Kakashi/Sukea AU
Pairing: Kakashi/Sukea
Rating: NSFW
Sukea had turned the paper over then back again. It was an odd thing to received in their ANBU mailboxes about setting up a retirement plan. They were ANBU, they’d most likely die within the next few years. Still having the paper had made Sukea wonder about if such a thing actually happened?
Leave ANBU? Not really, once you were in you had to request to leave, which was pretty much ignored or it got ‘lost’ in a pile or you left in a body back. If they found the body that is or if the Hokage took you out for some reason. Most likely to go undercover or if you had an injury that they deemed you unusable.
As he laid on the bed Sukea read it over again along with the other side with that needed to be filled with his information on it when the window opened. So used to the window sliding up with a higher rank ANBU slipping through he waved the paper at the silver-haired male.
“Have you’ve seen this, Kakashi?” Pointing to the paper Sukea looked at his friend started to take off the armor. “Retirement. I've never heard anything about it before.”
“Yeah, I heard the high-Council thought they’d do us a favor by starting up a savings fund for it,” Kakashi looked over as he took off his vest setting it on the desk. “Not like we’ll ever be able to use it.”
“That’s what I was thinking.” Turning it over again Sukea sighed. “I wonder who thought this was a good idea.”
“Who knows?” Kicking off his shoes Kakashi pushed them under the desk before going over to climb onto the bed laying down next to Sukea taking the paper. “I got one too.”
“What’d you do with it?” Flipping onto his side Sukea resting his chin on his hand.
“I threw it away.” Looking over, his left eye closed, always closed. “Were you going to fill this out?”
“I don’t know, I thought about it,” Taking the paper back sitting up a little Sukea pointed to it tapping it a little. “What’s the worse that can happen?”
“You’ll waste the money you send in every month instead of using it for yourself.” Stretching Kakashi laid back arms under his head. “What’s the point? We’ll be dead eventually. You should spend the money now, Sukea.”
“Hmm,” Sukea hummed sitting up reading over the thing again, it was only about the fifth time still, it was interesting. “What if I fill it out and cancel it?”
“Do what you want,” Sitting up Kakashi moved closer sitting behind Sukea resting his chin on the other’s shoulder looking at the paper. “I think think it’s stupid.”
“I know you do,” Leaning back the brunettechew on this thumbnail. “I kinda of want to see it. If I have a goal in mind, this retirement, I might live a little longer. Maybe I should fill it out?”
“Mmhm,” Signing his attention to the other’s neck Kakashi started to kiss at it, leaving small butterfly trails down to between the neck and shoulder. “Or we do something else that’s way more fun.”
“Yeah, I guess,”
“Good,” grinning into his neck Kakashi continued to kiss down the other’s pale neck as he hands roamed down Sukea’s sides as his breathing started to deepen a little eager to get him onto the bed so they could… what was that sound? “Are you filling that out…?”
“I’m just putting my name down.”
“Sukea, you can do that later,”
“You’re right, later.”
Going back to what he was doing Kakashi managed to get his hands under Sukea’s shift when he noticed that his partner was still scribbling things down. Scowling Kakashi reached for the paper but Sukea held it out of arm's reach.
“Wait, I didn’t put my last name, it’s bothering me.”
“Fine, just hurry up,” Kakashi frown, glaring at the paper. “Come on,”
“Alright, there. See?” Sukea put the paper down on the nightstand before turning around putting his arms on Kakashi’s shoulder smiling at him eyes closed. “There. Now, what we’re gonna do?”
“This,” Smirking Kakashi leaned over to kiss Sukea deeply, pushing into his mouth as they pressed closer together. Being friends with benefits for the last few years had been one of the perks of them being assigned in the same ANBU ranks. Running his hands down Sukea’s backside Kakashi shivered when he heard that half moaning whimper. Moving them slowly so they were on the bed, Kakashi moved from the lips to the neck leaving marks on the pale neck while his hands worked to pull the shirt up, the feel of the fabric, the sound of pencil on paper- “Sukea!”
“I’m just putting on my birthday, it looks stupid with just my name on it.” Sueka shrugged holding the pencil and paper up when it was almost snagged. “Just let me fill up this one section, okay?”
“What- We’re kind of in the middle of something here!”
“Actually, we’re at the start so just let… there. See? My birthday is now on it.”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, put the damn thing down.”
“Alright, bossy,” Laughed Sukea putting it down as he laid down. “Better?”
“Yes. Wait.” Leaning over Kakashi opened the nightstand shoving the paper in it as well as grabbing the lube out before closing it. He took a moment before pushing the thing away a few inches. “Better.”
“I wasn’t going to get it again,” SUkea laughed covering his mouth. “Sorry, I didn’t realize you were so horny,”
“Now that that’s out of the way,” Smirking Kakashi sat back on the other’s hips pulling his shirt off tossing it somewhere on the floor. “Let’s get back to what’s important, shall we?”
Going in again Kakashi kissed Sukea trying to work him up so he’d forget about that damn paper. Their kissing soon turned into a heavy make-out session with them grinning their hips together as the heat started to build. Undressing down to just their boxers Kakashi was kissing down Sukea’s chest as those hands ran through his hair.
Moving back up to kissing along the collarbone Kakashi’s hands moved towards the hips fingers running over the waistband of the boxers starting to push them down so they could get to the best part-
“How old do you think we’d have to be to retire?”
Pulling back Kakashi looked at Suka, who was panting a bit, both their faces closed, they both clearly had freaking hard-ons so when this question came up Kakashi had no idea what the hell was going on for a full minute.
“What?”
“I said,” Sukea panted before gulping fanning himself to cool down a little. “How old do we have to be,” Panting. “To retire.”
“....Sukea, I’m trying to fuck you!”
“I know, it’s great, your really good at it, but-”
“Oh my god,” Kakashi plopped on Sukea looking at him as the other shinobi started to explain his thoughts on what could or couldn’t be a proper age to retire. “I don’t know, can’t this wait?”
“Well, yes, if you don’t know.”
“I don't. I know nothing about it, now can you please focus on sex?”
“Fine, I guess,”
Looking at him Kakashi narrowed his eyes. “You’re not going to get distracted…?”
“Positive.” Nodding Sukea smiled before cupping Kakashi’s face kissing him. “Let’s play,”
“I’ve been trying too,” Kakashi pushed Sukea down a little rough before whispering into his ear. “Looks like I need to find a way for you to focus on only me.”
Shivering Sukea moaned wrapping his arms and legs around Kakashi. “Oh? And how are you going to do that~?”
“I have my ways,”
Determined that they were going to have hot sweaty sex Kakashi pulled out every single skill he knew to get Sukea hot and wanting. Soon pressed together, the feel of the heat as he thrust into Sukea how was babbling something as they cling to each other until finally, the release came leaving them both panting in the afterglow.
“What if it’s a scam?”
“I should’ve fucked your mouth.”