text | branden
BRANDON: i never even open my snap up
KAEDEN: Uh. Rude. I send you a lot of quality content?
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@kaedenlynn
text | branden
BRANDON: i never even open my snap up
KAEDEN: Uh. Rude. I send you a lot of quality content?
text | quinnden
QUINN: I'm allergic to dogs, so I don't feel very appreciative towards them.
QUINN: Because it was the first thing that popped into my head when I told someone I had plans?
KAEDEN: I'm allergic to cats, I still appreciate them. Grow up, Fabray.
KAEDEN: Okay?
text | maxden
MAX: 😮😩
MAX: i feel like everyone loves making me blush, tbh.
KAEDEN: its because you're cute 😘
text | maxden
MAX: 🤦🏼♂️
MAX: i almost did. and then i'm sure it would've been something naughty.
KAEDEN: 😉😉😉😉
KAEDEN: its super nsfw
I know what you think in the morning When the sun shines on the ground, and shows what you have done…
TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
text // kaery
RORY: False. Rocks need love too? Don't be rockphobic?
RORY: What kind of dog. You gonna tell me to get a dog you're gonna tell me what the best plan of action to go about all this is.
KAEDEN: This continues to be lame? Wow.
KAEDEN: Go to a shelter. See dogs, connect with dogs. Pick up the cutest that loves you the most. Not only do you now have a cute dog that loves you, but you a heart warming hero story.
texts | mackden
KENZIE: It really doesn't.
KENZIE: I feel like I do know, tbh.
KENZIE: You're weird.
KENZIE: I miss Carlos 3 But, I always miss dogs, so. I'm good. My birthday is coming up, so I'm pretty excited for that.
KAEDEN: It really does.
KAEDEN: You're weird.
KAEDEN: Again, sucks to be you. What are you doing for it?
text | open
KURT: Kaeden, I swear to god...
KAEDEN: ;)))
text | quinnden
QUINN: Tell me, Kaeden, how do you feel? Because I feel like you probably don't care nearly as much as you'd like me to believe you do.
QUINN: Does it really matter?
QUINN: Okay, fine. We went bowling and you won the first game but I won the second. Afterwards we went to Gray Fox for cupcakes. You asked me out, obviously. We had a very tasteful kiss at the end of it. There was a little tongue action, but no making out. Anything else?
KAEDEN: Heartbroken. Dog content should be appreciated fully.
KAEDEN: Obviously.
KAEDEN: Yes. Why?
text // kaery
RORY: Lame?
RORY: Ok. I'll get one right now, thanks for the advice,
broseph.
KAEDEN: No? Pet rock is lame?
KAEDEN: Good. Dogs are good.
text | quinnden
QUINN: I think you're the worst, but I mean that in a very nice way.
QUINN: Also, if anyone asks, we went on a date tonight.
[...]
QUINN: Just go along with it, please.
KAEDEN: The worst? Quinn, I share something this beautiful with you. And for you to just dismiss it like this? How do you think I feel?
[...]
KAEDEN: What kind of date? What did we do? Who asked who? Did we make out? Fill me in on the details, babe.
text | quinnden
QUINN: Oh my God. Why would you do this.
KAEDEN: Um........
[...]
KAEDEN: I still don't have an excuse, but what did you think?
KAEDEN: ;)
texts | mackden
KENZIE: I'm heartbroken.
KENZIE: I know you are being sarcastic, but I feel like this is true.
KENZIE: You're stranger.
KENZIE: Thank you. I guess. How are you?
KAEDEN: Sucks to be you.
KAEDEN: Guess you'll never know.
KAEDEN: You're strangest.
KAEDEN: Marvelous. I'm chilling with Carlos. It's always a good time. How are you?
texts | mackden
KENZIE: Whoops. Sorry. Cousin.
KENZIE: Win debate club, of course.
KAEDEN: Sorry, too late.
KAEDEN: We already talk shit on you ever Thursday over tea.
KAEDEN: You're strange.
KAEDEN: But yeah, I'll keep your weird secrets safe, don't worry.
text | kaerie
VAL: okay, fine..he is
KAEDEN: .... I'll accept that
KAEDEN: Did you see the snap???
text | kaerie
VAL: I mean..I GUESS
KAEDEN: No. No guessing. He is.