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*emerges from headphones covered in blood* the album's really good you should listen
— Ingmar Bergman, from a letter to Liv Ullmann (via lunamonchtuna)
Some things don't change.
“River look! That’s…”
“Slow down genius boy, environment checks.”
Alex Kingston - Self description
And the rest, as they say, is history. ER (1994-2009) 1.01, “24 Hours”
Pond Family Moments
Amy: Why don't you talk to River?
The Doctor, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Amy: What? So you go tell her she's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
The Doctor: She could hear me.
Rory, casually flicking his eyes to the sword prominently (and on purpose) displayed in the living room:
The Doctor: You went to a pool party without me? 🥺 River: It was a drunken pool party. 😒 The Doctor: You went to a drunken pool party without me?? 🥺🥺
Amy: Who hurt you?
River: Do you want a list or what?
Rory, unsheathing his sword: actually, yes
River: I'm going to kill you
The Doctor: It's so hot when you say that
River: Hey, Sweetie? Just wondering... have you read my diary?
The Doctor: Of course not. Why?
River: Then why do all the pages have doodles of a bowl of fish fingers and custard...?
The Doctor does NOT and has NEVER loved River Song (And If You Think Otherwise, You Must Be Watching a Different Show)
Listen, folks. It’s time to face the facts. The Doctor has NEVER loved River Song. Not even a little bit. And I have 17 rock-solid, completely canonical, absolutely not contradictory reasons to prove it:
He only took her to Calderon Beta to show her the starriest night in the universe on her first night in space jail, which was also their honeymoon night. A night that is literally impossible to replicate with anyone else ever again. But no, not romantic. At. All. Just two people who happen to be married, spending a totally meaningless night under the stars.
He only stuck around for the mystery of her and once it was solved, he… checks notes …continued planning elaborate dates, risked his life for her, wrote her poetry, spent centuries in her company, and doing domestics with her. But yeah. Definitely just a phase.
He kept an entire diary to track their time together. But that’s normal, right? Just an intergalactic, timey-wimey version of a Google Calendar for the woman he definitely does not feel any sort of romance for.
He was willing to let all of time and space collapse just so they could have a linear married life. You know, because that’s what you do for a woman you have no strong romantic feelings for whatsoever.
He planned intricate dates just for her, dressed up for the occasion despite usually looking like a sentient pile of laundry, and bought her custom-tailored outfits so they could match. You know, just friendly little outings. Buddies. Chums. Mates.
Whenever she calls, he comes. No matter the situation, no matter how much danger he’s in, he drops everything and rushes to her side. He’s probably just really into checking his voicemail.
He wrote her love poetry. But, like, strictly in a platonic way. Just some totally neutral iambic pentameter for the fun of it.
Despite being universally known for his terrible time management, he is always perfectly on time for her. Which, of course, doesn’t mean anything. He just suddenly became a scheduling genius when she was around.
He keeps asking her to travel with him. Like, repeatedly. Like, he can’t take the hint that she has a life outside of running around in space. Almost like he wants her there. But that would be ridiculous.
The entire universe knows that the easiest way to lure the Doctor into a trap is to put River in danger. Because he will always come for her. But that’s not love. That’s just… reflexes.
He “only” took her to Darillium because he was lonely. And then, in an act of sheer, meaningless, absolutely not-love-driven desperation, he spent 24 years (and more) being domestic with her. Just hanging out. Not a big deal.
He built a whole planet just so they could have a little more time together. You know, because nothing says "total indifference" like terraforming an entire celestial body.
An entire archipelago, famously known as "The Lovers Dreaming Island", exists where the islands literally form the shape of their intertwined bodies. That’s just standard planet-building, really. All geography is accidental.
He physically defied the laws of the universe to hold onto her data ghost. The whole "ghosts can’t be touched" thing? He literally said, "Mmm, no thanks" then proceeded to french kiss her goodbye. But that’s really just the kind of farewell you give to someone you were forced to be with.
He keeps a spare TARDIS key inside a book called The Time Traveler’s Wife. No significance whatsoever. Probably just the only book lying around.
Her words gave him hope when nothing else could. Her voice became his mantra. But no, not love. Just, you know, some lady saying things.
But yeah, sure, he never loved her. The universe must be wrong. The Doctor must be wrong. The literal geography of an archipelago must be wrong. The foundations of time itself must be wrong. Or… maybe the Doctor is just the most emotionally repressed idiot in the cosmos, and we’ve all spent years watching a romantic tragedy disguised as sci-fi nonsense.
Final Conclusion: The Doctor absolutely, 100%, definitively does not love River Song. And if you believe that, I have a prime piece of real estate in the Medusa Cascade to sell you.
The bag of Mrs. Flood has stickersof some places where doctor visited too. GALLIFREY Clom , space wegas and SINGING TOWERS OF DARILLIUM
DARILLIUM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT SMITH 28 OCT
a little experiment with typography to visualize their so called "marriage of convenience" 🥴
text posts: Doctor + River version [3/?]
Like father, like daughter.
Your honor, them
this is soo cute omfg😭
The Doctor 'no-gun' policy is so funny to me cause it's basically "no one is allowed to use any kind of gun. Except for my wife. She can use any gun she wants" and I think that's very sexy of them
Every episode of Suits: Goddamn/Bullshit/No, you are not/What did you just said to me?/Whatever it is, it can wait/Here's what you gonna do/You owe me/I owe you/What are you doing here?