Kakashi: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than an explosive tag.
Iruka: That's why I sleep with TEN tags.
Iruka: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

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Kakashi: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than an explosive tag.
Iruka: That's why I sleep with TEN tags.
Iruka: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
Tsunade: "So, you're the famous Chunin I've been hearing about. I wonder.."
Iruka: "Uh, famous? I think you might be mistaking me with someone else."
Tsunade: "Is your name not Umino Iruka?"
Iruka: "It is. But I don't think I've done anything special to be talked about. Unless you want to speak about budget plans and school lessons. Or, I guess, how to file certain documents. I've been told that I'm pretty good at it."
Tsunade: "I've been told that you a have special... ability to keep a certain man in the hospital."
Iruka: "...."
Iruka: "I cannot agree or disagree. It all depends on his mood."
Tsunade: "Damn."
Genma: "I'm surprised you were able to convince Umino to do that. I thought he was some goodie two-shoes."
Anko: "You clearly don't know Iruka. He lives for these types of things. I still think about the time he somehow replaced all those Jonins bandages with rainbow ones. One of them were so pissed they fainted right there."
Genma: "That was him? I remember when that happened! Kakashi wore his for weeks until the Hokage ordered him not to."
Kakashi: *Watching Iruka cook them dinner* "You know... You would make a good housewife."
Iruka: "What?? Uh, that's not very funny."
Kakashi: "No, I mean it."
Iruka: "..."
Kakashi: "Do you want to be my wife? I have a nice big house with a huge yard that I'm sure you would love. I already got the dogs, and you have the kid. It'd be picture perfect."
Iruka: "I think you drank a little too much..."
Kakashi: "Please marry me. I want to hold you before I die."
Otro puñado de cosas kkir 🫶🏾
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Seeking Warmth by reeby10 Word Count: 494 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka Characters: Hatake Kakashi, Umino Iruka Additional Tags: POV Hatake Kakashi, Snow, Cold Summary: Kakashi’s cold, but he knows exactly what to do about that.
Yk I had smthing in mind I just watched the ep in shippuden where Minato and kushina died but also irukas parents departed as well in the episode and I just remembered what hikkaku said to iruka
"Parents are surpost to protect their children"
And just think of it iruka rlly did listen to his dad as think of the amount of times he protected naru 🐬
Once against enemy shinobi
Against mizuki:
And against mizuki again:
Not only did iruka save him physically by ofc helping him,feeding him but he also helped him mentally by being there for him and being the only one who treated him as a human for a while until ofc kakashi,sasuke and ppl like choji,kiba and shikamaru
Iruka took his papa's words srsly he never married or had kids but he had naruto.
Sakura: "If you could have one thing, anything, what would it be?"
Naruto: "Free ramen forever."
Sasuke: "Power."
Kakashi: "Iruka."
(They all turn to look at Kakashi)
Sakura: "...."
Sasuke: "...."
Naruto: "...."
Kakashi: "I will pay each of you a thousand dollars to never ever speak about this to anyone."
Kakashi* pops into Iruka's office: Are you reading fan fiction?
Iruka, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.
Kakashi: Oh, is it on AO3?
Iruka: This is CNN.
Aquí va otra aportación kkir 🫳🏾 🍆🐬✨💖✨💖✨
Anko: "Of all people you could have fallen in love with, you choose Hatake? Is there something wrong with that pretty head of yours?"
Iruka: "Yeah, I have no idea. One minute I'm hating on the man and the next minute I'm planning our wedding."
Anko: "Wedding?!"
Iruka: "Yeah, we're thinking about having a winter wedding. I guess Kakashi's parents married in the winter, and he wants to do the same. I think it's sweet."
Iruka: So Kakashi asked me "what are you into?"
Iruka: That is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?
Random Anbu 1: "You don't think he's blackmailing him, do you? I wouldn't think that Hatake is that type of man but you never know... I'm pretty sure that is a plot point in one of those books he likes to read."
Random Anbu 2: "I think it's a little too late to ask that. Iruka is a ride or die type of person. If he's grown attached to Hatake in anyway, it's over. And judging by the way he just skipped happily over to the man's house, I would say he's attached."
Random Anbu 1: "The Hokage is not going to be pleased."
Random Anbu 2: "The Hokage should have known better than to throw the Sensei into Hatake's arms. We both know Iruka likes to keep strays and Hatake might be the biggest stray of them all, other than that feral blonde kid of his."
Can I ...kiss ..you?
(promptly passes out)
written by @bagellord07 and illustrated by me <3