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philipsherwood:
“Hey… It’s not my fault that my cat is the next Houdini! We can still get more though! He needs a friend..!”
“So they both can take over the world, and use us for mind control?”
philipsherwood:
“cause he may have gotten out again… he’s got opposable thumbs, he’s evolved..!”
“Phil.... this is why we can’t get another pet!”
“Phillip why is there a rumor going around you’ve lost our cat again?”
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☔️ : your muse offering to share an umbrella with mine on a rainy day
James was hundred percent sure someone was just dumping buckets from very very high buildings. It was too cold and too wet to be out of his flat right now. But noo, they just had to run out of cat food, and of course he was turn to get some. (He would have offered to go anyways.) But that was very much besides the point. He was cold and wet and would complain if he wanted too. “It’s not that bad, James. You can totally walk down to the shops and get cat food. No problem. No need to drive. BULLSHIT!” He mumbled to himself. And okay, he knew he looked like the crazy person talking to himself in the rain, but he had a reason! Or so he liked to think so. James was positive he was the only crazy person to be out in the rain right now. However he was proved wrong when he saw a young female walking in the rain with a sad excuse for a jacket. He couldn’t let her walking the rain like that! He could.. he totally could, but then he thought about his sister and would want some nice random person who talks to himself to offer up his umbrella for her. “excuse me miss” He said approaching her. “I know this seems crazy, but you seem to be freezing, and i have enough room for both of us under her.” he said smiling as he pointed to the umbrella.
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