"Maybe Next Time You'll Estimate Me"

"Go Lions!" Lachlan "Kidd" Amos - 25 - Siren - Center - #4

[k1dd-cub]

“It’s alright to fail, but the moment you give up means ya got no more chances to succeed.”

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[declinlalune]

I really hope that baguettes haven't learned how to drive. But I'm thinking they became in those weird little bank tubes and got sucked through a wall, I think that makes the most sense. You might be onto something.

[k1dd-cub]

Thanks! I think I’d make a pretty good clue finder!

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Wait! Do ya think someone broke inta yer shop and stole all yer baguettes??? We ain’t even in France though? Are they that important?

[rhythmicmeow]

You know what? I do appreciate that. This is the exact kind of dedication I should demand from my friends.

I... That's not the worst line I've heard actually. But also not great, I give it like... a 6/10.

[k1dd-cub]

I can do better! Gimme a chance!

I can’t look away gorgeous, you’ve enraptured me with yer Angeleyes.

[escudofracturado]

Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you were serious or not, but heck yeah, that sounds fun! And I could use a friend here [user lists some dates he's free]

[k1dd-cub]

When I talk I’m usually serious, at least 92.4% of the time!

Let’s meet this Wednesday, 6pm. [User sends address to the Rink] If ya don’t have a ride I don’t mind pickin’ ya up!

[eldersired]

If you see this horse, please call me - not the barn - immediately. We just found out he's a bit of a jumper.

Do not approach he'll just start running again. Luring has failed in the past, but you're welcome to try it.

[k1dd-cub]

Okay…but what happens if I see a different horse? Do I still call ya or is that when I call the barn? Have ya tried calling his name and sayin’ “come”? That might work- I ain’t no horse expert but I’m pretty sure they gots names.

[escudofracturado]

That definitely makes you a pro, dude. Which, that's so freaking cool! The Olympics is overrated anyway lol

I think expert might be pushing it a little lol I mean, it's all basically about balance, right? But yeah, balancing on little knives is maybe a liiiiittle different.

[k1dd-cub]

Balance, yup!

Well, then I guess it’s a date- a friend date. A new friend date! When should I pick ya up? What days are ya free? Doesn’t matter if the rink is closed cause if I beg real hard they’ll open it! I know ya didn’t agree to this but I’m lonely so ya have no choice.

[declinlalune]

I'm sure Jonas or Lil will make a more official post later, but.. shit.

Please excuse the holes currently driven into Bread Cemetery's walls. We're looking into it, but as for right now I can't believe I have to say this we're out of baguettes.

[k1dd-cub]

Did the baguettes drive a car inta the wall? Or did the baguettes get sucked outa the holes like in those space movies?- Then who was drivin' the car?

[thesilentmedium]

I have been rather busy these past few days working on wedding cakes, unfortunately I have received the news that one of the weddings has been canceled. If anyone would like a free slice of cake, it is vanilla and chocolate, please let me know. It was a three tiered cake so there is quite a bit to go around. I am unsure of what else to do with it.

[k1dd-cub]

Are ya allowed to have weddin' cake if it ain't yer weddin'? Is that illegal? Do ya have to change the name of the cake cause it ain't a weddin' no more- like to cake cake or normal day cake?

[howdy-cowpoke]

Well I am happy to hear all about your mushrooms! Even if they are not the ones that make you think of me, haha.

[k1dd-cub]

You're a really swell guy!

I can tell ya what ya aren't. Ya aren't an Orange Peel Fungus, otherwise known as Aleuria Aurantia, cause it's gooey and ya ain't gooey. At least...I don't get gooey vibes from ya?

[singdreamchild]

You know, as fascinating as all of that sounds, I can say with one hundred percent confidence that I have not, nor will I ever, do such a thing. You are far more adventurous than I could ever be. Good for you I guess.

[k1dd-cub]

Hmm. Okie dokie.

With that reaction a lot of my ideas won’t work for ya. No summer sleddin’ down the longest street, no fishin’ with only yer hands, no weddin’ crashin’ until someone finds out…

What ‘bout spendin’ a day and hittin’ up all the family owned shops around town? There’s lotsa fun knick-knacks ya can pick up. I could show ya!

[eatdearth]

I mean, it's probably too late for me to get a good personality at this point and all that other stuff so all I can really do is get my car cleaned up and hopefully they'll pity me enough to go on another date with me I just don't want to risk having one girl tell all her girl friends my car smells like dog farts and for every girl to remember me as Mr. Dog Farts Car At this point I'm so lonely my standards are in the ground with my dead uncle [...] Yeah, that's a bad joke. Yeah, that's fair.

OOOHHH! I love the gummy colas! They taste so good. Also the sour skittles! The gummy bears are also good and the worms? Those are amazing. Yeah, I do Please don't tell me you go to UMWR.

[k1dd-cub]

Talkin’ to ya is kinda like bein’ caught up in a whirlwind that whips ya up and throws ya out the other side.

Oh!- That ain’t a bad thing though, sometimes ya need a little twister in yer life, ya know. Ya just seem a tad bit…I don’t know…anxious?

I don’t- I didn’t! Graduated three years ago. Do ya? What do ya study? Let me guess, is it history?

[rhythmicmeow]

[User spends a considerable about of time thinking about blocking Kidd.]

Kidd. […] I am rarely at a loss for words. We’re friends. Why are you doing this to me? What have I done to deserve this? Did the sticky hand lose it’s stick?

[k1dd-cub]

I do it because we’re friends and deep down I know ya appreciate my humor…and ya appreciate the time I spent lookin’ up the name of ABBA songs.

You aren’t playin’ enough attention to me! I needed to grab yer attention somehow???

Are ya just upset cause someone wouldn’t let ya be the dancin’ queen? Ya can be my dancin’ queen!

[faunandfl0ra]

Plants have feelings, alright. Shut up.

Yeah, you can go nap in the garden, cause like hell I'm following you on a morel hunt on a Monday at 2pm.

[k1dd-cub]

Yay! I love nappin’ in yer garden, it’s all nice ‘n warm. And when you ain’t lookin’ I take clippin’s of the plants for myself.

Ya follow me on a morel hunt on a Monday at 5pm then. Great! Settled! It’s a date!

[ironheartedfae]

How does one... be more friendly?

This is not something I am good at, but I am trying to be better. I cannot get close to others if I am not-- I should be able to--

Are there [....] advice out there?

[k1dd-cub]

That really depends- “friendly” has different definitions dependin’ on the folk, BUT I think the most important thing is to smile even when ya don’t want to.

Oh! Also listenin’, folks love when ya listen. And shared hobbies. And maybe shared beliefs…I guess there’s a lot to bein’ friendly…

[singdreamchild]

With the school year over, I suddenly have a vast amount of free time that I have absolutely no clue what to do with. Pray tell what people who go outside do for fun.

[k1dd-cub]

Have ya ever had one of yer friends drive ya into the woods and leave ya there so ya have to find yer way out? It’s lotsa fun AND ya get to make friends with the animals. I was adopted into a pack of wolves that way- at least I think I was?

[howdy-cowpoke]

... watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers on a summer afternoon. That is what comes to mind. I could not tell you what it means, though!

[k1dd-cub]

And ya don’t hafta, that’s the beauty of vibes! Sometimes I use vibes just to push my knowledge of mushrooms onto people. I’m sneaky like that!

[eatdearth]

I mean, probably not. Boys don't usually care if my car is clean and I really want to impress the girls more. [...] But now that you're pointing that out, yeah, maybe I should just keep my car clean just in case. Is this why I don't have friends But cleaning my car is so exhausting Hmm, this is why I don't have friends I see it now

Sounds like a better idea, to be honest. What kind of candy, though? You're [...] not a kid trying to prank me, are you?

[k1dd-cub]

I ain’t a girl but cleaning yer car wouldn’t impress me enough to date ya. We gotta click, ya know? Ya gotta have a good personality, ya gotta a have goals, and ya gotta have empathy. I don’t think you should be datin’ people who are shallow enough to dump ya cause ya got some garbage in yer car. Think higher of yerself.

I like most things that are gummy but I especially like them cola bottles! And sour skittles cause they make yer mouth tingle.

I’m 25. You live a sad life, huh?