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[ i will accept requests for character colors n stuff please send me some ] what’s up fuckers!! / i do haikyuu edits / big phat lesbian / she/her / diagnosed with dumb bitch syndrome / uhh lotta shitposting and haikyuu!! /

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helo

[jwbshwhsbsbs]

wOW I SURE FUCKING DIPPED

might do it again tumblr is wacko im tired of coming on here and then not doing homework 😔😔

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[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

today I baked a pie containing mostly apples but also a couple of pears. it good.

[demilypyro]

having an opinion on philosophy makes you a philosopher. even if you think philosophy is stupid and pointless, THAT’S A PHILOSOPHY. you can’t escape

[disgruntledmushroom]

suddenly Scotchtape’s comic makes sense to me

[haroldstitties81]

person: steps on the back of my shoe

me, for a whole week:

[laurenblakee]

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[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Weird how you guys (Spongebob fandom) are putting an abusive ship on my dash (SquidBob) and not thinking twice about it. But alright.

[mimihime]

>abusive

where?

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Are you really gonna act like Squidward isn’t constantly berating and verbally abusing Spongebob. Like did we watch the same show or what LOL

[daofeibutdead]

literally don’t even bother with this person lol I’m so sick of freaks who hate on squidbob yet still ship patbob as of Patrick isn’t incredibly abusive towards spongebob

[thegodsofold]

is….. is this discourse??? is this actually a thing thats happening???

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Can you learn to mind your business maybe? Could that be a thing that’s happening?

[itsmecartoonistgirl]

Just some tender advice here: Squidward is 9 years older than Spongebob!

If you ship squidbob, you are shipping a middle aged man in his 40s with a young adult!

[daofeibutdead]

are you for real

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Not a fan of SquidBob in any way shape or form but I’m also not about to let somebody spread blatant misinformation on my post.

[itsmecartoonistgirl]

As vague as his age may be I think times such as the first Spongebob film where everyone including squidward calls spongebob a “kid” or “boy” implies that he is still intended to be fairly young. And squidward is implied to be a pretty old guy, I mean look at both their moms for instance.

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

SpongeBob’s mother aged gracefully as she is a sponge with a lifespan potentially spanning thousands of years whereas Squidward’s mother was not so lucky as squids have a lifespan of typically no more than 18 months. Squidward’s mother also had to deal with the stresses of raising Squidward which I believe speaks for itself.

[itsmecartoonistgirl]

Alls I’m saying is if people are gonna be shipping squidbob they’re also going to have to reconcile with the fact that Squidward is a old grown man who’s been through high school, college, who’s worked at the Krusty Krab much longer than SpongeBob has, who’s lived in that particular neighborhood longer than SpongeBob has, all while SpongeBob is still dealing with school bullies, being called a kid and a boy by everyone he knows, and getting kisses from his grandma.

They cannot possibly be in the same age group, age or maturity wise. Squidward is obviously an older figure spongebob looks up to that Squidward is known to take advantage of constantly. The age difference definitely plays a part in this.

[jenlog]

what the actual fuck is happening here

[butts-of-the-barricade]

Not to sound dramatic or anything but if a girl laid her head on my tummy like a pillow and let me lovingly play with her hair I would probably spontaneously combust.

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[caroldanversenthusiast]

moderator: any last words brie?

brie: how do i top lesbians?

tessa: i’m sure the lesbians could show you right after this panel.

I CANNOTAGSJDKDKFKG

[pigeonkindofgal]

can you believe how beautiful girls are. like, they are

actually

literally

for real

so beautiful. i promise, all of them.

[alexander]

How Animals Eat Their Food

[pastelvirgil]

this video is fuckin ancient and i honestly forgot how funny it was

[fslut]

One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit

[bigleoenergy]

So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??

[fslut]

Oh i would never claim this wasn't the bop of the century. I have taste

[candiikismet]

Oh yeah. This goes off honey

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Finally some good children’s content

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Bitch in the middle singing about ponytails when she got pigtails she's a fucking fake fan

[st4lker-deactivated20200823]

if you actually LISTENED to the bop instead of criticizing artists before you even know their songs you would know that she sings specifically about how she has pigtails and it's a ponytail on each side... not that I would expect anybody but a true Jess stan to care about good music 🙄

[fslut]

Thank you finally a real fan in all the fakes

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