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hi marshall

[eroscestlavie]

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

shouts out to my fellow nonsense ladies rambling aimlessly about who knows what

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

Wearing a new pair of skinny jeans for the first time

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[blacberries]

abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back

[girthakitt-blog]

Abt me: acne on my chin, eating an unflavored rice cake in the dress I wore yesterday , reading thru texts my ex sent me a year ago

[fuks]

[fuks]

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[frogmp3]

me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

[unclefather]

[davereed]

Why is this so funny??

[thursday]

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

[thebootydiaries]

White boy: what are you doing now haha

Me: shower

White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!

[jyostar]

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

[bachi-special]

[bodyglitter]

me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears

me 3 seconds later:

[tlirsgender]

When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home