Anastasia Vladof

//Rules/ Navigation/ Side-blogs// a bastard with a heart of fire (Indie Borderlands OC)

[halloweentreat]

Congratulations, you made it halfway to Halloween! Halfoween is the day when next Halloween appears on the horizon before us and the last one disappears behind. Bake some cookies tonight and start planning, because from now on, it’s getting closer each day! 

[thelonelyscarecrow-deactivated2]

Gettin closer!

[balacaliente]

rpmemes-galore:

Reblog this 

if you think OC muses should be treated with the same respect as canons. 

[lilrobotmemes]

˜”*°•.˜”*°• SHIT HANDSOME JACK SAYS (part two!)

‘’  Holy nutballs what happened to your freakin’ face! ‘’ ‘’ There’s nowhere to hide now, suckers! ‘’ “ You should’ve died when I told you! ” “ MURDERER! ” “ Ah, you’re way too late! Just give up! ” “ You and ME, craphole! It all comes down to this! “  ” Hi jackass! “ ” Oh, I’m right here! “ ” Sup! “ ” Yeah take it, bitch! “ ” Hoho, have fun with this! “ ” Stand in front of this, jackass! “ ” I’m invincible bitch! “ ” No-no-nope! “ ” Stop shooting yourself, stop shooting yourself!! “ “ Oh what’s going on, you can’t hurt me anymore oh that’s gotta be SO FRUSTRATING! ” “ Son of a… How the hell you did that?! ” “ CRAP! Crapcrapcrap!! ” “ Gonna make it, fight through the pain, ____…! Come on! ” “ Not gonna die here too…! ” “ Oh, dammit… COME ON! ” “ I am gonna slap the BITCH outta you! “ “ Owie.. “ “ This might be the last time we get chat.. “ “ you see? that wasn’t so hard. I won’t let you down kid, uh, _____. You Just made a pal for life “ “ Did you see her head? it was like PBBBLLTT- “ “ You killed yourself because i PAYED you to “ “ Don’t usually like people knowing about him/her “ “ All swagger.. No substance “  “ I was trying to Kill you– I wasn’t being subtle “ “ you threatening me..? “ “ Heroes don’t die! not when the story gets to the good part! ” “ where the hell is ____? “ “ Trust me if s/he was there i would be INSIDE him/her “ “ S/he wouldn’t be dead, would s/he? “ “ usual stuff “ “ we are gonna have to fix that gorgeous face, kiddo! “  “ Yeah, I don’t know what state of being i’m in right now but, uh.. well, walking still sucks “  “ Oh _____ Your My heeeroo! “ “ Get it? it’s like his weiner is talking! comedy GOLD! “ “ there’s absolutely nothing there! “ “ oohh ho ho that’s good. Oh, that’s Rich. Thank you for that “ “ It’s childsplay, right? “ “ Go on peel of that face like a serial killer “ “ We beat him/her for hours.. “ “ so i scoop his/her stupid lil eyeballs out with a SPOON! “ “ and I’m Just DYING LAUGHING “ “ Please.. Please don’t kill my baby girl/boy… “ “ No— NO _____!! “ “ I thought, I thought i was gonna have to get violent there for a second. or more violent “ “ No. No. No. No. No. No. I’m _____! I don’t die. and there’s too much left to do! N-Not happening. Not happening! “ “ Ha, your so stupid! watch your head dickface “ “ Who exactly is this little muscle bound tool? “ “ I don’t know. s/he’s… scratching her/his ass and, uh- “ “ That makes two of us “ “ Granted it’s not much.. But it definitely is something! “ “ How is it every time i show up you idiots are in a worse situation? “ “ Yeah! that’s the spirit. “ “ Okay. Look. As much as i’d love to watch this idiot kill you two idiots. I can’t let that happen “ “ No.. still nothing. I punched my mom for chrissake “ “ Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is s/he doing? this isn’t good. this is bad! “ “ Okay what? are you talking to me? “ “ Teamwork. more than that, it’s about compromise. “ “ what the hell is that? “ “ I’m detecting some tension here, which is a bummer. we should be pals, ya know? “ “ Whoa whoa whoa… Do i seriously talk to much? ____? “ “ You’re the boss “ “ sah-macky dabby! “ “ Oh ho- that’s so g- that- that is the grossest thing i’ve ever seen “ “ It’s not as sexy as it sounds. A lot of people died down there. “ “ …and then kill them “ “ Yes! you..! you.. are my favourite dude! “ “ I mean. not to sound like a friggin’ shampoo commercial here, but you deserve it “ “ Oh hell no!! “ “ Oh, heh heh heh… useless! “ “ enjoy your last few seconds of not being dead “ “ sup? “ “ Don’t worry buddyboy. I’ll take the wheel for a few “ “ yeah. Yeah. Your Good. Walk it off sport “

[polysemic-president-deactivated]

@handsomehappenings

[averagefairy]

wheres the lie

[feelsmoor]

society says my nipples r nsfw

[aphrodite-in-flux]

boobus; baps

[chargedupsiren]

Chocolate

“Ehhh….eehhhhh?   Eh.  Not my favorite.  I’ll eat it, I’m a fat kid, but meh.  Don’t care one way or another about it.  I don’t see why people lose their shit over it.”

[vladofbanditlord]

“Okay, but your lack of an opinion is wrong. Feel bad about it, Babe.”

[matchamoe]

Reblog if you want obscenely sexual and kinky messages in your askbox for shits and giggles.

[thcvault-blog]

REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU’RE A ROLEPLAY BLOG FROM THE BORDERLANDS FRANCHISE ( Please make sure you Include your character(s) name in the tags and what installment you’re from (eg. TFTBL, TPS or BL 1 and/or 2) and if you’re an OC. Please consider reading the information located on the masterlist page when reblogging this post for more information.) ( The list can be found HERE )

[adversator-archive-deactivated2]

me: *wants to rp with more people*

me: *is incredibly easy to distract*

me: *has a pile of drafts to tend*

me: *gets picky over minor things*

me: procrastinator extraordinaire™

[vladofbanditlord]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD YOU NERD.

// Not dead, just hiding, like a true ninja

[say-it-like-u-meme-it]

Send “💋” For a gif of how my muse would KISS yours.

[vladofbanditlord]

*When someone shows actual interest in your half-put together blog*

[katofnine]

’ This is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad… ’

She wheeled around to face the speaker, almost jumping back at the sight of the bandit. Why didn’t she have a gun? This whole planet was a deathtrap and she was going around unarmed. At least the bandit was right about one thing: this was bad. “Shit! You stay right there, don’t take another step, pandejo.”

[vladofbanditlord]

@katofnine Anastasia ran a hand through her hair, anxiously. “Heh, cute, Hun, but now ain’t the time. You should be less worried about me shooting you and more about those two badass psychos coming. I hearing getting ripped limb from limb is far more painful than a bullet.” She offered a sarcastic attempt at a smile and grabbed the girl’s wrist, pulling her into a small nook between piles of rubble, nearly invisible to the eye from the outside. “Be afraid of me later?”

[vladofbanditlord]

@@@@

// FOUR?! Okay~ So I’mm stick with some tumblr rping, for the sake of this.

1) @eridiumangel -- This girl was one of the first people to talk to me when I started rping, almost four years ago. She’s a phenomenal writer, has been and still is one of my best friends here, and honestly, she’s part of the reason I ever had the confidence to stick around, even if I’ve hopped characters a bunch

2) @chemicalerinyes  -- Same as above. Been looking up to her since I first started, I’m constantly striving to write as well as this chick

3) @chargedupsiren/ @sidhekatsoup -- when I first started, I looked up to this chick so much I was afraid to talk to her. And I’ve never regretted making friends with this nerd

4) @sirens-shock This person’s art is hella dope go look at this beauty. Not only are they a good writer, but I look up to their artistic ability so much

[theinboxmemebook]

For every @ I get, I have to tag someone I love/look up to!

[harleenismsa-blog]

                                  Tumblr “RP Bestie” Form

Fill in, and toss it in my submit (if you can’t find it, just add “/submit” to the end of my url) or my fanmail, and I’ll return the favor, so we can just get started with the madness and skip the baby steps.

What should I call you?:

Timezone:

18+: y / n

Kik / Skype / AIM :

Are you cool with me:

Tagging you in reblogged posts: y / n 

Tagging you in random starters: y / n 

Sending you an endless supply of memes: y / n 

Making you graphics, aesthetic sets, promos: y / n

Arrive in your ask box at weird hours freaking out about our muses?:  y / n

[vladofbanditlord]

How Introverts Make Friends

- online

- an extrovert found them, liked them, and adopted them

[bai-xue]

Someone buy this man a beer