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I don't know who this money guy is but thank goodness he told us about this kidnapping vending machine

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If 10 ping is amazing I cant even imagine -1 ping!

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Can't cook🤷‍♂️ but sure as hell tried to make some spring rolls for my fam. Turned out better than expected👌

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The AUDACITY of this man.

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Ahh my Favorite place in Washington

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Finally saw that Panther movie everyone was talking about! Can't really say that I liked it though. Yea it had it's moments but overall it was a meh in my opinion.

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Me: *Takes burning bowl out of a microwave. Tries food and is ice cold*

Come on man. How can we have self driving cars artificial intelligence but can't God Dam Warm food in the God Dam Stupid MICROWAVE.

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Way to off the semester by telling your students that...

1) 50% of students drop your class.

2)No one will get an A.

3)No one you have taught knows how to take an exam correctly (or knows any skills on how to take one).

4) In a language based class you learn about 200 new terms, while in your class you will learn 1,500 new terms

5) Previous students have said that they had to study for that class more than their other classes combined.

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High School is like the the 4 year trial.

And University are like, "If you'd like to continue please pay $25,000 now." But what people don't know is if you use the Promo code: "HelpMeIHaveNoMoney" then they will lower it to the amazing low low cost of $22,000!

*Cough*aslongasyoufollowtherulesandregulationthattheyupholdotherwisetheymayreduceorevencutyouoffcompletely*cough*

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Huh, was packing up my stuff to get to school and since my sis took our only computer bag I decided to get a bigger bag. Once I found one i started to empty it and found these cards, back when I went on a trip to Africa with a school group(which was 5 years ago). Huh kinda something cool to find of the past.

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Since I feel a tad lonely and sad I'll just go watch some Netflix shows to keep my mind off of it.

-Clicks on a random show and proceeds to watch the first 3 episodes-

-All three episodes happen to have couples having sex-

Wellp i'ma die alone :")

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There are times when a thought arises, Should I continue to persist hoping that I will eventually "win" Or Should I give in or else this would eventually lead to the end of me.

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1st machines wouldn't accept any of my money 2nd machine my snack got stuck -long sigh-

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The night is the only time to listen to music so you can feel the feels.

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Neil Degrasse Tyson: "We have come to describe significance as I'm special and everything else isn't. Religions thinking they're special, cultures thinking they're special, individual thinking they're special. The top four ingredients in life, in your body in life, atoms in order hydrogen, oxygen, carbon, nitrogen those four atoms. But you know what are the type four ingredients are in the universe? The top four active ingredients in the universe hydrogen, oxygen, carbon, nitrogen." Sean Evens: "I am the universe." Neil Degrasse Tyson: "Yes! So upon learning that you're not special because you don't contain the important ingredients, is the same fact that includes the idea that we live within this universe, this universe lives within us. We are special because we're the same." -From YouTube First We Feast