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How I think succession characters would play Roblox

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poisedwalrus

@epiphainie ദ്ദി(。•̀ ,<)~✩‧₊

pauls1967moustache

"If I was a girl, maybe I could go out and..." — Paul McCartney

homicidalbrunette

Gay Dads!!

epiphainie

teen john lennon with elvis presley and brigitte bardot posters covering the walls of his room claiming paul looks like elvis, inspiring cynthia to look more like brigitte...he was seventeen, bisexual, and on a mission

bonnieura

clothes done 💋

whichwaydidjohngo

"hard" analysis: a guide to paul's interview boner

It’s common knowledge that paul had a boner during an interview on the Scottish show Roundup in 1963. Let’s examine this clip in-depth.

The first thing Paul tries is constantly shooting his hand down to cover his crotch.

Yet he still can’t control his horniness (see him staring at the host’s face intently). Paul’s crotch-covering methods are even rubbing off on John. [In fact, there is no evidence to suggest that John is not in the same predicament as Paul, but that’s for another day.]

Paul, I think this is the opposite of what you want to do.

Paul then tries the not-so-subtle glance down to check the goods.

And for some reason, this ending had to be done more than once (see photo of them in different positions). Paul is obviously having an awkward time using anything nearby, including Ringo, to hide his crotch.

Finally,

This has been a post. You’re welcome.

waveofahand

Morag Hood, the interviewer, was very much Paul’s “type”. Both Dot and Jane were tiny, elfin girls like Morag, who actually even looks a bit like Dot. But who is attracted to whom seems like a triangle here. Seems like everybody is flirting with everybody. And Paul, well...the boy can’t help it. The beautiful boy can’t help it. All that sexual tension has him undone. Randy child. You can watch the full interview here.