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[ajeckaea]

right, i'm sick of the "i'm absolutely definitely from gaza plz give me money to save my life" spammers

asks are now entirely off for now

[baddyzarc]

If you wanna know the state of Yugioh TCG collecting in the wake of Overframes in the core game…

[baddyzarc]

The situation is so funny man

Basically, Mr grifter announced that he might be getting into the collecting side of yugioh, which would lead to the scalping hell that now plagues the Pokémon and One Piece TCGs

As a joke, MBTYugioh gave them pointers on what to “invest in”, recommending some of the WORST shit products that this game released in the years

He then followed up with a tongue-in-cheek, clearly trolling video recommending shit like Legendary Duelists sets, Duelist of Deep and Synchro Storm, and the Platinum cards, and exclusive COINS before ending the video with “Don’t invest in yugioh. You will lose money due to this game’s reprint policies”

Like, it was very obvious for anyone with half-a-brain cell and is familiar with Yugioh that the video is a joke

BUT a bunch of scalping bots took the video at face value and bought out these doodoo, worthless products immediately after his fuckass video came out

Now they’re sitting on unsellable trash. 100% deserved, I hope everyone whose trying to grift this game like Pokémon loses their money

[themainspoon]

Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".

[hyliansinventory]

oh my gosh they really did pull a real life trap card

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[catasters]

[catsithkelpie]

I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.

Sound is VERY important.

[think-and-game]

@kittybroker how much for this absolutely famished little bean ?

[kittybroker]

Feed this hungry little baby for the low low price of only $3.89!

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[no-one-offical]

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[kittybroker]

how much for a bean, sheltered from rain by her rhubarb umbrella?

Sheltered from the rain, but not from these deals! Buy this bean today for only $25.75!

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[granolagaeilgeoir]

Good News!

If ever you are feeling lonely, I want you to know that there are religious sisters and brothers whose entire lives are spent in prayers of petition for the people of this earth, at all hours of the day and night. You are being prayed for, by many people, every single day!

I'll bet somewhere, right now, there is a sister praying for mothers who are currently up late caring for their children, and pregnant mothers who are afraid of the future.

At this moment, somewhere in the world, there is a brother praying for an end to violence and persecution in specific regions of our planet, which could include your own hometown.

There is 100% an old lady at mass, right now, who is praying for an end to the mental and physical suffering of many, including the suffering you and your loved ones experience.

And, whether you know it or not, there is someone you have encountered - whether it be a friend, relative, or even a stranger who drove past you on the street - that is praying for you specifically, too! (I personally love doing this!)

Let's not forget the Saints already united in Heaven with God, who are praying for you to someday unite with Him, too!

Wherever you are, whatever is happening in your life, there is always a person out there praying for you.

Take care today, friends! Chin up! The Church, in all her forms, is longing and praying for you to experience Christ's peace and joy!

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

The Qing dynasty was “mucho cringefail,” as the youths say. The Ming dynasty was way more chill.

Help I'm getting ancient Chinese anons

[funnyflywheel]

a contact on discord came up with this tier list:

[ajeckaea]

OF COURSE HE DID

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

This has become one of those lines that I'm now happy to lose friends over, whether they identify themselves as "left" or "right": if you are gleefully celebrating the deaths of your fellow human beings simply for voting differently to you or caring about issues you take the opposite stance on, you yourself have become the monster, and the enemy of all humanity, regardless of whatever those within your belief bubble tell you when egging you on.

[kittybroker]

Kurt knocked down his toy bin and became one with the toys

Get your play on with the one with the toys! Toys on today now only $25.90!

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[creepymutelilbugger]

i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page

[inkary]

"it's time to surface, (unintelligible, possibly "back to people), the vacation is over. oh blyat, a grenade. what sort of moron keeps the...-boom-"

[spainy-spoon]

Can't help but appreciate how well the body language translates through VR.

The frantic head turning while looking for a place to stash the grenade, the double take as they realize the drawer they chose was FULL of grenades, and the "WTF" hand gesture as they point in disbelief at the drawer full of grenades? Chef's kiss.

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

POV you’re Wile E Coyote

[ophilosoraptoro]

No translation neccessary

[ajeckaea]

hey so the Witch fought with the Stone Knife after her wand was broken yeah? which the movie left out because the movie was trying to be LOTR and so Tilda was dual-wielding a sword the whole time too and stabbed Skandar with the broken wand and now even 17 years later i have to read fics that are like “the wound the wand had left was cursed” BUT I DIGRESS

consider

consider edmund breaking the wand consider the witch having only her knife left consider her seeing the traitor who was first rescued from her knife and then ransomed from it by another and yet here he is again a third time standing there within its reach consider her stabbing him with the knife that should have killed him twice already consider her stabbing him with the same knife that killed Aslan

CONSIDER

[ajeckaea]

#THE POIGNANCY #THE POETRY #THE MEANING #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #frick all of this 'she stabbed him with the broken wand' crap IT'S SO MUCH BETTER AS THE KNIFE

*inhales*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SOMEDAY I WILL ACTUALLY WRITE THIS FIC DOWN SOMEDAY I SWEAR IT ON MY EMPTY PIZZA HUT BOX

[importantcatpics]

[pinfineder]

@kittybroker how much for this still in box cat

[kittybroker]

All safely packaged up for delivery, this fine kitty now coming to shelves for only $16.98!

[kittybroker]

How much for god’s silliest creature?

Silliest creature under the sun a real unique find in today's market! Buy now for only $58.87!

[kittybroker]

this is murphy i love him badly. he's my grandma's cat

Wondrous Murphy loved by all those seeking a good simple deal! Now coming in at only $34.55!