Just Your Average Ghost Boy

Not associated with hoyoverse or genshin impact—just for fun!

[dottore-official]

Welcome to the Masterpost

Welcome to the Masterpost! Important things are in red

None of the bottom blogs are associated with HoYoverse/MiHoYo, we’re all just people.

If you don’t see yourself on the list, send me a DM/Ask and I’ll add you.

Dear fellow Genshin official accounts, please don’t make HoYoverse/MiHoYo look bad, i.e. saying that they are racist/homophobic/transphobic without any prompt or doing something bad ‘in their name.’ Please don’t, it only makes the rest of the community look bad.

We do not speak of events that have to do with a certain old Eng VA.

If you are seen bullying anyone, especially Genshin official accounts, you will be blocked.

Again, as a reminder, none of us are actually with HoYoverse/MiHoYo

This page will be updated as more blogs are made:

🖌️@albedo-official

🧊@chongyun-official

🧪@dottore-official

⏳@faruzan-official

💥@klee-official

💤@layla-official

⚔️@traveleraether-official

🍃@venti-official

💉@webttore-official

🧨@yoimiya-official

⚙️@zandik-official

Reminder: THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE SCREEN ARE REAL PEOPLE. DON’T BULLY THEM. WE ALL HAVE FEELINGS TOO. IF YOU DON’T LIKE GENSHIN OR OUR BLOGS, KEEP YOUR OPINION TO YOURSELF.

Repost to your own blogs if you’d like, make sure to pin them if you do

[scary-anon]

Obligatory HI I’M NOT DEAD PEEPS

[scary-anon]

I live!

[namelessbard-official]

SCARY LIVES

(me too lol I forgot I had this)

[scary-anon]

Hey kiddo!! How’s it going?

[namelessbard-official]

Ah, y’know, same old same old. Days to enjoy, people to roast, and the like. Yourself?

[scary-anon]

Obligatory HI I’M NOT DEAD PEEPS

[scary-anon]

I live!

[namelessbard-official]

SCARY LIVES

(me too lol I forgot I had this)

[namelessbard-official]

OMG UR BACK!!! AWHGWHHWHOAGHIW HI!!!

HOLY BARBATOS ugh I am so sorry I keep forgetting to check my mail Madam!! How are you??

[cavalry-cap-kaeya]

hypothetically, if i were to fling a (live) rat at you, would catch or dodge?

I would catch them and put them down.

Are you about to fling a live rat at me?

[kavehaskblog]

Alhaitham claims you have stuffed toys on your bed. Care to introduce us to them?

Here’s some!

Tumblr only allows ten but I have more

[namelessbard-official]

I’m fond of the rabbits :)

[namelessbard-official]

"Hello there, Who might you be?"

@kitsune-saiguu

((Ayyy, another dead person!!! lmaoo))

A simple Mondstadtian bard is all. You can call me what you like. I’ve been dead a good long while.

[kaeya-official]

"Are you Master Diluc's Brother?"

@kitsune-saiguu

"That would be me. Unless he's done something stupid again, in which case I am completely unaffiliated with him."

[namelessbard-official]

Oohohoho, “again”?

[the-best-bard]

…hi…

— @namelessbard-official

[ ...Venti's frozen in place. ]

..you... what..?

[ Whether he was in a state of shock or grief could be considered unknown. ]

[namelessbard-official]

[oh lord I don’t know what to do either I guess I’ll just stand here and vibe in awkward ghost…?]

[the-best-bard]

[ Venti doesn't say anything for a while. ]

...Maybe I did drink too much in my lifetime, man.. now I'm hallucinating dead people!

[ Because this was so a hallucination. Right? Right. ]

[namelessbard-official]

Are you…me?

[the-best-bard]

...Noooot necessarily?

[ Venti frowns at the 'hallucination'. ]

Ah, whatever. It doesn't matter what I say since you're just a figment of my mind anyways. Long short struck short, you died, and I kind of just. Took your appearance because offfffff grief or something. I don't know.

[namelessbard-official]

Hold on a second…

Elf?? Is that you??

[the-best-bard]

[ He narrows his eyes. ]

Uhhm. Depends. Are you actually a hallucination?

[namelessbard-official]

I don’t think I am. I’d know if I was, right?

…right?

[the-best-bard]

Right. Right! If you were actually a hallucination, you would've started degrading me and what not by now, not be confused..

...

So. You wanna. Explain. Maybe?

[namelessbard-official]

I’m sorry, I would have…WHA??

I do remember dying though but that was yesterday, right??

…how long has it been…? Please…

[the-best-bard]

Nothing, doesn't matter, grief stuff don't worry about it.

And, uhm...

It's been... at least 2000 yeeaaarrrss?

[namelessbard-official]

…

[bluescreens]

[the-best-bard]

...Yeaaahhhhh.. you've been gone a while.

[ He crosses his arms behind his back to hide the shaking. ]

But! Why are you here. Like, actually. Aren't you supposed to be up in Heaven or whatever? Not that I don't want you here, I'm just confused.

[namelessbard-official]

I don’t know. I don’t know what’s going on…

but while I’m here…would a hug be in order?

[the-best-bard]

…hi…

— @namelessbard-official

[ ...Venti's frozen in place. ]

..you... what..?

[ Whether he was in a state of shock or grief could be considered unknown. ]

[namelessbard-official]

[oh lord I don’t know what to do either I guess I’ll just stand here and vibe in awkward ghost…?]

[the-best-bard]

[ Venti doesn't say anything for a while. ]

...Maybe I did drink too much in my lifetime, man.. now I'm hallucinating dead people!

[ Because this was so a hallucination. Right? Right. ]

[namelessbard-official]

Are you…me?

[the-best-bard]

...Noooot necessarily?

[ Venti frowns at the 'hallucination'. ]

Ah, whatever. It doesn't matter what I say since you're just a figment of my mind anyways. Long short struck short, you died, and I kind of just. Took your appearance because offfffff grief or something. I don't know.

[namelessbard-official]

Hold on a second…

Elf?? Is that you??

[the-best-bard]

[ He narrows his eyes. ]

Uhhm. Depends. Are you actually a hallucination?

[namelessbard-official]

I don’t think I am. I’d know if I was, right?

…right?

[the-best-bard]

Right. Right! If you were actually a hallucination, you would've started degrading me and what not by now, not be confused..

...

So. You wanna. Explain. Maybe?

[namelessbard-official]

I’m sorry, I would have…WHA??

I do remember dying though but that was yesterday, right??

…how long has it been…? Please…

[the-best-bard]

Nothing, doesn't matter, grief stuff don't worry about it.

And, uhm...

It's been... at least 2000 yeeaaarrrss?

[namelessbard-official]

…

[bluescreens]

[the-best-bard]

…hi…

— @namelessbard-official

[ ...Venti's frozen in place. ]

..you... what..?

[ Whether he was in a state of shock or grief could be considered unknown. ]

[namelessbard-official]

[oh lord I don’t know what to do either I guess I’ll just stand here and vibe in awkward ghost…?]

[the-best-bard]

[ Venti doesn't say anything for a while. ]

...Maybe I did drink too much in my lifetime, man.. now I'm hallucinating dead people!

[ Because this was so a hallucination. Right? Right. ]

[namelessbard-official]

Are you…me?

[the-best-bard]

...Noooot necessarily?

[ Venti frowns at the 'hallucination'. ]

Ah, whatever. It doesn't matter what I say since you're just a figment of my mind anyways. Long short struck short, you died, and I kind of just. Took your appearance because offfffff grief or something. I don't know.

[namelessbard-official]

Hold on a second…

Elf?? Is that you??

[the-best-bard]

[ He narrows his eyes. ]

Uhhm. Depends. Are you actually a hallucination?

[namelessbard-official]

I don’t think I am. I’d know if I was, right?

…right?

[the-best-bard]

Right. Right! If you were actually a hallucination, you would've started degrading me and what not by now, not be confused..

...

So. You wanna. Explain. Maybe?

[namelessbard-official]

I’m sorry, I would have…WHA??

I do remember dying though but that was yesterday, right??

…how long has it been…? Please…

[the-best-bard]

…hi…

— @namelessbard-official

[ ...Venti's frozen in place. ]

..you... what..?

[ Whether he was in a state of shock or grief could be considered unknown. ]

[namelessbard-official]

[oh lord I don’t know what to do either I guess I’ll just stand here and vibe in awkward ghost…?]

[the-best-bard]

[ Venti doesn't say anything for a while. ]

...Maybe I did drink too much in my lifetime, man.. now I'm hallucinating dead people!

[ Because this was so a hallucination. Right? Right. ]

[namelessbard-official]

Are you…me?

[the-best-bard]

...Noooot necessarily?

[ Venti frowns at the 'hallucination'. ]

Ah, whatever. It doesn't matter what I say since you're just a figment of my mind anyways. Long short struck short, you died, and I kind of just. Took your appearance because offfffff grief or something. I don't know.

[namelessbard-official]

Hold on a second…

Elf?? Is that you??

[the-best-bard]

[ He narrows his eyes. ]

Uhhm. Depends. Are you actually a hallucination?

[namelessbard-official]

I don’t think I am. I’d know if I was, right?

…right?

[the-best-bard]

…hi…

— @namelessbard-official

[ ...Venti's frozen in place. ]

..you... what..?

[ Whether he was in a state of shock or grief could be considered unknown. ]

[namelessbard-official]

[oh lord I don’t know what to do either I guess I’ll just stand here and vibe in awkward ghost…?]

[the-best-bard]

[ Venti doesn't say anything for a while. ]

...Maybe I did drink too much in my lifetime, man.. now I'm hallucinating dead people!

[ Because this was so a hallucination. Right? Right. ]

[namelessbard-official]

Are you…me?

[the-best-bard]

...Noooot necessarily?

[ Venti frowns at the 'hallucination'. ]

Ah, whatever. It doesn't matter what I say since you're just a figment of my mind anyways. Long short struck short, you died, and I kind of just. Took your appearance because offfffff grief or something. I don't know.

[namelessbard-official]

Hold on a second…

Elf?? Is that you??

[the-best-bard]

…hi…

— @namelessbard-official

[ ...Venti's frozen in place. ]

..you... what..?

[ Whether he was in a state of shock or grief could be considered unknown. ]

[namelessbard-official]

[oh lord I don’t know what to do either I guess I’ll just stand here and vibe in awkward ghost…?]

[the-best-bard]

[ Venti doesn't say anything for a while. ]

...Maybe I did drink too much in my lifetime, man.. now I'm hallucinating dead people!

[ Because this was so a hallucination. Right? Right. ]

[namelessbard-official]

Are you…me?

[the-best-bard]

…hi…

— @namelessbard-official

[ ...Venti's frozen in place. ]

..you... what..?

[ Whether he was in a state of shock or grief could be considered unknown. ]

[namelessbard-official]

[oh lord I don’t know what to do either I guess I’ll just stand here and vibe in awkward ghost…?]

[not-the-darknight]

((Mod - I am not sorry for the art spam y'all. It's Aprilluc and that means an abundance of Diluc fanart :3 you'll have to deal with it till mid May atleast))

[namelessbard-official]

(Mod - as you heckin should)

[namelessbard-official]

"Hello Bard Boy! Hope your day is going well!"

@kitsune-saiguu

Thank you for the well wishes, Lady Saiguu!