backseat classicist

aly | she/her | twenty-four

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Matt Damon played Odysseus like an idiot

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Not enough of these men were wearing skirts #TheBestViewOfAManIsFromBelow

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

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Rip Cicero you would have loved speech and debate

[harpertheidiot]

I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version

Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you

Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you

Are you surviving?

100% no, my corpse is desecrated

100% no, but I am given a proper burial

Yes, but with major injuries

Yes, but with minor injuries

100% yes, not a scratch on me

Other (explain in tags)

Remaining time: 7 hours 9 minutes

(I know Homer and Sappho aren't mythological, I just threw them in there for fun)

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Seeing ur ex for the first time in a year……. at the gym on a random Tuesday afternoon……. lizzy mcalpine playing in my airpods….. someone shoot me

[iphigenesis]

oh my dearest

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Cicero when he realized he doesn’t ever have to end a sentence

[tenderhooked]

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

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Who’s winning

Smokey Bear

Six (6) vestal virgins

Voting ended onJul 6

[finelythreadedsky]

understatement of the year

[aboutoriginality]

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*in mass* damn this is just like that cmat song !!

[menelaiad]

Odysseus and Athena by Eberhard & Elfriede Binder.

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

Telemachus is gonna get his life together eventually trust