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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
we're not kids anymore.
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Trying to sort the abilities.
Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I've been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.
Morpho Fat and Skin Folds on Archive.org (for free!)
i felt like there wasn’t enough polyam trio art memes so i decided to make my own <3 self indulgence be damned
❤️💛💙
( feel free to share and tag me in any of the cute art you make i would love to see!!! 🥺💕)
“kids these days are always on their phones, kids these days never go outside” ok how about kids these days have less freedom of movement & access to public spaces than any previous generation, forcing them indoors, forcing them to rely on electronics, when many would prefer to be outdoors hanging out with friends
this isn’t about the pandemic btw, this trend has been going on for like. 20 years now. it started with millennials and gen Z only has it worse
kids these days:
less unstructured time than ever, constant ‘extracurricular’ obligations cutting into time spent socializing, exploring, relaxing.
more supervised than ever, not allowed to take public transport or spend time alone in public spaces (previously the norm for teens and pre-teens, until media sensationalism made hypervigilance the norm). not allowed to be around peers except when adults are available to supervise/drive.
(despite the fact their parents are working more than ever? bc our whole culture around employment is abusive and exploitive. fewer and fewer families can afford to have parents at home, even as kids are allowed to do less and less without adults around.)
capitalism run amuck + defunding of parks, libraries, etc means it costs money just to exist in public, which is fucking nuts. (it also costs money just to get to public spaces. our world is less walkable than ever and public transport programs are constantly sabatoged. no wonder that some kids are desperate to get their driver’s permit–at extra expense and risk.)
and when kids do try to spend time away from home, they gets accused of loitering???
you’ve built an environment composed of nothing but soulless strip malls and chain coffeeshops, and decreed that kids who spend time there are a “nuisance.” literally where the FUCK else are they supposed to exist? at the libraries you closed on weekends? at the parks & sports fields you stopped funding, the woods you tore down, the backyards that get smaller with every development? at the movie theaters & arcades & restaurants they can’t afford? on the streets they cannot drive on, on the sidewalks that lead nowhere, and where you have banned bicycling & skateboarding & rollerblading & existing for any length of time?
kids these days want to spend time outside, time in public, time hanging out with friends in person. kids these days do not want to constantly rely on the internet as their main source of socialization & leisure. but you have stolen all their options.
you have locked an entire generation indoors and thrown away the keys, and you have the audacity to complain that the prisoners spend too much time in their cells.
*throws a bath bomb into a marshy bog & bathes there until my bones dissolve*
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Guad how did you get a skelaton to drape yourslef over and control
oh it’s super easy, people just leave them lying around all the time! all u need is a shovel and a little motivation :)
a post apocalyptic world but instead of the mad max nonsense basic bros are in love with, most of us just join farming communities
do u know how many people actively enjoy growing their own food & creating their own clothes & crafts? when this capitalist hellscape collapses you’re nuts if you think we’re not taking advantage of that
The post apocalypse is the farmer’s market renaissance you imagine, but everyone still dresses like they’re extras from Mad Max for the aesthetic.
my eyes have been opened
hi tumblr want to hear a story :)
absolutely not
lol sucks to be u then, ok so: 2 weeks ago I found an eggplant recipe for Miso Glazed Grilled Japanese Eggplant and it looked amazing, and I wanted to make it authentically so I had to go several towns over to buy the eggplants from a specialty international grocery story (I needed a more slender variety of eggplant not available at my local store) and also I had to buy sake and mirin etc but finally I had sourced all the ingredients needed for the Eggplant Recipe so last night I prepared the Miso Eggplant Glaze and heated up the grill and I grilled those goddamn eggplants and the eggplants were DELICIOUS, soft and succulent and flavorful, I grilled a damn good eggplant if i say so myself, and I wish that was the end of the story but there is an an epilogue i.e. it turns out I am allergic to eggplant so I have spent the last 18 hours sleeping & vomiting
#truly even when Despair seems distant it is never further than the distance between a cliff’s edge and the ground waiting below #which in theory may be many miles but in practice is always within the reach of seconds
I feel the need to tell everyone that I’ve got a list of quotes that aren’t unexpectedly profound compared to where they came and Gaud makes up about a quarter of that list. I only started it about 2 months ago
fyi you can check my #gaudy quotes tag for more of those!
Uh so Gaud, I found out semi-slugs are a thing and so I’m just gonna leave this here. Anyways I hope you’re taking care of yourself (i know you’re the omnipotent Tumblr being but giggling outside my window has to take its toll on you. Remember to drink water, and NOT my fish-tank water please and thank you).
holy shit holy shit holy shit
Semi-slugs have shells that are too small for them! Not quite a slug not quite a snail!!!
I-
LOVE
THEM
I LOVE THEM ALL
protect them
HEY!
That last one is named after David Attenborough!
ok you can go about your day
Attenborougharion rubicundus, I love that
a vampire who spends thousands of years as dust inside a coffin only to wake up in a museum—and decides to keep living there. rent is cheap, security is high, and all the exhibits are protected from UV damage
that time in high school when my computer died and i was so deeply distraught i legit wrote an entire obituary for a laptop
Where is the obit Gaud, come on don’t hold out on us
i had to dig so deep through old backup files to find this, enjoy!
RIP (In loving, random access memory)
After a long illness, my beloved laptop, 3, while surrounded by family and tech support, succumbed in the night to an internal error. My laptop leaves behind one bereaved admin (me), an estranged guest user, an elderly warranty and a large extended family of synced mobile devices and browser bookmarks. Friends, we are gathered in this subdomain today to honor the memory, both RAM and hard drive, volatile and non-volatile, and mourn the data loss of a beloved digital companion. Caches to caches, rust to rust. Though its hard drive may be wiped, its chassis refurbished, and its processor sold for scrap, its torrent downloads and browser history will live on in our hearts, and eventually come back to haunt me.
Caches to caches, rust to rust
I am sorry for your data loss
I mean it's HOMO sapien not hetero sapien so idk what anyone's problem is
Two words: Stingray skeletons.
oh my stars and garters
how have we been sleeping on ocean skeletons???
We need to awaken the ocean skeleton fandom. I mean what unholy-
Puffer Fish Skeleton
Butterfly Fish Skeleton
Moorish Idol Skeleton (aka the sexy fish from finding nemo)
Mola Mola skeleton
this makes me inexpressibly angry i’m gonna throw a damn chair
Why didn’t you show the expanded puffer fish skeleton where it looks like one of those expanding ball toys?
oh mh stars you are so so correct
……..the sexy fish from finding nemo
and you knew EXACTLY which fish I was talking about!!!
how dare you reblog the original version of my post and not the edited version without the typo that nobody noticed but that I have spent every waking moment agonizing over sense
sense
MOTHERF
can't tell if the two butterflies in the front yard are doing a mating ritual or having a blood duel to the death
used to believe I both understood and experienced sexual attraction, but the more I learn about allosexuals the more I am finding our experiences do not match up, are ya'll weirdos OKAY
just a suggestion but i would pay $3.99 for a functional app
#fyi yes this is a terrible idea but are you really going to tell me it isn’t LESS terrible than post+ #look i would pay actual real life dollars for a functional version of this app that didn’t make me cry on a regular basis #also i would pay real dollars not to see constant ads #both of those are better revenue generating options than a fucking paywall feature
Someone give me a fact about history that will make me examine my assumptions about the world
oh my goodness this is fascinating, he was also emperor of the Empire of Mali (which was the world’s largest producer of gold at the time). This was the only artist’s depiction i could find that was done in his lifetime:
and then i got sidetracked by all the modern artist who low highkey want to bang this 14th cent emperor
oh my stars this is so cool. Enheduanna (2285-2250 BCE) was the earliest writer in history whose name we know. She was a high priestess who wrote hymns to the goddess Inanna–who, incidentally, is the oldest deity whose name is still known!
so bored with looking attractive. i just want to look interesting
my single aesthetic goal in life is for people to look at me and instantaneously conclude “welp, that is definitely the weirdest person in the room”
not even in a “good” way. i want the average person to look at me and, eyes watering, decide that their most immediate personal goal is to keep 5 feet away from me at all times, while being compelled to keep me in their peripheral vision by evolutionary instincts beyond their comprehension
some Options (I like to imagine the second one will have your profile pic swapped in instead)
you GET me
this is quite possibly the UGLIEST color combination ive ever used
sobbing.
excuse u this is GORGEOUS and TASTEFUL and GLORIOUS