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dismisses

I can't believe it's already 2017

dismisses

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

4lienmatt

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

dismisses

No no no lol please don’t

soft-grunge-lesbian

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

deadcrabs-blog

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB

october-seeds-blog

About right

abelsmasher69

N O

fat-mabari

Someone is doing a terrible job. Good lord…

ayelander-deactivated20181219

#his #lmao

homebeccer

Reblog with your name and the name your parents almost gave you in the tags

If you are using a name you picked yourself, use the name you went with and the name you almost went with.

#name I go with is Oliver or Rae #name I'm so thankful I didn't go with is vern

yukimurakeiko-deactivated201901

the worst!!! thing!!! is having certain names POISONED for you……every time you hear That Name your gut twists and you feel sick and unsettled or angry

flowisaconstruct-deactivated202

This reminds me of a post I saw the other day where a guy was saying “you never realize how many people you hate until you try to pick a name for your baby” and it’s so true. You and your mate will be sitting there going “No, it can’t be Jessica, that bitch stole my necklace in 3rd grade.”

beachdeath

#that’s why so many parents are naming their kids bullshit things like brayden #you don’t have beef with any braydens because there aren’t any braydens over the age of 5 in this world

americaamericaisme

I have literally the most boring view in class..

oliverthebestking

yo i starred at the teachers computer the whole time in her class

To celebrate the 38th anniversary of the liberation of Da Nang, the government of Vietnam has constructed the world’s largest dragon-shaped bridge over the Han River. Not only is it the steel bridge the largest of its type in the world, but it is covered in over 2,500 LED lights also it breathes fire. Construction on Vietnam’s massive 545-foot dragon bridge began in 2009. Now, four years and $85 million later, the eye-catching bridge is complete. More info about this here

pharcydes

“the worlds largest dragon shaped bridge”

phantomdoodler

how many other dragon shaped bridges am I missing out on

nicolasechs

This is a very important question.

itsbenedict

google returns pretty much just pictures of that bridge, plus a handful of dragon-themed bridges from video games, but i did manage to find this one in Germany:

which as you can see is clearly smaller than the one in Vietnam, so it looks like the claim holds up

greenekangaroo

okay this is cool

nonbinary-totty-blog

I dare you to reblog with your bra size.

kidpxv

#36c

tastefullyoffensive

“Work was hell today.” (comic by AxbyMag)

may kid:my birthday is perfectly place in the middle of the year so i get one present at christmas and one in may and its so nice cause i never have to wait long and i couldnt deal with having a birthday in winter and eww the weather you cant have a cool party

december kid: looks into the camera like they're on the office

#imma may kid #i don't even do birthday parties tho

fajdskldsjfdjslkdoodlingfanboy

Reblog if you’re older than the Nintendo GameCube

bigboykings

Every day next week will be the same backwards: 5/10/15 5/11/15 5/12/15 5/13/15 5/14/15 5/15/15 5/16/15 5/17/15

backtoabnormal-deactivated20180

Bruh

yaboydeactivating-deactivated20

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

thotdell

why yall stay bitter go eat your bean toast

another-nonsense-deactivated201

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

lasombritas

oh

jellicle-ball

#i am a people not a water

thankers

Hey there! My name is Meg and I’m a 16 year old girl with a rare disease called Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. EDS is a rare disease that affects every cell in my body, it is causing my body to literally destroy itself and is getting worse every day. I became ill at 13 years old, by the age of 14 i was wheelchair bound. When i was 15, i was left completely bed bound due to severe complications in my head and neck. My brain is sinking in my head, causing my spine to collapse, this is causing my brain stem to twist and spinal cord to bend - it is putting pressure on my windpipe when I move and makes breathing very difficult. The days are dark and right now, there is no light.

But i am not giving up

in order to keep fighting i need an incredibly complex surgery to stabilise and correct the problems in my cervical spine and skull.. This surgery has never been performed in my country before so i have to get american surgeons involved. There are a lot of expenses that I simply cannot afford.

I used to have a blog with 25,000 incredible followers that helped me stay strong but my blog was hacked and deleted the other day. i used my blog to raise money for my very expensive medical needs and now I’m earning nothing. I remade, with the same url, hoping that i will be able to raise/earn more money. i will not give up. i have fought so hard, i can’t give up. So if you have a few pounds/dollars/euros/etc that you don’t need or whatever then i would really appreciate if you could donate to my gofundme, which is: http://www.gofundme.com/team-meg

Alternatively, if you do not have money to spare, I have ads on my blogs. This is my humour blog and this is my main blog. All I need from you is 1 click on each ad, keep the tab open for five minutes and you will be helping me out hugely. It takes very little effort and it has a huge impact.

Thank you so much for reading this and sharing/donating/etc. i really appreciate it, have a wonderful day <3