Kit

they/it | major | big fan of a little thing called homestuck

[k1tkatv]

hiya!!! im finally making a pinned post so

welcome to my blog!

call me kit, pronouns are they/it

i mostly just reblog stuff here, and yeah

major, not a minor

cool thanks bye

[aesungaia]

Everyone's Friend

[bardically-uninspired]

saw a tweet and thought of them

[lazybird903]

The exams are over)

I can spare a little time for this pair.

[lazybird903]

Deja vu?...

[jerryterry]

Had my second ever "Tumblr Dream" (evidence I am not doing well), in which I saw a post I really wanted to reblog but it had an ornate wooden frame around it that was too bulky to fit on my blog, so I'd have to either take off the frame or remove some words from the post to make it smaller. But I was worried that people would be super mad at me for modifying the post.

In the end I removed a superfluous sentence and reblogged it, but then realized now it's ON my blog I could squeeze the sentence back in, so I edited it back in. The post looked identical to the original, but somehow there was still evidence that it'd been tampered with in some way, and I was getting flooded with angry asks like "WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT?", and the OP was like "what the FUCK have you done to my POST????"

[shitilyposting]

"I don't wanna bother you"

Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

[footlongdingledong]

someone could make an utauloid out of flowerys voice and itd be perfectly legal cause the person who made the tenna one already asked that and they said it was ok

[cosmicretreat]

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

The most obsession inducing trait a character can have for me is knowing somewhere in their heart That They Are A Bad Kid

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

This isn't necessarily literal. It can apply to characters who aren't children too. But there's something about characters who are either certain of the fact, or terrified of the possibility, that they are just fundamentally wrong and bad at their core

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

It is also important to me that it is not true. No one is fundamentally broken and evil.

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[evilherehotel]

[courtesycalling]

[courtesycalling]

Joke explanation: GLaDOS is talking to Wheatley in assembly language, which is (almost) the most direct way to give a computer instructions. Essentially, she's baby talking him. The code here prints out "You're wrong." to the screen.

[cocoalatez]

house of leaves adaptation in which you watch a react streamer type react to a movie where stuff happens in the background as the main house of leaves plot happens on a TV screen. is this anything

[cocoalatez]

Like this

[footlongdingledong]

everyone wakes up with a part of an animal in their blood. some people are born normal but end up growing parts later. you started to cough up rats teeth when you were 11. your family was so scared. you are 11 and your friends are talking about dyeing their ears for a cosplay. their horns grew into gorgeous antlers that never get tangled and look just like their favorite character. should you burn your headbands now? it must be so nice. the rat teeth are growing from the roof of your mouth and you keep biting holes in your tongue every time you try to eat. you are 15 and rinse the blood out of your mouth. your new friend was caught eavesdropping on a perverted private matter and made a comic about how no, their fennec ears made them hear it, what's wrong with you? they have enough going on in their life, you must want them to die. you can't eat without biting your tongue now, so you have to take supplements. at least you're less scared of injections now? your friend has pawpads, but, yknow only the palm bits, the finger bits make it so hard to use her phone. no hair, either. hair is gross. you don't say anything. you shouldn't say anything, what's wrong with you? they have enough going on in their life, you must want them to die. you rinse the blood out of your mouth. you're an adult now. your friends send you a post about how good it feels to fuck somebody using a tail and you throw your phone across the room. your teeth are still going.

[footlongdingledong]

maybe chewing your tongue out and losing your voice would finally make you animal enough to be usable to these people but you cant help but be scared. maybe you should lose that as well? get your coward family to snap your legs instead? it happened to all of your friends, and they came out the blood beautiful and ready. you are pale, and you are less. the window for the fix was too late. find something else. anything for friendship

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is one of my favorite adventure time clips for the sheer density of nonsense per second delivered in the most deadpan voice imaginable

[intuchorik]

presence