Jason: *sees you looking at him* what.
Jason: is this some weird kink of yours?
You: just tell me how tall you are.
Jason: fine, the last time I checked I’m about six foot something.
You: is that with or without the boots?
Jason: *practically towering over you* why would your opinion drastically change if they were the case sweetheart? Would you be upset if my height didn’t live up to the fantasy within that pretty little head of yours?
You: *internally* he’s tall, like really tall, like super sexy tall that makes me wanna climb this man like a tree. No man in Gotham has made being tall as sexy as him! Big man who had big thighs that could crush my head like a watermelon.
Jason: *waves a hand in front of your face* hello? Sweetheart?
You: *smiling dumbly at him and blinking slowly*
Jason: fuck I broke them.