K A I G O N D A N

Chill guy, 35, into MtG, plenty of kink (60/40 Dom/Sub), Pokemon, and other nerdy shit. 420 Lads, drop me a message.

[kaigondan]

My pits are twunk-prison. Come get triggered lads.

[schoonheid-1229]

[wellfedbros]

fuckkkkkk

[kaigondan]

Getting a lad into that headspace, letting him feel safe and vulnerable to stay mindless, preferring to be guided and instructed. It’s easier this way =]

[kaigondan]

It’s been awhile since I last updated! I think these infrequent updates better showcase how consistency over a period of time has demonstrable effects! I’m simultaneously 100% happy with where I’ve got to, and 100% committed to improving. If any gooner takes anything away from this dumb tumblr, it’s that you can do both: be pleased with ANY progress you make, even as you commit to improvement.

Having a good handle on nutrition as well as committing to some kind of cardio ( ;) ) has been just as, if not more important than the actual weightlifting, muscle building approach for me! 

Cut’s almost done - and then back onto bulking to get even stronger ;)

Keep on excelling bros! 💪

[pumbafeet2022]

[kaigondan]

Pits and feet…fuck.

[kaigondan]

Just a quick PSA for my wannabe jock bros out there:

I know transformation is its own kink, and more power to you dudes. It’s a hot fantasy.

But it doesn’t have to be a fantasy. With dedication and a bit of research, you can become the jock boy you jerk off over magically transforming into.

Eat smart, lift often, run hard. You won’t be shapeshifting into a jockbro in a few days, but you’ll definitely see the difference within a few months.

I’ve made gains in the last six months that I’m really fucking proud of. I’m not where I want to be just yet, but fuck I’m enjoying the journey.

If any aspiring jocks want to chat about this, flex your way into my DMs.

[goodhypnobro]

So true bros, it doesn't have to be a fantasy, you can make it real. It's been a few months for me and yes there are definitely differences! Don't be afraid, go for it, be patient and I can assure you you'll really love it if that's always been a big fantasy of yours!

You might obsess over the result, wanting to become that total jock overnight, but if you're patient it's worth it, you'll realize the journey in itself is a lot of fun

[coachs-kit-bag]

Make those dreams happen. Putting in the work the right way, with the right mindset and the right dedication, you can become unstoppable.

[musclezoned]

I didn't even start until my mid-fifties. Of course I regret the hell out of that now; the growth comes harder and slower, and us old dudes face accelerating muscle loss just from being older (sarcopenia). I look at what young guys can do in a year, and sometimes I just want to give up. It feels like running as fast as you can, on a treadmill that's nearly as fast and slowly getting faster.

But progress is made. The single biggest driver of growth is consistency. Sticking with it no matter what. Even if you're old, you can still go from a beer-bellied, stick-limbed schlub to a muscular man who turns heads and gets compliments.

But for fuck's sake, start NOW! Old or young, do it NOW. I guarantee you'll be glad you did.

[kaigondan]

So much this. I started properly gymming in my thirties - and I can empathise with that feeling of “fuck, I missed the bus, everyone’s so fucking _ripped_!” - but you’re actually _on_ the bus, and accelerating hard to improvement constantly despite having hopped on late. It’s better on than off.

The confidence boost I had by getting in shape, because of how people interact with me now I’ve got more toned/muscular - transformative. That’s what I’d wager the tf kinksters are channelling - the primal need to be perceived differently following a physical transformation. (Tf kinksters, let me know if that’s accurate!) It’s hardwired into us, this need to improve, and be perceived by others as improved. And channelled correctly, this is an extremely affirming experience from a wellbeing perspective - not forgetting the biological daily-gym-triggered endorphins you get from working out.

Manifesting the jock aesthetic ultimately has been an extremely positive journey for me, and I want others to enjoy it also.

[broshipness]

The process of broification comes with many changes, many of which can and will surprise you once you go through the transformation yourself.

For me, all I had to do was join a gym. I had no intention of "becoming a bro" when I did. I just wanted to improve my mental health and wanted to look nice--and for the first several months that was my mindset--until something began to change in me.

The transformation can look different for everyone, but it can also have a lot of similarities. I can only speak for myself, but here are the changes I've noticed:

Feeling more confident: I noticed myself just not caring about negative opinions of me. While I try to always be nice to the people I interact with, I'm less willing to put up with bullshit and more willing to speak my mind. Boundaries will be set. Even the way I walk feels more naturally confident.

Feeling more masculine: That kinda goes with the previous item, but I also feel more confident as a man. I love my body, I love testosterone, I love having a penis, I love being a man.

Increased libido: I'm horny more often, especially with that pump of testosterone I get after a good gym session. I make a point of giving my cock the love it deserves.

Becoming more sexually dominant: While I've always felt like I had a dormant "dom side", I was always more of a vanilla kinda guy; but since I began going to the gym and embracing my masculinity, it's like that "dom side" finally woke up. And you can bet I'm going to have my fun ;)

New taste in clothes: I'm much more attracted to gym clothes, sports clothes, and clothes that show more skin, both in myself and in other people. I prefer short shorts and gym shorts, cut-off shirts, loose fit tank tops with drop armholes, basketball jerseys, sweatpants with no shirt on, among other things.

Sudden interest in sports: I was never a sports guy, but I grew a sudden interest and watching weightlifting and powerlifting competitions as an extension of my interest in fitness. That somehow led me to get curious about other sports too, like football (NFL). The funny thing is that this was a natural thing for me. At no point did I force myself to get into sports. It just happened.

Interest in meeting other bros: I began craving more brotherhood. I already had regular friends before, but I grew a sudden interest in befriending other bro types, both as people to get inspiration from as well as the fact that I now shared interests with them. I like to say that masculinity needs masculinity and that's what I felt. There's nothing like the bond between bros. You start craving people who are like you and match your bro vibes.

Changes in the way I talk: This one was more of a lowkey change, but I noticed myself become more slangy, saying things like "dude" and "bro" much more often, and even cussing a bit more (but like in a chill kind of way).

Change in personality: While I was always a chill and down to earth guy, I noticed the transformation put a layer of cockiness and upbeatness on top of my personality. There's a kind of "let's fucking go" energy about me.

Craving the gym: And of course, the gym. The more you go, the more you want it. Working out has become more than something I did just because I wanted to better my mental health or look nice. It's something I can't see myself without anymore. The gym has become my second home, because it's where I feel my best self.

I'm sure there are other changes too, but these were the ones that stood out to me the most. If you're on your journey of becoming a bro, keep at it. Keep showing up to the gym and let your mind be absorbed by it. Let it transform you. You got this, bro.

[kaigondan]

This resonates so hard.

It’s like the archetypical jock mindset isn’t defined as part of who you are - but more something that manifests as you notice how [your own efforts] are positively impacting all aspects of your life. There’s no roleplay. There’s no acting. You just [Become] more masculine.

[tommydashwood]

[brosinthecloset]

The perfect relationship between a rookie jock and his mentor. His mentor is there supporting his lil bro every step of the way. Not a minute spent in the wilds of solitude. It's all bro-bro intimacy, all the time.

And muscle growth. They go hand in hand.

[goodhypnobro]

Bro, I wish I had that... Dream relationship

[kaigondan]

Man your comment about 420 is so hot. Are you still on here?

Certainly am! I only re-blog the things that really get me going. It means I look super inactive, but I am a serial lurker. And yeah, 420 is fast, becoming one of my core kinks!

[kidnapprm]

[boundlust]

Pure domination.

[kaigondan]

I want to know what sport this is where you can handgag your opponent while spooning them 👀

[highscorehimbo]

As you head home tonight remember that you are not who you have to be at work.

You can be whatever it is you want to be at home. And I think what you want is to be a himbo. And you can do it dude. You just gotta let go and stop trying.

Just be. Dumb, muscular, and kind. So flex, smile dumbly and put on that hypno file bro. It’s time for you to be who you really fucking are.

[kaigondan]

There’s truth to this. Living life to the max is achieved by recognising and embracing the fact that we are constantly taking off “masks’ and putting other “masks” on. Things like pup hoods, gimp hoods etc - these are physical representations of moving from one facet of [who you are] to a new one.

Pup play, himbofication - it’s not roleplay. It’s just taking off your work clothes and putting on your loungewear.

Lean into it, jockboy.

[dismantler-2]

[kaigondan]

Give it ten and he’ll be blindfolded and tied down, with no idea what the fuck is happening. That’s when you hook his gas mask up to the bong and make him do a couple more hits. Let’s get this jockboy high.

[macho-viril-deactivated20230820]

[420-bros]

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[kaigondan]

It was during moments of sudden self reflection that he wondered what specific thing it was that had prompted his gradual transformation from doughy gamer to douchy jockbro.

Had it been the marijuana? Had it subliminally associated itself with American frat culture and carefree jock aesthetic?

Had it been Grindr and other apps, and their exacting standards on body types and hypocritical, private preferences for “traditionally masc” bros?

Was it his own need to get his life into shape, to enjoy the health benefits that came from regular cardio and the soothing mental routine of following his workout plan?

A reminder on his phone knocked him from his wandering thoughts, prompting him to put the headphones back on. It didn’t matter the reason he had pursued the jock aesthetic, he thought, lighting up a joint - before starting up the hypno file.

[str8jocks]

[bdsmfratsmuscles]

Always reblog. He is fucking perfect.

[bdsmfratsmuscles]

mandatory monthly reblog of the ultimate southern frat jock… so fucking perfect!

[kaigondan]

His biceps are fucking. Flawless.

[sjguy408]

😍😍😍😍

[kaigondan]

The kind of dilf that keeps you high all the time. “Just take this for me champ,” he says, handing you another edible. The one he gave you a few hours ago hasn’t worn off yet, and so you just do what he says. And in this state, it’s easier to just do what you’re told and not think about it too much. You prefer it this way, right buddy? Atta boy. Now get on your knees.

[boysboys-boyz-blog]

[420-bros]

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[kaigondan]

Hairy armpits are a sudden newly-emerged kink. And I don’t hate it 🥵

[freddiedb]

[kaigondan]

Aspiring subs, take note. This dude’s posture not only makes it easier for your Dom to fuck you, but makes it feel better for you too. See how happy this lad is?

[dirtywrestling-blog]

[kaigondan]

This is too fucking hot.