Armchair-DungeonMaster

she/it. Ominous orb leaking fluids in your vicinity. Professional goo tracker and ex-bridge bunny. Occasionaly horny on main. Art and RPG reblogs at cheese-burger-in-pair-a-dice. lmk if you want my wierd alt.

[dogpuppy]

[cat-mermaid]

[buffycaps]

Rest in peace to the incredible Anthony Stewart Head (20th February 1954 - 1st June 2026)

RUPERT GILES in BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003)

[sailatina3]

Reze took Denji to the pool because trans girls arent allowed in public pools like that. That's why its so special and romantic...

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[thingsfromthedirt]

warming carafe with a stained glass pattern (ca. late 50s-early 60s)

[bergkonia]

that one dead drop codex entry... bungie when i catch you bungie...

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Citripio y Arturito

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[fandomfishbish]

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: "I've seen lion dancing and dragon dancing before, but this is the first time I've seen realistic lobsters fighting clams."

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[victusinveritas]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

oh

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[fictionalgod]

[curioscurio]

aragorn seeing a scared little boy that knows hes going to die fighting 10,000 roided up monsters and trying to give him a pep talk. swinging THE most shitass busted up sword in all of helms deep and giving it back to the kid and going "this is a good sword." knowing full well that sword was so ass it couldn't cut butter. kingly behavior. he would make a good lesbian.

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella