Pitch Perfect Sentence Meme
"Just don't eff up your solo.
"Is it me or did we just take a left turn into Snoozeville?"
"No English? Yes English? Just tell me where youāre at with English."
"And you must be kidding. Wow!"
"I mean, it took a second for my eyes to adjust, but I can roll with this."
"Look just so you know, Iām not a total nerd. I also happen to be super into close-up magic."
"Hide your wine coolers!"
"How is the stepmonster?"
"I wanna produce music, I wanna make music!"
"Organized nerd singing, this is great!"
"You gonna audition this year?"
"Iām the best singer in Tasmania, With teeth."
"You call yourself Fat ____?"
"I can sing but Iām also good at modern dance, olden dance and uh..mermaid dancing. Which is a little different. You usually start on the ground."
"Alright, I'll give you my number."
"We sing covers of songs but we do it without any instruments. Itās all from our mouths!"
"We played the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre, you bitch!"
"Your arrangement of Lovinā Spoonfulās Do You Believe In Magic inspired me to become a certified illusionist. "
"The smell of your weird is actually affecting my vocal cords so Iām gonna need you to scoot."
"Freshmen aren't allowed in the booth."
"So please just no sex on the desk."
"So whatās your deal? You one of those girls/boys whoās all dark and mysterious then she/he takes of her/his glasses and that amazingly scary ear spike and you realize that, you know she/he was beautiful the whole time."
"Funny this doesnāt look like your intro to Philosophy class."
"I canāt concentrate on anything youāre saying until you cover your junk."
"Oh thereās no backup dancers? Okay."
"Performing live gives me such a rush!"
"I still canāt believe they let my sexy fat ass in."
"Youāre one of those a cappella girls/guys, Iām one of those a cappella boys/girls, and weāre gonna have a-ca-children. Itās inevitable."
"So I have a feeling that we should kiss. And is that feeling a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?"
"Well, I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm ābetter not.ā"
"What happened last year?"
"Yeah, no, donāt put me down for cardio."
"Iām doing horizontal running."
"Nothing. I hear nothing."
"I can see your toner through those jeans."
"You must really sweep your girlfriend/boyfriend off their feet."
"Theyāre predictable. Like, the guy gets the girl and that kid sees dead people and Darth Vader is Lukeās father."
"I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously."
"It was a misunderstanding and I was protecting my friends."
"Iām gonna finish him like a cheesecake!"
"I have been there for you for so many years, and all you do is treat me like shit!"
"Iāll protect you. Iāll protect you."
"Told you. Endings are the best part."
