Conor Kiernan

32 70 years old - Florist at inflorescence - faun

[faunandfl0ra]

[pm] Your page says you're a florist. Do you do custom arrangements?

[pm] For the most part, that's what I do.

What did you have in mind?

[amonstrousdream]

[pm] I hadn’t even thought of budget, honestly. I suppose not a ridiculous amount, but not too little either? And proper care is fine, I can take care of the flowers to make sure they survive ten days.

I’m trying to do something nice for

[faunandfl0ra]

[pm] Alright. Well, I could always pay you a visit and we can talk about what you need depending on your space.

That's good to hear. If you want, I can also suggest plants that will last you years with proper care.

[thenavysealkie]

Growing up I only ever had the non-alcoholic kind, so I didn't even think twice about it. I did have quite a bit. I really like the flavor of it and I haven't had any since the holidays when I was a kid. My wallet is kinda generic looking, black leather. Thankfully I know who has it and it's in good hands. I'm very grateful it didn't end up in the hands of any thieves though. Can't trust many people these days.

[faunandfl0ra]

Really? Eggnog's always had booze in it in my household, but I suppose my Irish grand parents had something to do with it.

That's great news, I'm glad someone honest ended up finding it.

[faunandfl0ra]

@nightmaretist replied to your post “[pm] CONOR <3 When are we meeting up again? I've...”:

[pm] HAPPY NEW YEAR! Best wishes. Yes, sure, but I've also just been asking people online to join us. Bloom is fun, isn't it? It's a homophone to the dutch word bloem which means flower as well. ;)

​[pm] Oh alright, I haven't done much networking. People aren't my forte. I like it, go for it !

[faunandfl0ra]

@amonstrousdream replied to your post “[pm] Hi! Are you the florist?”:

[pm] Do you do standing orders? Like, if I wanted flowers delivered every few weeks or so, is that something you do? Especially if you had free reign on arrangement style?

​[pm] Absolutely. Do you have a budget ? If you want permanently fresh flowers, I would advise once every 10 days with proper care, once a week if you don't want to bother too much.

[faunandfl0ra]

[pm] Hi! Are you the florist?

[pm] Hello. I am a florist. How can I help you?

[faunandfl0ra]

[pm] CONOR <3 When are we meeting up again? I've been recruiting. This Spring the town will BLOOM because of us. That'd also be a good name for our movement. Bloom [....] Boom.

[pm] Hi Inge ! Happy new year, Oh, that's great news. Friends of yours? We're a movemen Bloom? I don't hate that at all. It's rather catchy.

[kadavernagh]

[pm] It can be difficult, and you are still adjusting, in some ways.

I don't want It is necessary. We may cross paths again.

[faunandfl0ra]

[pm] I am, but that's alright. Would love to feed normally one day. I guess it'll come when it'll come.

Yeah, I doubt they'll let you leave another time. They sound like a cult.

[faunandfl0ra]

@kadavernagh replied to your post “[pm] My associate is willing to help you exist...”:

[Pm] You might. Ireland.

​[pm] Why would I need help existing?!

You're joking. Why the fuck would you wanna go back there?

[thenavysealkie]

So uh...PSA. Eggnog absolutely has alcohol in it. A lot of it, as it turns out. Woke up on somebody's roof, apparently I was trying to be Santa Claus. If anybody finds my wallet, please let me know...thanks.

[faunandfl0ra]

Yeah that's... common knowledge. You must have had a lot though, to end up in that state. What's your wallet like? I hope you find it, but the other day I found one and three different people tried to pretend it was there's so I suppose we're just surrounded by thieves.

[realmackross]

I almost forgot what the sun was like. I've missed my home and my family so much. Do I really want to go back to Wicked's Rest?

[faunandfl0ra]

You forgot that the sun was round and yellow? Really?

[faunandfl0ra]

[pm] My associate is willing to help you exist while I am gone. Here is her contact information. [user links to Jade's page]

[pm] I don't need help existing.

Where are you going anyway? Please tell me you're not going back there, cause that would be stupid and you're not stupid.

[faunandfl0ra]

[ Dropped off at Conor’s apartment/shop, along with a note : ]

I thought the sweater a bit loud, but it reminded me of you when I first saw it. Just because of the flowers and the brightness that you bring to the world. 

Dinner soon? 

xxx

Xó

[faunandfl0ra]

Left in the flower shop with a note:

Conor,

Blue Apatite combats negative emotions and opens your heart to allow you to embrace your true self. I’m sorry I melted your door. Merry Christmas!

- Cass 

[faunandfl0ra]

There is a gift outside of Inflorescence with a card:

“Our goodbye is one of the few that may be temporary. I will remember your kindness, even though I cannot carry it with me. It is also Christmas. Merry Christmas. 

go dtí go gcasfar le chéile sinn arís, R.K.”

Inside is just a bunch of grass from her lawn after Felix meowed mowed it. If he digs into the grass he’ll find a dead baby squirrel. Maybe don’t dig into the grass.

[raisareigns]

Yeah, I'll cosign that. Too many phone calls I didn't need to be part of just because I was in the same room.

[faunandfl0ra]

Right? Those are supposed to be private. That's rude to the other person on the line.

I sometimes have people who pick up calls while in my shop. I ... This isn't a phone box, fuck off.

[recoveringdreamer]

Okay. Thanks anyway!

[faunandfl0ra]

[user is screaming in frustration]

No need to thank me.