prick, is that my bottle?" A marauder grabbed his shoulder and a heavy fist slammed into his side.

[justwannafeeltheburn]

(Someone interact w me before i start throwing Saul randomly into ask boxes to threaten your muse)

[startshxtwithme]

Ask my muse questions about characters you’ve seen them interact with.

[agentsterling]

Send me the FLAWS or QUIRKS you've noticed my muse has.

Let’s see who’s been paying attention.

[memesfrommenace]

Symbol Meme - Affectionate/Nice Edition

Send a symbol for my muse to respond to your muse….

♥ - Stroking/brushing their hair

♡ - Rubbing their shoulders

❥ - Holding their hand

❤ - Hugging/cuddling them

❄ - Staying close to them to keep warm

☆ - Reading to them

★ - Sitting at their bedside

☾ - Taking a nighttime walk with them

✚ - Bandaging their wound

✕ - Clasping their shoulder

❀ - Giving them a flower/flowers

♞ - Playing a game with them

◆ - Standing up for them

✪ - Defending them in a court/before an authority

♬ - Singing to them

◯ - Rescuing them

❇ - Stargazing with them

♛ - Comforting them

☁ - Washing their face

☼ - Camping with them

✔ - Hiking with them

☄ - Listening to them

✏ - Telling stories with them

⊿ - Coming to visit them

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send “Available Seat”and My Muse will come sit in Your Muse’s lap..

Likewise send “Seat Taken” for My Muse’s reaction to Your Muse sitting in their lap..

[plethoraofpixels-blog]

muse: *breathes near someone they may get along with*

other rper: y’know i think they could maybe sorta be kinda cute toge-

me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀👀 👌👌Good shit

[skin-of-his-teeth-blog]

justwannafeeltheburn

“I do love fighting things whilst surrounded by sand dunes… It makes everything seem really dramatic.” Saul considered the prospect of dismembering a pirate and hiding their body in seperate chunks under sand castles. “Plus it’s really warm and nice.” Perhaps how well the environment can soak up blood wasn’t quite the criteria one should seek to meet on a honeymoon.

     “Maybe too much sand, though. And the uh… locals… local… ‘s kinda a wierdo. A nice one, but maybe too nice? I dunno.” he muttered, lifting his head to think.       “We could go… back to Frostburn… then Opportunity, and onto the house we used to live at. Memory lane or somethin’. Kinda cheesy? Kinda cheesy…” 

[justwannafeeltheburn]

"Kinda cheesy, eh? Hmmm..." He'd heard of a lot of places where one could obtain some form of cheese or another on pandora, from dairy farms to megastores, but there was only one place he knew that could really be described as mainly cheese. "Davie, how would you like to go to the moon?"

[horrificmemes]

Our muses have swapped bodies.

Tell me in my inbox what is the first thing your muse does.

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Important Memory Meme

Send a symbol for a drabble about a specific memory my Muse has.

◉ : The happiest moment in your life. ☼ : A time that you were heartbroken. ◍ : Facing someone who intimidated you. ◎ : Getting into a big argument or fight. ❂ : A time you laughed so hard you cried. ● : Overcoming a fear from childhood. ◐ : Something to do with your first crush. ⊗ : A nightmare / dream you had recently.

[comalard]

I swing both ways ;)

Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.

[cloudystella-deactivated2018032]

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