Kafka: Thanks for listening to our duet! This is the conversation Bonus Track.
Yukikaze: The theme is… introducing octopuses, I see.
Yukikaze: Maybe we should have a takoyaki party at the dorm tonight. (1)
Yukikaze: That’d make the high school students happy.
Kafka: We’re not introducing octopuses.
Kafka: … Ugh, usually I’d just ignore you and not say anything, but I’m the only other one here, so I guess the task falls on me.
Yukikaze: I understand what the purpose of this conversation is. We simply have to introduce each other, don’t we?
Yukikaze: I’ll start. First of all, Kafka is one of my sharp and talented younger brothers.
Kafka: Saying this for anyone who doesn’t know what’s going on, but this guy here is a lunatic that treats everyone as though we’re his younger brothers with no care in the world~
Kafka: I’ve got ZERO blood relation to him~
Yukikaze: While it’s true that we aren’t related by blood, I’ve known you for a long time now through my cute cousin.
Yukikaze: That’s why, to me, you’re something like family.
Kafka: Well, I guess you could say we’re stuck with each other. I do agree that Chief-chan is cute, though.
Yukikaze: He is also the President of HAMA Tours and the Mayor of HAMA’s 0 Ward.
Yukikaze: No words can describe just how proud he makes me to be his older brother.
Kafka: Yeah, yeah.
Kafka: It’s my turn now.
Kafka: Yukikaze is an active figure skater and the Mayor of HAMA’s 2nd Ward.
Kafka: I’d say his figure skating skills are the real deal. He’s also been designated as one of JPN’s ace athletes.
Yukikaze: Kafka…
Yukikaze: So you approve of my skating. As your older brother, that makes me so–
Kafka: Okaaay, time’s up, so we’ll leave it at that.
Kafka: Everyone, please continue supporting us at HAMA Tours!
Kafka: One, two…
Yukikaze & Kafka: HAMA Nice Trip!
NOTES:
(1) 他己紹介 (takoshokai) is the act of introducing someone else, and タコ (or 蛸) (also tako, usually with katakana) is octopus... yeah.