-He looks GENUINELY offended.-
Excuse me? I take showers at least twice a day, depending on…a lot of variables. By the look of your hair it looks like you haven’t showered since 1989.
What are you trying to say? Are you asking for a challenge?
In my defense, my concern is less towards yourself and perhaps towards someone you may have talked with recently, for if it was strong enough to linger on you then-
[He has inadvertently engaged himself in a battle between hair noodles. His own mirrored offense flashes, but he postures himself confidently. He can wait for the terms of the battle, or he can be a bit reckless- because who knows one better than oneself?]
I accept.










