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a girlfailure is, rather than does.

[veryluckyclovers]

[asimplepotato]

SCIENTISTS DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW well actually it’s just one scientist and she’s just really nervous and a little shy and like don’t tell her that I told you but she has a crush on you

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[silliestflowergirl]

4. uno

[mevil]

[fastest-punslinger-in-the-west]

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

[maplebunie]

compliment a buttersubstitutegirl to make her day margarinely butter

[indigosfindings]

im on a "eat food" diet. i eat a food i eat it

[fiore-firelily]

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

[kaiyachanbridge]

2013 was really long ago but 2014 was not even that long ago

[molabuddy]

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to

[molabuddy]

red, orange, yellow? sunset/sunrise

green? the rarest and not one ive seen personally but it can happen

blue? classics of sky

indigo? violet? twilight babyyy

pink? also shows up at sunrise/sets

black? night. get goth with it

white? grey? her clouds

[molabuddy]

do you love the Fucking colour of the sky. bitch

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Green and pink sky from when the auroras went nuts a few months ago!!

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! The sky is joyful and whimsical!

[mcsrcraftingbullshit]

source

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature. - (ref)

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[yuhmee]

just chilling on my ice block.

[kaiyachanbridge]

"excuse me sir do you know where i can find the nearest Tesla Supercharger"

"oh no i do not, let me just ask Grok on my Trump Phone"

grok: "Thank you for using Grok via Trump Mobile, this answer was sponsored by U.S. Army Recruitment. Okay, let's break this down. It sounds like you're trying to find a Tesla Supercharger in your area. And honestly? That's growth 🌱 Here's what you need to know:

🌎 There are over 200,000 Superchargers across the globe.

⚡️ With a Tesla Supercharger Membership, you can get access to unlimited charging for a small fee every month.

👁️ Let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out.

If there's anything else you want to hear about this subject, just say the word. There is a lot to learn about Tesla's latest technologies 🚀"

"uh, well Grok says there's a lot of them."

"hah, of course! Elon Musk you savage memegod you have done it again! thank you sir, and God bless America!"

[min-is-mini]

[tumblingoverstars]

i just got summoned for yuri duty