[daiiku]

[orcboxer]

you shoulda seen the size of those rooms, man, it was like, floor to ceiling

[deltaomicronfive]

Ngl guys this entire saga and phenomenon stumbled upon is fucking frying me.

[anyataylorjoys]

When a song is so fucking good but the volume doesn't go up any louder?????? Please I need big boom. BIGGG BOOM I need the sound and vibrations to rip through my body like an orgasm

[aster-is-confused]

my favorite genre of bird picture

[jetix]

‘やるんか？やるんかっ!?’ (You gonna fight? You gonna fight!?) Needle felt art by Chachakinana, 2025

[philosophyinateacup]

Buzelli

[wifefiber-deactivated-deactivat]

[conronorock]

yuri of the week

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

[galbos]

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

[darling-highness-deactivated201]

what the fuck is this newspaper

[mona-l1sa]

[asneakyfox]

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

[v-for-fili]

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

[frightfullytreeish]

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[iconuk01]

I never thought Terry Pratchett's advice would be useful in THIS context

'Erotic' is when you use a feather.

'Kinky' is when you use a chicken.

[wanderingaldecaldo]

So you're saying I need to order a kinky chicken sandwich?

[earhartsease]

behold, a kink!

[squeakitties]

blasts you with my placebo beam

[snepril]

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

[za-ra-h]

Mel from Arcane, I love her.

[jennaflare]

[tuherrus]

i can have brainworms as a treat but first some studies