My Life...(to be continued)

[pr1nceshawn]

Life With Dogs.

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

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this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

[gifbro]

[castformi-deactivated20241025]

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

[peppylilspitfuck]

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

[slightlykylie]

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

[darkersolstice]

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

[yothobro-deactivated20200505]

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

[rooksandravens]

#BECAUSE IT IS

[fuckyeahfeminist]

And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

Maybe if we made a popular YA fiction series phrasing it like this cis people might actually get it

[necromancer-nonbinary]

I’ll write it y'all

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

Holy shit please yes I would actually read it

[tempest-caller]

I have been looking for this post for days omg thank you for bringing it back to me

[imagination]

[babblingfishes]

Alternative responses when someone asks you whether you’re a boy or girl:

equally-confused shrugging

“about 20%”

return the question, acting intrigued and interested with their answer

take out your id card and squint at it for a couple minutes before admitting that you forgot your glasses

lean in and whisper “I wonder the same thing daily”

ask numerous detailed questions about which gender involves [insert quality], then make them wait a while as you tally up the points on your fingers

[feelboss]

me: i’m fine

internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*

[thenextweb]

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[liamdickinson-deactivated201803]

When the battle music plays, but you cant see anybody:

[enbypunk-deactivated20170427]

protect trans boys. protect trans girls. protect nonbinary people.

[nevver]

Return to Magenta, Vinnoth Krishnan

[sgibbz]

official ranking of every dog emoji on emojipedia 🐕

A beautiful shibe. A good boy who wants to shake a paw. 10/10 would shake

A cute little pupper. Possibly wearing some sort of doggy earmuffs because it’s winter and his ears get cold. You do you lil pupper! Stay warm out there! 10/10 would cuddle to warm up

A handsome doggo going for a walk. Don’t know what happened to his other front leg, but he seems happy. 10/10 would give belly rubs.

Looks like a plastic dog toy, except the head was swapped with a different larger plastic dog toy and just popped on. 10/10 would still play with.

Looks like a fridge magnet. I like the tail floof though. 10/10 would put on my fridge

Cave painting doggo. 15000BCE/10

Somebody just told this dog that he’s a good boy. And they’d be right, he is. 10/10

Simple, not really realistic, but gets the point across. Looks like it was designed by a child. 10/10 would draw in elementary school.

A cute little fella doing his thing. 10/10

Adorable! 10/10 blep, would give many head pats and ear scratches

Ready for anything. 10/10 would go hiking/camping in the mountains with.

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[thedeathofcool]

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[star-seeded-deactivated20160916]

who drew this comic of my everyday life

[wildermouse]

^^^^