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all your stuffed animals love you. they're not sad if they're in a box, or on the floor, or not held/played with as much. they understand. they know that you might need another stuffie more, or that you don't have enough space. they're just happy to be with you, and if you ever give them away, they'll be happy there too. stuffies are for comfort. they understand. they love you too. it's okay.
Idk why Iâve only got this notification now but THANK YOU FOR THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION
đĽ A giant curious moose inspecting a wildlife photographer đĽ
Never forget: Moose are legit Ice Age megafauna that never died out.
He justâŚ.justâŚ.pet the wild mooseâŚthe bravery, the hutzpah
The forbidden snoot!
If I could pet a moose
I would be very happy
Normally I would say you shouldnât pet a wild animal, but the moose is already right there. If youâre that close to a mooseâs snout you might as well pet it. If the moose wants to kill you, youâre going to die, so you might as well.
So.... Why is life so hard? It's like a boat, caught in a huge storm. There are swells that hit so hard the boat creaks and there are those moments that it's perfect weather and smooth sailing. Rocks, icebergs, and reefs continually scratch at it until the paint comes off in patches. The boat is now bare. Barely holding together. Yet it keeps going. Why does it feel the need to keep going when it doesn't know the destination?
Other things try to help it along. Birds, sea creatures, man made objects. So the boat keeps going. On and on it goes until the engine begins to sputter, the rudders eventually give way, and the sails can no longer be repaired.
Why does it keep going? I honestly wish that I knew. My boat is slowly sinking and I feel as though the one thing that is supposed to help is the one, out of many, that is dragging it down.
What should I even do? Who do I turn to? What if my boat is lost forever and no one is around to find the wreckage?
These questions have put a fire in me. Should I keep it raging or should I put it out? I don't know anymore.
Lake Minami Inagako, Yamanashi Prefecture, Japan | Masami Shirai
You should check out this Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShopLoveKarma
You searched for: ShopLoveKarma! Discover the unique items that ShopLoveKarma creates. At Etsy, we pride ourselves on our global community o
Found the link! â¤ď¸
Don't normally post. Like ever. But my mom started her own Etsy store and I don't think I've ever been prouder. She is disabled but we are fighting so hard to get her actual disability money. Since Etsy is so big and her shop is just starting no one has really seen it but she makes some amazing things! If you have a moment.... Her store's name is
Shoplovekarma
Because that's her actual name lol.
I love her to death and I hope this helps her in some way to succeed âĽď¸
Link:
THERE'S A FULL VERSION OF DISCO GIRL?! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY A REALITY!!! :D
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Of course, by failing to give her Up as she requested, he has, in essence, let her down, thereby creating what scientists have dubbed the Astley Paradox
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Visual and sound asmr
Pin-up style super heroes by David Talaski-Brown
https://www.instagram.com/davidtalaskidraws/
These are amazing!
Stakeout
Batman: Oracle, status report.
Oracle: [over the comms] the teams are all in position. Things are quiet so far.
Batman: Hm. Ok, thank you Oracle. I'll check in on them. [switches over to Nightwing and Robin's frequency]
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Nightwing: -nd I've already bought it! You need to socialise more; this is an important part of your childhood.
Robin: No.
Nightwing: It's so cute, though. You'll look adorable!
Robin: [with feeling] No.
Nightwing: [huffs] At least try it on; I already paid for it.
Robin: I am NOT going trick-or-treating.
Batman: ...[switches over to Orphan and Batgirl's comms]
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Batgirl: -so then I said "you put that hand anywhere near me again I'll break it off" and he-
Orphan: B is listening now.
Batgirl: oh, hey B. Anyway then we had sex and he had this-
Batman: [cuts off the feed before he becomes even more traumatised] ...
Batman: ...ok. [tunes into Red Robin and Red Hood's frequency]
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Red Hood: [in a fake posh voice] the handyman?!!! How could you DO this to me Dolores?!
Red Robin: [in a high-pitched voice] How could I?!! How could I NOT?? You married your office long before I ever fucked Juan-Eduardo!
Red Hood: Don't you DARE put this on me! I knew I shouldn't have hired that ridiculously good looking sonofabitch!
Red Robin: Hah! Well that wouldn't have stopped me from sleeping with CHAD!
Red Hood: NO!
Red Robin: [Triumphantly] OH YES
Red Hood: NO! MY BEST FRIEND?? WILL THE LIES NEVER END DOLORES??
Red Robin: YES! And let me tell you- he was SO MUCH better than you. He-
Red Hood: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART DOLORES
Red Robin: [breaking character] nice one
Red Hood: thank you
Batman: [over the comms] what are you DOING?
Red Robin: Hi B. There's a couple in the building across from us who're having a huge fight. We're giving them voices.
Red Hood: [in his fake voice] Look at all these papers! These papers that I'm waving around! Look at them!!
Red Robin: [as "Dolores"] Well if you love your papers so much why don't you MARRY THEM?
Red Hood: MAYBE I WILL
Red Robin: I HATE YOU! I have always hated you! and what's more- I HATE your MOTHER.
Red Hood: [gasps] MY MOTHER IS A SAINT AND A GIFT TO MANKIND
Red Robin: YOUR MOTHER IS A DECREPIT OLD WHORE
Red Hood: I WILL- DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME DOLORES
Red Robin: [hisses] Whenever the Mets play, I wish they would lose.
Red Hood: [gasps] YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS?? ME -the man who obviously bought every piece of Mets Merch known to man and display them in every room of our apartment like a tool?! HOW COULD YOU??!
Red Robin: Well what are you gonna do about it? HUH?
Red Hood: WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO! I'M GONNA TAKE THIS GUN- [breaks character] Ohmygod he's got a gun! Shit fuck moving out
Red Robin: We're coming Dolores!
[Line goes dead]
Batman: ...[stares unseeingly at the sky]
Oracle: Aw man, and it was just getting good too.
Why you should never buy sex toys on Amazon.
I see people on here all the time talking about buying sex toys on Amazon so itâs time to run through this again. I know it may seem like youâre saving money but when something seems too good to be true it usually is.
The main reason you shouldnât buy sex toys on Amazon is that, unlike buying from reputable retailers, you have absolutely no garuntee that the product youâre buying hasnât been used, returned, and resold. The sex you industy in America is almost completely unregulated so really canât trust amazon to hold better business practices than legally required. People have found bodily fluid and pubic hair on toys purchased from Amazon.
'Some had bodily fluids on them, and some even had pubic hairs."
The second biggest reason is that youâre more than likely buying an expensive knock off labeled as a brand name item. The way the amazon marketplace works is by sorting items with the same bar code name into the same catagory. So letâs say you want a wi vibe so you pay for one but what happens is that amazon doesnât log a difference between a brand name Wi-vibe and a knock off from China. Theyâre both just labeled âwi-vibeâ so you pay for a quality item and get a cheap knock off. So you may think youâre getting a high quality item for $50 but instead youâre getting a $10 look alike that will die and malfunction quickly. Imagine paying for a Lelo (the most luxury sex toy brand) and getting something nothing like that.
Buying sex toys from Amazon is risky. I get a lot of complaints about counterfeit sex toys, misrepresentation in brand/materials and even us
And lastly, itâs not safe for you! Because the chances of you getting a knock off are so high, itâs very likely that youâll get something made out of harmful materials. A lot of the sex toys made cheaply in China and places like that have no body safe regulations on materials so not only could you pay for a brand name item and not get it , but you might actually get something that could make you sick or even poison you. Some toys will even leak oils and chemicals when exposed to water or fluids.
Amazon's Sexual Wellness section is chock-full of sex toys, but it's a mixed bag, with ple
In summation, buying from Amazon is NOT safe for you, will most likely rip you off, and you could even be getting used products.
Below Iâm listing Dangerous Lilyâs list of best places to buy. I recommend reading her reviews before purchasing anything expensive.
Where to buy:
SheVibe
Early to bed
Smitten Kitten
Good Vibes
Come as you are
Be vibrant
HotOctopuss
And directly from the brand retailor like we-vibe, Lelo, body wand, etc.
Apparently the sale of sex toys on amazon have spiked since everyone is stuck at home so Iâm bringing this back as a PSA.
PS: a LOT of third party sellers on Amazon have jumped onto the sex toy bandwagon and are offering âfreeâ toys for reviewing - but the thing is they ask you for your Paypal so you can make an order, give them the order number, and then refund the amount thru Paypal.
This is sales padding and itâs reportable to the FTC, theyâre having you pose as an actual customer but refunding you behind the scenes so its âfreeâ. Itâs a scam to boost their numbers.
If a company or online store wants you to review products for free, it will actually be 100% free and there will be no talk of placing orders and being refunded for them.
Iâll also toss in Eden Fantasys as a reputable retailer, and point out that they (at least a week or so ago?) had a deal for discounted toys for anyone affected by COVID-19 loss of employment/income!
I also highly recommend PinkCherry! Theyâre a Canadian company with a distribution center in Las Vegas for US order fulfillment, and Iâve been ordering from them for years. Theyâre always running great sales, too!
*raises hand*
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Adorable sounds of a snuggly baby bat. [source]
this is⌠so pure
stay there forever
We had a cow that would do this. You could take naps on her all day.
