Here We Are, Once Again

She/her (Idk why that’s so small) Biologically related to Scary-anons-older-sister? No. Does it matter? Also no. Don’t believe anything Kaveh says about my sleep schedule

[dottore-official]

WELCOME TO THE MASTERPOST, PROCEED?

YES NO

^

Welcome to the Masterpost, Travelers. You may take refuge here before continuing.

🍃Mondstadters🍃

🪨Liyueans🪨

⚡️Inazumans⚡️

🌱Sumerians🌱

💧Fontainians💧

🔥Natlanders🔥

❄️Snezhnayans❄️

🌌Those of other worlds🌌

❓Askers and Anons❓

THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND

The people behind the screens are real people with real lives. Dont attack them or badger them to respond.

Hate speech will not be tolerated unless it is against a homophobe, racist, etc.

I have the ability to remove accounts from the masterpost at my wish, and I will if it comes to it.

If you make an account, I might not immediately see it. You will most likely have to send me an ask or DM to add the account.

Respect people’s boundaries. If someone doesn’t want NSFW/suggestive, don’t send that. If someone doesn’t want ships, don’t send that. If someone doesn’t want gore, don’t send that.

If you don’t like Genshin Impact, respect that we do and move on. It’s not like we’re going to attack you over not liking it.

Don’t be weird or creepy, it will result in blocks or reports.

Please don’t start drama just for the fun of it.

BLOGS THAT ARE NOT WELCOME

/n0tmentallystable

[this person, I can’t keep up with how many times they change their user]

Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

[scary-anon]

Obligatory HI I’M NOT DEAD PEEPS

[scary-anon]

I live!

[namelessbard-official]

SCARY LIVES

(me too lol I forgot I had this)

[scary-anon]

Hey kiddo!! How’s it going?

[namelessbard-official]

Ah, y’know, same old same old. Days to enjoy, people to roast, and the like. Yourself?

[scary-anon]

Drowning in homework 🤣😅 this is the first time I’ve gotten out not connected to school or groceries in a literal month

[scary-anon]

Obligatory HI I’M NOT DEAD PEEPS

[scary-anon]

I live!

[namelessbard-official]

SCARY LIVES

(me too lol I forgot I had this)

[scary-anon]

Hey kiddo!! How’s it going?

[scary-anon]

HI SCARY ANON :D i'm glad to see you!!

Hey!!!

Yeah life’s been. Bananas 😅😂 but I live!!

[scary-anon]

Obligatory HI I’M NOT DEAD PEEPS

[scary-anon]

I live!

[cavalry-cap-kaeya]

Yes, Huffman, if you forget boots suited to the ice and slip and fall in front of the outgoing patrol group, we will laugh at you and talk about it for the whole patrol.

[autistic-diluc-ragnvindr]

Deserved.

[scary-anon]

Agreed.

I’ll spread the word.

[scary-anon]

Obligatory HI I’M NOT DEAD PEEPS

[samwilson-official]

Heyy! Sam!

- @thenewfalcon

Oh no *affectionate*

Hi Joaquin. Since when are you on here?

[thenewfalcon]

Uh, since always?

[samwilson-official]

How is that possible? You're like, three.

[scary-anon]

Ooo, there’s a baby? I heard three year old, can I get put on the babysitting roster?

[samwilson-official]

I don't think I have the authority to approve or deny that. But probably no.

[scary-anon]

Aw, come on! I’m a great babysitter! I worked at a daycare before!

[samwilson-official]

That isn't the problem. He just isn't my kid, and is technically a legal adult.

[scary-anon]

…

And that. Is supposed to change something?

[samwilson-official]

It means I have no authority over his schooling.

[scary-anon]

Aaaaanddd that changes me being put on the babysitting roster?

Wait, what to you call it when an adult gets babysat? Is that just protection detail?

[samwilson-official]

I would be willing to put you on protection detail.

[scary-anon]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS *victory dance*

[samwilson-official]

Heyy! Sam!

- @thenewfalcon

Oh no *affectionate*

Hi Joaquin. Since when are you on here?

[thenewfalcon]

Uh, since always?

[samwilson-official]

How is that possible? You're like, three.

[scary-anon]

Ooo, there’s a baby? I heard three year old, can I get put on the babysitting roster?

[samwilson-official]

I don't think I have the authority to approve or deny that. But probably no.

[scary-anon]

Aw, come on! I’m a great babysitter! I worked at a daycare before!

[samwilson-official]

That isn't the problem. He just isn't my kid, and is technically a legal adult.

[scary-anon]

…

And that. Is supposed to change something?

[samwilson-official]

It means I have no authority over his schooling.

[scary-anon]

Aaaaanddd that changes me being put on the babysitting roster?

Wait, what to you call it when an adult gets babysat? Is that just protection detail?

[samwilson-official]

Heyy! Sam!

- @thenewfalcon

Oh no *affectionate*

Hi Joaquin. Since when are you on here?

[thenewfalcon]

Uh, since always?

[samwilson-official]

How is that possible? You're like, three.

[scary-anon]

Ooo, there’s a baby? I heard three year old, can I get put on the babysitting roster?

[samwilson-official]

I don't think I have the authority to approve or deny that. But probably no.

[scary-anon]

Aw, come on! I’m a great babysitter! I worked at a daycare before!

[samwilson-official]

That isn't the problem. He just isn't my kid, and is technically a legal adult.

[scary-anon]

…

And that. Is supposed to change something?

[samwilson-official]

Heyy! Sam!

- @thenewfalcon

Oh no *affectionate*

Hi Joaquin. Since when are you on here?

[thenewfalcon]

Uh, since always?

[samwilson-official]

How is that possible? You're like, three.

[scary-anon]

Ooo, there’s a baby? I heard three year old, can I get put on the babysitting roster?

[samwilson-official]

I don't think I have the authority to approve or deny that. But probably no.

[scary-anon]

Aw, come on! I’m a great babysitter! I worked at a daycare before!

[buckyofficialbarnes]

This wasn’t fucking funny!!

[theironcan]

Yes it was

[buckyofficialbarnes]

stop encouraging your child to do shit like that

[theironcan]

I don’t think I will

[buckyofficialbarnes]

it’ll be you one day

[samwilson-official]

I don't know what that last part means but I'm with Bucky. That child is a menace (note: I developed this opinion separate from the Daily Bugle, and do not associate with them).

[buckyofficialbarnes]

This wasn’t fucking funny!!

[theironcan]

Yes it was

[buckyofficialbarnes]

stop encouraging your child to do shit like that

[theironcan]

I don’t think I will

[buckyofficialbarnes]

it’ll be you one day

[samwilson-official]

I don't know what that last part means but I'm with Bucky. That child is a menace (note: I developed this opinion separate from the Daily Bugle, and do not associate with them).

[samwilson-official]

Heyy! Sam!

- @thenewfalcon

Oh no *affectionate*

Hi Joaquin. Since when are you on here?

[thenewfalcon]

Uh, since always?

[samwilson-official]

How is that possible? You're like, three.

[scary-anon]

Ooo, there’s a baby? I heard three year old, can I get put on the babysitting roster?

[official-buckybarnes]

Caption this

From (@darthlexapro)

[samwilson-official]

Steve did something stupid 0.2 seconds after you told him not to.

Again.

[scary-anon]

“Alright, I just had my food, now where did I put it….”

[my-ships-have-sunk]

REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS DESERVE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT.

[daily-spooky]

[samwilson-official]

Oh look, it’s Steve!

[scary-anon]

I know a few people who really ought to see this….