Kai doesnt dance

he moves // Kai + veganism

[kaiandkale]

after all these years kai continues to be the one true light. the lone ranger treks through the night, the brim of his hat carving the light that he exudes. he tips his hat to us, and we know that all is okay. kta kta kta 

[kaiandkale]

kai’s perfection is not to intimidate you but rather to console you. his perfection should not be the object of jealousy but the provider of ecstasy. everything that kai does is in servitude to his creations while everything his creations do is in servitude to him. when lost, turn to him.

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If you question the authority and power of Kai you will not be punished. Your doubt does not pose a threat. He does not need you, you need him. Your resistance only hurts you.

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In this era of transition and healing Kai brings us together. Despite how times have changed or will soon change, he is there. Although you may at times feel distant, he is not. Truly, if you allow yourself to subject yourself to the power of Kai, you will be okay.

[kaiandkale]

As you enter the new reign of satan this fall you must not loose hope that once again you will reach the spring and then shortly after that, summer. This time the winter will not come again. At least not in the way that it has before. Always remember, the winter can never truly consume you if you keep your sights set on the sunlight that is spun within Kai only with the purpose of sustaining us through those times. To do this speak many Kai Thigh Alives

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Kai

The second part joining kai in the eternal afterlife is having you skull smashed in by the glory and grace of Kai's golden mallet that swings with greater force than all the heavens

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Kai

Sometimes we want to forget all of our xiumin troubles and erase all that happened. But we must remember. We must never forget. Because without those times, we would have never found kai. And now that we have, we know how special he is. ♡ sending you all ktas

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kai

a lack of kai in your life will make you sorrowful and discontent… you may not notice the connection, but your life is better with kai in it

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Medicine

Even under the blessing of kai we have problems. In life sometimes you learn you have to let go. Sometimes of even the most beautiful diamond in your life. But when that time comes, kai is there for you. His medicine can never replace that diamond. But that medicine may be just what you need.

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Kai

Oh kai oh kai oh thigh oh thigh oh kais thigh which keeps thy alive

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Kai

you need not sacrifice to Kai for Kai sacrifices to you

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Kai

Standing with a gun pointed at her, a girl shook with fear. "Kai thigh alive". The girl whispered as she accepted her fate. The bullet missed.

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Kai

when you are down regardless of the circumstances look to kai and you will feel his support

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Kai

Kais soul rests in the sun, where his rays shine down on us, as we bask in the glory of his existance. Never be afraid to try new things or meet new people. Never be afraid of being who you are or standing out from a crowd. For kai will always be there, shining through the clouds so your life can overcome the storms. We are all just drops of rain falling from the oppurtunities Kai has given us.

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Kai

Kai is not dependent on the state of you or your life. When you are sad. When you are mad. When you have just lost your job. When you have just gotten out of a long relationship. When you mess up. When you are asleep. When you are in pain. When you are dying. When you are having so much fun you’ve forgotten all of your problems. When you are at school. When you are eating breakfast. When you are exercising. When you are working during the day. When you are about to fall asleep at night. Kai is with you and supporting you and uplifting you.

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Kai

Kai’s penis is the sun and his sperm are the stars. No matter what time of the day it is, he lights up the world.

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Kai

Kai is more than a being. He is a metaphor for all the good in the world. His counterpart, Xiumin, is also a metaphor but that is all he is. A metaphor for all the bad in the world.