i'll never forget how i felt that day

do you remember the time when we first met at the train station ? do you r e m e m b e r the time when you said you l o v e d me in the snow ? do you remember the time when I kissed you on the Manchester Eye ? do you remember the time back in 2009 ?

[philipsherwood]

heyydevan:

Why are we spending so much taxpayer money on stupid shit, like sending Donald Trump on vacations, when we could be exploring the ocean? It’s like 70% of the world and no one knows what’s down there. Bet we could find the lost city of Atlantis if we tried.

the ocean is so massive, like, there are things we don’t even know exist, and that’s just so cool. what if i have a underwater clone that’s waiting for me to rescue him and i just can’t get there?? what if i’m the underwater clone?? we really need to get down there

[demonphannie]

[philipsherwood]

heyydevan:

“I’ll be honest with you, if I see that cat, I may keep him for myself. He sounds adorable.”

"He’s real cute, but he can get out of a locked room, so there’s no limit to his mystical powers. Next he’ll be doing my taxes, and then the next, taking over the world” 

[philipsherwood]

trcv:

–– “ MAYBE you should consider getting better locks, obviously; or, better yet, just tape him and send it to ‘animal planet’ or some shit. i’m sure some dumbasses would pay to see that. ”

–– “ FOR my cat? that seems excessive, don’t you think? but... maybe. i know that i’d sure pay to see that. and i’m sure that takeshi would love the attention, he’d lap it right up. have you ever seen that? a cat unlocking a door? it’s magical! ”

[philipsherwood]

lolwillow:

“I’m not sure he’d be easier to find if I’m honest. A random person is more likely to snatch him if he was pink, purple and blue.”

"and the other cats might make fun of him, that’d be absolutely awful. he’s already a bit slow, but that’d make his social life so much worse..! but maybe you’re right, i’d probably steal a cat if it was pink, purple, or blue.”

[philipsherwood]

jxmestf:

“Phil…. this is why we can’t get another pet!”

"Hey... It’s not my fault that my cat is the next Houdini! We can still get more though! He needs a friend..!” 

[jxmestf-blog]

“Phillip why is there a rumor going around you’ve lost our cat again?”

@philipsherwood

[philipsherwood]

"cause he may have gotten out again... he’s got opposable thumbs, he’s evolved..!”

[pagefortyseven]

james and phillip + stickers

[philipsherwood]

lolwillow:

“Please tell me that by multicolored you don’t mean bright pink, blue and purple…”

"no, but i wish. he’d be a lot easier to find... more or less he’s like white, grey, orange, black, almost any color a cat could be really..!” 

[philipsherwood]

"I’m just stating this right now, cause it’s bound to happen... But if you find a silly looking fat multicolored cat, please don’t call the pound. His name is Takeshi and he’s very friendly so please say hi to him, he won’t scratch or anything, but he has a funny habit of getting out of locked rooms. I’m not entirely sure how he does it, but he does it... mysterious cat, he is.”

[arcticlester]

[energeticwarrior]