Hello!! I am officially giving my request info! Yes!
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I’ll be taking requests so I have more stuff to write about that you guys actually wanna see. You can either dm me + the question button on my blog or use my strawpage! https://fleshbonesall.straw.page
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list of things you can request :
˖°📷 ༘ Final destination characters -
- final destination 1 (Alex, Clear, Carter, Billy)
- final destination 2 (Kimberly, Clear, Rory, Thomas, Evan)
- final destination 3 (Wendy, Ian, Erin, Kevin, Julie)
- plus bloodlines (Erik, Julia, Bobby, Charlie, Stefani.)
i genuinely love the pitt and jack abbot so much i might start writing again bro. looking through this fandom and seeing text message stories come back makes me wanna just write.
p.s i will take requests now. gimme it and ill torture myself until i write it fully. i will write for ANYONE from the pitt. trust.
Imagine Z-team finding out about "Phenomaman calling us breedable" accident...
Prism: bitch, you told them WHAT?!??
Phenomaman: I truly don't understand what I did wrong this time, I simply gave them a compliment regarding they'r feature! On my planet that would be a very nice thing to say😞
Golem: oh boy...
Flambae: yeah you stupid idiot, on you'r planet. You'r lucky they get the concept of you being an alien dumbass, otherwise you would get bitch slapped.
Visi: Unless you'r fucking like crazy and indulge in some kinky shit, but i'm guessing that's just a work im progres.
Sonar: I mean, to be fair, they do have a great rack.
Malevola: I mean yeah, but dude.....
Robert: okey guys, chill out. Phenomaman, next time you want to compliment them on something just say something about idk, they'r hair, or eyes, or tell them they'r smart at something idk.
They'd never let him live it down. Absolutely zero rizz from this man (I need him).
Scenario: The Z-Team find out about Phenomaman's comments
It was an average day at the SDN dispatch office. Robert was going over who to send on another mission as the Z-Team argued over something trivial. From the sounds of it, Sonar had made an inappropriate comment about some woman's ass and now everyone was giving him shit for it.
"Woah, why we getting at me for this? Have any of you guys heard how Phenomaman talks to the new Dispatcher?" Sonar said, trying to talk over the voices of the other members
This caught Robert's attention, as well as the rest of the team, both from curiosity of Phenomaman's apparent behaviour and to see how Sonar would attempt to justify his own actions.
"What has he been saying?" Robert asked.
"Well, anytime I'm in the break room, that newbie is usually on lunch. Anyways, I keep seeing Phenomaman hovering around them on our break, and I'm not joking when I say this- but he called them breedable," Sonar shared, barely pausing for breath while he had their undivided attention.
"Wait- he said that?" Malevola asked in disbelief. "Phenomaman, what the fuck, dude?"
Phenomaman's intercom has been silent the whole time during the arguing, so he was slightly startled when Malevola addressed him.
"Oh? I meant no ill intent. They just have a sturdy figure that could give birth to many young," he replied, as if his answer would satisfy them.
There was an awkward silence for a second before everyone suddenly spoke.
"You talk about them like they're a farm animal, big guy," Invisigal remarked.
"Whoever your old PR is, they need a raise, baby," Prism quipped in.
"Rule one, buddy, never comment on someone's weight. Quickest way to start a fight, and not the fun kind!" Punch Up added.
"Fine if it's a kink thing. But also, how are you getting away with this? Are they not reporting you?" Flambae asked, surprised at the lack of HR involvement.
"Saw him poke their stomach too!" Sonar added, added fuel to the fire as the attention was now completely off of him.
"On Urgot-52dc-" Phenomaman begun.
"Yeah, yeah, big guy. Rubbing someone's belly is considered okay on Ingot or whatever," Malevola cut in.
"If a man touched my stomach, I'm touching his face with my fist," Prism added too.
Robert sighed, the constant overlapping of voices giving him a slight migraine.
"Okay, stop! Discussion over, let's get back to work," Robert said, seeing that the conversation was just going to keep going for the rest of the shift, and possibly whole week, if he didn't intervene.
"And you, Phenomaman. Don't touch or make comments about someone's weight, okay? It's considered rude and it's harassment. You're lucky they haven't reported you yet." Robert's tone was serious, not up for discussion over it.
"Ah... you are right, Robert Robertson. I should apologise. Would a gift basket suffice?" Phenomaman asked, tone a bit quiet as he was unsure of how everyone would react.
"Feeder," Flambae said without hesitation.
The comms then went back to chaotic chatter. Robert sighed, dropped his head into his hands. At least he tried, he thought to himself.
