pros to dating me:
i’ll actually respond to ur text
u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
we can hold hands
butt touches
cuddles? ? ? yes good
i’ll play with your hair
u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
smooches
(and much sex if you’re into that. Don’ forget the sex.)









