Seize the day.

What a pleasant breeze… I wonder how long it will last? // he/him for character, they/them for person behind the character, college student so will sometimes disappear off the face of the earth

[kavehshahrewar]

i had a dream about a fanart of kaeya x alhaitham and i dont know how to feel about it lmao(?) (i ship kavetham)

also dont ask why im having dreams about kaeya and alhaitham because i dont know either

- @mel0man1ac

Ohhhh haha I get it it’s a brain typo becausr it thought you said Kayetham when you meant Kavetham haha. Ha Ha all is well. Ha ha hajaha Ha

[mel0man1ac]

@kaeya-official hgeheheeyewjahahay

[kaeya-official]

"...as flattered as I am that you thought of me, I have never met an 'Alhaitham.' I believe you're thinking of somebody else."

Is he intimidated by the blond with the t-square? ...maybe just slightly.

[scary-anon]

Listen Kaveh really isn’t actually that scary

And coming from me…

[kaeya-official]

"Well, you never know when it comes to people who are romantically involved."

[scary-anon]

AGAIN

He’s not that scary

Also

That thing looks like it would snap after a single hit

[kaeya-official]

"It looks like it could take an eye out, and I only have one of those."

[scary-anon]

I mean. Maybe. But those things can be kinda unwieldy anyways

[kaeya-official]

"He'd only need to be lucky once."

[kavehshahrewar]

i had a dream about a fanart of kaeya x alhaitham and i dont know how to feel about it lmao(?) (i ship kavetham)

also dont ask why im having dreams about kaeya and alhaitham because i dont know either

- @mel0man1ac

Ohhhh haha I get it it’s a brain typo becausr it thought you said Kayetham when you meant Kavetham haha. Ha Ha all is well. Ha ha hajaha Ha

[mel0man1ac]

@kaeya-official hgeheheeyewjahahay

[kaeya-official]

"...as flattered as I am that you thought of me, I have never met an 'Alhaitham.' I believe you're thinking of somebody else."

Is he intimidated by the blond with the t-square? ...maybe just slightly.

[scary-anon]

Listen Kaveh really isn’t actually that scary

And coming from me…

[kaeya-official]

"Well, you never know when it comes to people who are romantically involved."

[scary-anon]

AGAIN

He’s not that scary

Also

That thing looks like it would snap after a single hit

[kaeya-official]

"It looks like it could take an eye out, and I only have one of those."

[kavehshahrewar]

i had a dream about a fanart of kaeya x alhaitham and i dont know how to feel about it lmao(?) (i ship kavetham)

also dont ask why im having dreams about kaeya and alhaitham because i dont know either

- @mel0man1ac

Ohhhh haha I get it it’s a brain typo becausr it thought you said Kayetham when you meant Kavetham haha. Ha Ha all is well. Ha ha hajaha Ha

[mel0man1ac]

@kaeya-official hgeheheeyewjahahay

[kaeya-official]

"...as flattered as I am that you thought of me, I have never met an 'Alhaitham.' I believe you're thinking of somebody else."

Is he intimidated by the blond with the t-square? ...maybe just slightly.

[scary-anon]

Listen Kaveh really isn’t actually that scary

And coming from me…

[kaeya-official]

"Well, you never know when it comes to people who are romantically involved."

[kavehshahrewar]

i had a dream about a fanart of kaeya x alhaitham and i dont know how to feel about it lmao(?) (i ship kavetham)

also dont ask why im having dreams about kaeya and alhaitham because i dont know either

- @mel0man1ac

Ohhhh haha I get it it’s a brain typo becausr it thought you said Kayetham when you meant Kavetham haha. Ha Ha all is well. Ha ha hajaha Ha

[mel0man1ac]

@kaeya-official hgeheheeyewjahahay

[kaeya-official]

"...as flattered as I am that you thought of me, I have never met an 'Alhaitham.' I believe you're thinking of somebody else."

Is he intimidated by the blond with the t-square? ...maybe just slightly.

[kaeya-official]

Hey... what is this about you giving geese weapons! It's already bad enough you're an alcohol drinker and now you're turning geese into safety hazards??? Geese are cute!!!

-- @diona-official

"Cecil would be just as dangerous without it, honestly. It's safer if she's entertained and appeased, than if she were to go off and find something potentially more dangerous to have her fun. Apparently she even had a sword, once. A dagger is the lesser of evils, and kept me on her good side, so I can potentially do damage control if need be."

[diona-official]

"Ugh!! But if anything you've made her even more dangerous! I read in the Steambird that she has a delusion.. or something!!"

"You can't just give a goose a knife!! You're feeding into her arsenal!! What if she still does have that sword and just has it stashed away!!!"

[kaeya-official]

"I didn't see any delusion on her, and so far there haven't been any reports of her hurting any citizens of Mondstadt. I've had a conversation with her owner, and he has confiscated the sword. There's a cost-benefit decision in any situation involving the safety of our people, and I take that responsibility seriously. The knife I gave her is not sharp enough to cause significant damage, and is more shiny than harmful. If anything happens due to my decisions, I will take responsibility for it."

"Though I appreciate your concern. You've got a good head on your shoulders."

[kaeya-official]

Hey... what is this about you giving geese weapons! It's already bad enough you're an alcohol drinker and now you're turning geese into safety hazards??? Geese are cute!!!

-- @diona-official

"Cecil would be just as dangerous without it, honestly. It's safer if she's entertained and appeased, than if she were to go off and find something potentially more dangerous to have her fun. Apparently she even had a sword, once. A dagger is the lesser of evils, and kept me on her good side, so I can potentially do damage control if need be."

[kaeya-official]

“Please don’t give Cecil anymore weapons.”

@snezhnayain-carrot-top

"Who's Cecil?"

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“The goose.”

[kaeya-official]

"Ah. Well, I already promised her another knife, and I don't want to earn her ire. I'll see if I can interest her in other offerings after that."

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Don’t give her another knife, please.”

[kaeya-official]

"I'm pretty sure she'll just find another knife and go for me with it if I don't follow through with my promise."

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“…Honestly she would.”

[kaeya-official]

"So I will be giving her at least one more knife. I value my ankles."

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Guess I’ll have to try and get another knife from her again. At least that’s easier then the sword..”

[kaeya-official]

"Why bother? She'll end up with another one anyway. You're just turning it into a game for her."

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“I like lowering the risk of her killing someone with a sword.”

[kaeya-official]

"I don't think you taking her weapons really lowers that risk, honestly. She's a goose."

[kaeya-official]

“Please don’t give Cecil anymore weapons.”

@snezhnayain-carrot-top

"Who's Cecil?"

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“The goose.”

[kaeya-official]

"Ah. Well, I already promised her another knife, and I don't want to earn her ire. I'll see if I can interest her in other offerings after that."

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Don’t give her another knife, please.”

[kaeya-official]

"I'm pretty sure she'll just find another knife and go for me with it if I don't follow through with my promise."

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“…Honestly she would.”

[kaeya-official]

"So I will be giving her at least one more knife. I value my ankles."

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Guess I’ll have to try and get another knife from her again. At least that’s easier then the sword..”

[kaeya-official]

"Why bother? She'll end up with another one anyway. You're just turning it into a game for her."

[kaeya-official]

“Please don’t give Cecil anymore weapons.”

@snezhnayain-carrot-top

"Who's Cecil?"

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“The goose.”

[kaeya-official]

"Ah. Well, I already promised her another knife, and I don't want to earn her ire. I'll see if I can interest her in other offerings after that."

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Don’t give her another knife, please.”

[kaeya-official]

"I'm pretty sure she'll just find another knife and go for me with it if I don't follow through with my promise."

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“…Honestly she would.”

[kaeya-official]

"So I will be giving her at least one more knife. I value my ankles."

[kaeya-official]

“Please don’t give Cecil anymore weapons.”

@snezhnayain-carrot-top

"Who's Cecil?"

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“The goose.”

[kaeya-official]

"Ah. Well, I already promised her another knife, and I don't want to earn her ire. I'll see if I can interest her in other offerings after that."

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Don’t give her another knife, please.”

[kaeya-official]

"I'm pretty sure she'll just find another knife and go for me with it if I don't follow through with my promise."

[kaeya-official]

“Please don’t give Cecil anymore weapons.”

@snezhnayain-carrot-top

"Who's Cecil?"

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“The goose.”

[kaeya-official]

"Ah. Well, I already promised her another knife, and I don't want to earn her ire. I'll see if I can interest her in other offerings after that."

[kaeya-official]

“Please don’t give Cecil anymore weapons.”

@snezhnayain-carrot-top

"Who's Cecil?"

[kaeya-official]

"Are you Master Diluc's Brother?"

@kitsune-saiguu

"That would be me. Unless he's done something stupid again, in which case I am completely unaffiliated with him."

[namelessbard-official]

Oohohoho, “again”?

[scary-anon]

Wait, again?

Kaeya

Kaeya what did he do

[kaeya-official]

"I'm afraid if I disclose anything I'll be met with unwanted karma, so I will be keeping my mouth shut."

[scary-anon]

KAEYA

COME ON

YOU CAN TELL ME

[kaeya-official]

"Well, if you want to know one stupid thing, you just have to follow him after dark every night."

[scary-anon]

He won’t let me.

[kaeya-official]

"He didn't let me either, and I still figured it out. Just out-sneak him."

[scary-anon]

Despite not having a body, I can’t. Unfortunately. I’m too clumsy.

[kaeya-official]

"Then get good."

[scary-anon]

I will fight you

[kaeya-official]

"If you're too clumsy to follow my brother, I'll win that fight."

[kaeya-official]

The goose is back

@goose-of-the-fatui

"Oh, hello again. What happened to your knife? Do you need another one?"

[goose-of-the-fatui]

She nods her head

[kaeya-official]

He pats himself down to see if he's carrying one, then remembers a little knife he has hidden in the heel of his boot. He pulls that out and offers it on a flat palm to the goose.

"It's not very big, but I keep it sharp. I'll make sure to carry around a better one for next time. Or at least a cooler one."

[goose-of-the-fatui]

She honks happily and takes the knife, doing a little wiggle. With a gleam in her eyes, she waddles away to find a stabbing victim

[kaeya-official]

"Have fun!"

He waves goodbye.

"Don't get caught!"

[kaeya-official]

"Are you Master Diluc's Brother?"

@kitsune-saiguu

"That would be me. Unless he's done something stupid again, in which case I am completely unaffiliated with him."

[namelessbard-official]

Oohohoho, “again”?

[scary-anon]

Wait, again?

Kaeya

Kaeya what did he do

[kaeya-official]

"I'm afraid if I disclose anything I'll be met with unwanted karma, so I will be keeping my mouth shut."

[scary-anon]

KAEYA

COME ON

YOU CAN TELL ME

[kaeya-official]

"Well, if you want to know one stupid thing, you just have to follow him after dark every night."

[scary-anon]

He won’t let me.

[kaeya-official]

"He didn't let me either, and I still figured it out. Just out-sneak him."

[scary-anon]

Despite not having a body, I can’t. Unfortunately. I’m too clumsy.

[kaeya-official]

"Then get good."

[kaeya-official]

"Are you Master Diluc's Brother?"

@kitsune-saiguu

"That would be me. Unless he's done something stupid again, in which case I am completely unaffiliated with him."

[namelessbard-official]

Oohohoho, “again”?

[scary-anon]

Wait, again?

Kaeya

Kaeya what did he do

[kaeya-official]

"I'm afraid if I disclose anything I'll be met with unwanted karma, so I will be keeping my mouth shut."

[scary-anon]

KAEYA

COME ON

YOU CAN TELL ME

[kaeya-official]

"Well, if you want to know one stupid thing, you just have to follow him after dark every night."

[scary-anon]

He won’t let me.

[kaeya-official]

"He didn't let me either, and I still figured it out. Just out-sneak him."

[kaeya-official]

The goose is back

@goose-of-the-fatui

"Oh, hello again. What happened to your knife? Do you need another one?"

[goose-of-the-fatui]

She nods her head

[kaeya-official]

He pats himself down to see if he's carrying one, then remembers a little knife he has hidden in the heel of his boot. He pulls that out and offers it on a flat palm to the goose.

"It's not very big, but I keep it sharp. I'll make sure to carry around a better one for next time. Or at least a cooler one."