[kcsplace]

Team Canada's International games in 2026 weren't real and thus cannot hurt me and lalalalalalalalallalalalala I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY DENNIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

But hey, Team USA got their asses kicked by Canada, so nature is healing, Tkafuck can go cry about it, no Triple Gold Club for you, fuckle, and I don't have to see Crosby in an A jersey again because clearly that's a no.

and now 3.5 looooong months sans hockey I care about.

I do not care who wins the Stanley Cup, I only care who loses, so GO CANES GO, c'mon Jarvy, we need you. This is your candy-fueled moment little man.

[doe-liketheanimal]

Speaking of team Canada, anyone else missing crosby's evil twin? Brad Marchand come back to Boston :(

pictures of my dead wife💔

[kcsplace]

Marchy is too busy preparing to wear the shit outta the Panther's alternate pink jersey. He's gonna make it look goooooood

[kcsplace]

Commentators, THAT is not a fucking "Bromance". That is a mentor and his heir apparent.

Contemplating day drinking by taking a shot every time they're called a Bromance today

[kcsplace]

Crosby taking assisting a little too seriously. He knows he can shoot the puck not just pass it, right?? It feels like either a deliberate play by the coach or by Sid because he's not usually so hands off giving the goal hell.

He's setting up plays but not so much completing them.

[kcsplace]

Do the commentators have some sort of fucking quota where they have to call the friendship between Sid and Mack a "bromance"???? what in the straight men in 2010 bullshit is this?? its about 8 times this game alone.

They're colleagues and friends and fans of each other. that's not a bromance. that's just men interacting. jesus fucking christ

[kcsplace]

Crosby taking assisting a little too seriously. He knows he can shoot the puck not just pass it, right?? It feels like either a deliberate play by the coach or by Sid because he's not usually so hands off giving the goal hell.

He's setting up plays but not so much completing them.

[kcsplace]

Crosby hears that Tkafuck is gunning for the Triple Gold Club and was absolutely not fucking having it. Turning up in Switerland with his own C in his pocket and a pair of skates.

Does this man not comprehend rest and rehab?!?!

but also get fucking wrecked Tkafuck

[kcsplace]

[barry2018-2023]

it's SO important to spend lots and lots of time on shit that no one cares about but you and does not enhance your life in any way

[kcsplace]

And now the Oilers. Only that breaks me more than Crosby's stoic loss face is McDavid's distraught loss face

Now I just need the Canes to wreck the fuckers and the Habs to move forward because it's time a Canadian team lifted the cup despite Bettman clearly not wanting it

[ninjaomelet]

hey omelet! i love your art, honestly it gets me through the day. could you draw geno arriving in america and meeting sid for the first time please? love them as a baby!pens :)

bonus: he came from another iceberg

[87vettel]

—ONLY IN PITTSBURGH. ALWAYS WITH SID.

[kcsplace]

I cannot WAIT for the Canes to absolutely wipe the floor with the Cryers.

[violets-and-cupcakes]

[bisexualshakespeare]

At least there’s one thing I can count on in this crazy mixed up world

[boxlunches]

oh there he is

[kcsplace]

top gun silliness

[yuki-chicken]

Did anyone actually ask Val and Tom the purpose of the bite in the locker room scene was cause liiiike... 👀

[kcsplace]

Val improvised it, to demonstrate Ice's extreme frustration and annoyance at Maverick and his flying style, that he couldn't control himself from trying to intimidate him and snap at him. Verbal sparring wasn't working, he knew he couldn't hit him, so the teeth-snap was what he went with.

[kcsplace]

Those were the Penguins. Finally forcing the Phuckers to play actual hockey instead of dirty hits after dirty hit. G4 was a nail biting delight and now at nearly 5am I go to bed thrilled with life in general.

The Tkafuck was knocked out of the playoffs and the Pens won G4 ensuring there will be no sweep.

Tanger remembered he could play hockey, Artus Silovs was a beast out there tonight and honestly deserved to be in the star lineup

what a time to be alive.

but also what a time to be awake, dear god sleep

[jujhar-khaira-deactivated201703]

Friendly reminder that “Sidney Crosby” and “Bossy Icy Nerd” are anagrams of each other.

[genoshands]

I’m still hungry.

- Evgeni Malkin

[kcsplace]

Re-sign him for the love of god. He's responsible for 75% of post season goals through scoring and assist. SIGN HIM