Hi! I'm a furry

He/Him, Ace/Aro, Male, Furry, Dragon. Hi! im just your average furry, nothing to see here! Please be nice to me, and remember to stay hydrated!

[justyouraveragefurry]

don’t you just love when someone shows you a piece of art or something and they think it’s just innocent cute art but you know that it is absolutely 100% definitely a fetish thing

[justyouraveragefurry]

you ever just see some weird furry shit and be like “damn if I wasn’t asexual that would be so hot”

like you’re not actually attracted to it at all but you know you would be if not for the fact that you’re asexual

[justyouraveragefurry]

If I ever get declared an enemy of the United States I will name my Main compound “Santa’s workshop” in hopes of one day getting the headline “Santas workshop hit with U.S drone strike”

[justyouraveragefurry]

I think since YouTube removed the dislike button we should use the report button as a dislike button

[justyouraveragefurry]

Hey tumblr what the FUCK are your ads

[justyouraveragefurry]

hey furries, what’s your favorite and least favorite e621 tag?

[justyouraveragefurry]

Perspective is fun, I could be sitting like 2 feet away from someone while looking at furry stuff and so long as I hold my phone at the right angle they would have no idea

[justyouraveragefurry]

I was arguing with someone and they told me to give myself a milk Enema

[justyouraveragefurry]

Hey big corporations:

if I see more than three of your ads for your product in a row I will literally never buy your product out of spite.

it could be a magical turn-you-into-your-fursona-juice and I still would be hesitant to buy your product.

I know no one with the ability to make a change will ever see this post but come on I’ve seen 27 KFC ads in a row and I’m PISSED

[justyouraveragefurry]

Just got called cringe for being a furry.

Like hey buddy your over here bragging about the unhealthy amount of tentacle hentai you watch I don’t thing I’m the problem here

[justyouraveragefurry]

Imagine aliens coming to earth and the first place they land just so happens to be a furry convention and the governments of the world have to explain to them what a furry is

[justyouraveragefurry]

Creek pickle

Was at a small creek near my house and a found a WHOLE PICKLE in the mud and idk what to think.

like who puts a pickle in a creek, WHY would you do that?

[justyouraveragefurry]

Was really bored at school so I started people watching and saw someone with a really well drawn anthro wolf on their binder and I want to ask the about it but at the same time I don’t want them to know I’m a furry.

[justyouraveragefurry]

Just searched cute fursuits on google and because of the way googles algorithm works it puts products/ads before actual cute fursuits and you get those cheap store bought “fursuits” that don’t even classify as a good halloween costume showing up right at the top of the search results.

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Thinking about creating a second account where I only Post about my OC’s lore and just use that as a place to put my worldbuilding ideas

[justyouraveragefurry]

DONT

DONT SPELL SUS BACKWARDS

[justyouraveragefurry]

Imagine an actual dragon showing up at a furry convention and the people there just think it's a really good quadsuit.

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Part of my OC’s lore actually says that he almost always shows up at MFF 2018, and almost every time he does no one believes him when he says that hes a real dragon Because 1: why would a real dragon come out of hiding to visit a furry convention, 2: Dragons are not real, and 3: Even if they were real, why should I believe that you are a real dragon.