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Hello i'm Sam and i like Pokemon, Paladins:CotR, and Stardew Valley. i also draw and smoke big fat blunts luci-o --> starglamevie

[autisticteru]

mob is a terrible character hes so bland hes basically just saitama with hai i cant finish this i cant do this i cant make this joke this is too far im sorry mob im so so sorry

[serpenking]

[y2klame]

Lindsay Lohan in court with ‘fuck u’ painted on her nails (2010)

[lmaonade]

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

sorry i can’t relate to mean people. i can understand not being openly friendly but how can you go out of your way to actively be so mean….on purpose….for fun….aren’t u exhausted …

[rslashrats]

this image is found footage

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Because I found this footage very heartwarming :)

[rslashrats]

:)

[nosferalto]

[bbeelzemon]

@doruumon

[doruumon]

@fatherentropy

[roseliax]

[ankha85]

[damn-shawty]

la caissière: bonjour, bienvenue 

moi, un idiot: 

A. Dis “Salut”

B. Dis “Bien”

moi: balut 

[unfitninjuh]

[brunopixels]

[k-eke]

Are you ready ? 

[drycoochie-deactivated20150814]

[beeshrektestinthemall]

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

him: you can leave if you got a problem

me:

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

Los

Angeles

[chubbymermaid87]

Is this for real?

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

I promise

[pasdeduck-blog]

I get really uncomfortable around PDA (Publically Displayed Anime)

[trickytwitch]

1920s furry gangster: like nyah, see? >:3

[dairyqueenofficial]

*machine gun fire* OwO

[simon-petricock-deactivated2024]

When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor