Welcome to the whale fall!

Late 20s, NB. Call me Jack.

[un-monstre]

Sitting in public with a big hardcover novel and a t-shirt that says “I ENJOY THIS UNCRITICALLY AND WILL ENACT IT IN REAL LIFE”

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Hey sex witch, I would like my periods to stop forever but I don't want to wait for menopause and I don't want a hysterectomy or a dilation and curettage. Is there any other way of achieving this? I have read there are several forms of birth control that can be used in a way where you only get a few periods per years but I have not seen any method that completely shuts the menstrual cycle down permanently.

well. that's because shutting the menstrual cycle down completely isn't something that easy to do. for better or worse, that's a function that your body prioritizes pretty highly, and it requires pretty drastic efforts to put a stop to it.

various methods of hormonal birth control can drastically reduce symptoms of PMS and menstruation, including reducing cramping, bleeding, and the emotional disturbances many people feel during that part of their cycle. for some people, consistent use will prevent bleeding altogether, or be reduced to rare instances of infrequent breakthrough bleeding.

however, it's important to remember that no method is absolutely guaranteed to stop your period, short of removing the body parts necessary to menstruation. I hear from a lot of people who are surprised and upset to discover that their birth control hasn't completely stopped their period, but like most medications (especially hormonal ones) there's always a chance that it won't work exactly the way you want it to.

the birth control shot is the method that most consistently stops periods, but it would be a good idea to talk with a healthcare provider to get an idea of what would be most practical for your specific needs. this article could be a good starting point for comparing different options:

How To Stop Your Period: 6 Safe Ways

You’ve been looking forward to a big event coming up! But your period has plans of its own. With some advance planning and a conversation wi

[gothfoxgirlboy]

Ok I got a question for people who like furries. What fursona can someone say where immediately it rings a bell of "they're like 90% into this kink" and what kink would it be. IE dog fursona into pet play

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[tlirsgender]

Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

[tlirsgender]

That's the thing about Doing Really Bad you kinda keep it to yourself. And then you start doing a little better & when you try to tell people this the vibe is like "what do you mean you were living in the sewer this whole time are you good?" while you're standing there like Yeah that's not the important part never mind that. I'm literally out of the sewer

[punkitt-is-here]

if you are a queer earring maker at a queer friendly event you should have clipons and ADVERTISE THEM you will make SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY there are SO MANY CUTE TRANS GIRLS who want to try your earrings but don't have pierced ears!!!!!! I repeat YOU WILL MAKE SO MUCH MONEY IF YOU DO THIS

[punkitt-is-here]

genuinely I have sold a couple runs of earrings now and I can provide solid evidence that advertising that clipons even exist as an option literally tripled my sales

[un-monstre]

Being trans and having been an embarrassing kid/teen kinda works out because that person just doesn’t exist anymore

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you get a breath weapon like a dragon, and the options go from fire to things like gravel or bees

you have this breath weapon! (also you're a dragon)

are you happy with it?

yes!!!!!

a little

it's okay I guess

no.

NO.

result/other

Remaining time: 2 days 8 minutes

[carolsturka]

unpopular opinion but i like it when tv shows have women in them

[carolsturka]

what annoys the shit out of me about this post is how many times i've had to read "and i like it when they're actually well-written" because i've never had to read about a male character being badly written. ever. even when they're inconsistent or made up of one-liners or only there to be shipped with another male character. but yeah sure your critical skills suddenly flare up when it comes to women tumblr user. sure

[un-monstre]

Holy shit I legitimately had no idea about this

[jauniegal]

I love wikihow so much

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[thegunfighters]

in the big finish audio the suffering (2010) the villain is a ghost who can create mind links with women who come in contact with a fragment of her skull because she can sense "female energy." (???) despite this, the plot hinges on the fact that steven is also tapped into this mind link even though he's, you know, a dude. the reason why steven is the only male who was able to do this is never explained beyond "well you were holding the skull" even though the whole point was that dozens of men had touched the skull already and it only awoke the ghost thing because vicki (female) touched it. i really don't think they thought through what this implies about steven

[deadeyesopened]

[romanceyourdemons]

rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot

[beebeerock]

Baby Skarmory design idea. I've seen cool baby Skarmory designs but I think we deserve a scrungly little guy. Based on steel wool/scouring pad and those ugly newborn chicks.