We clean stuff

So please stop almost destroying the school

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

Intro post

First it was the Roses’ Goyen trashing the library, then the Knights boy and his fire that destroyed an entire tower, now the ice Tama girl covered the entire school in ice, there are leeches running around, and we are tired.

One of us (hi, I’m Amara, the one that runs the blog in behalf of everyone else) found out a lot of students and staff were in this app, so we decided to join. And remind all of you that Tama use should only be in the gym, sports’ fields, or during emergencies unless you’re part of the staff.

Please stop destroying the school.

(Hi there, this a rp blog ran by @fantaghoul ! Feel free to interact)

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

Dw, next hear will xome agaun and next camping trip

It’ll only come if the school isn’t destroyed in the meantime… but well, we’ll see if we can hold on that long 😞

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

We miss when everyone was gone camping already whyyyyyyyyy. Our peace and quietttttttt 🥲

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Everyone’s gone to the camping trip, which means the school might actually be fine for once… Man thank the stars, hope no one dies on that trip, but at least if they do we won’t to clean up the body! This is such a nice break for us!

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Wow, so many comments about tamaless people being soulless demons. How great. We totally don’t regret making an account. Comments like that circulating around all of Mestras when one of us goes over to buy anything. How wonderful. We’re all completely fine with that.

At least there’s been less incidents that resulted in mass destruction this week?… Though that might mostly be because of all the hospitalized people.

[griffin-wells]

say bye-bye to Ragno’s room

Your room is next turtle boy👿

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

WHY IS THERE A FIRE IN THE DORMS. WHY. WHY. NOT AGAIN.

(Several of them start bringing buckets of water to put it out. It doesn’t seem to be helping much.)

[griffin-wells]

I was never here😜

(turns invisible, and runs away

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

@kal-asterock-grounds HELP THERE’S A FIRE IN A STUDENTS DORM AND WE CAN’T PUT IT OUT. IT’S ALMOST SPREAD TO THE ENTIRE ROOM HELP

[kal-asterock-grounds]

OUT OF THE WAY

(He shows up with The Hose. It takes a bit, but the fire dies down.)

... We have so much water damage to deal with in this school.

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

We’ll deal with that later but thank you so much Gyes 🥲

[griffin-wells]

say bye-bye to Ragno’s room

Your room is next turtle boy👿

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

WHY IS THERE A FIRE IN THE DORMS. WHY. WHY. NOT AGAIN.

(Several of them start bringing buckets of water to put it out. It doesn’t seem to be helping much.)

[griffin-wells]

I was never here😜

(turns invisible, and runs away

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

@kal-asterock-grounds HELP THERE’S A FIRE IN A STUDENTS DORM AND WE CAN’T PUT IT OUT. IT’S ALMOST SPREAD TO THE ENTIRE ROOM HELP

[griffin-wells]

say bye-bye to Ragno’s room

Your room is next turtle boy👿

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

WHY IS THERE A FIRE IN THE DORMS. WHY. WHY. NOT AGAIN.

(Several of them start bringing buckets of water to put it out. It doesn’t seem to be helping much.)

[kal-asterockcookingclub]

Hey there, any chance any of you could teach some of us how to bake cookies? They’ve started getting kinda expensive in Mestras and we like having them in our supply closets for when we’re resting

— @kal-asterok-cleaning-staff

Of course we can. We wouldn't staff going hungry, no would we. Stop by tomorrow and we'll be happy to help!

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

Thank you! We appreciate your help!

[kal-asterock-ref]

Hey fellow staff the last week and a half or so has been wild do you guys want to go to trivia night tn?

@kal-asterok-cleaning-staff

@kal-asterock-grounds

@gorotama-announcer-official

@the-starlit-archive

Ooc: yes the goyens are excluded on purpose, lmk if there's any ones I forgot

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That would be pretty fun, count most of us there

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Can we get like… a therapist?? Some of us think the kids might seriously need something like that- the goyens too actually- maybe just everyone in this cursed school-

(Also we can’t really complain cause most of us won’t get hired easily anywhere else but. Shouldn’t everyone working here (probably even some of the Goyens) get a raise or something?? At least? Some more help for @healer-ossain with how many injuries there’d been?? How are most people still standing???? How are we still alive???)

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

We’re handing out flashlights in case anyone finds the leeched student and doesn’t have any means to make light. We’re over at the south floor

[casper-ferreiro]

Does anyone have any cleaning supplies?

I’m going to need a lot, a certain twelve year old had a lot of poop (which I don’t know how he got) and he dumped it in my room.

@rosesgoyen, discipline your student.

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

We have been summoned! Would you like reinforcements to clean it all? It is our job, though we understand you might want privacy since it’s your room.

The next Roses player that brings dung inside is cleaning it without help no matter what the Goyen says.

[casper-ferreiro]

Yeah, I would definitely like help.

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

Cleaning supplies and staff to help coming right up!

[casper-ferreiro]

Does anyone have any cleaning supplies?

I’m going to need a lot, a certain twelve year old had a lot of poop (which I don’t know how he got) and he dumped it in my room.

@rosesgoyen, discipline your student.

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

We have been summoned! Would you like reinforcements to clean it all? It is our job, though we understand you might want privacy since it’s your room.

The next Roses player that brings dung inside is cleaning it without help no matter what the Goyen says.

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

What’s it like cleaning up after ralfio

We use so so much soap to clean off the colors. Can't blame the kid though, even if he should seek medical help for his nausea issues. Every year there's at least one person with a tama that gives us more work, it's not out of the ordinary.

And he's never come close to destroying anything in the school so-

[gorotama-announcer-official]

Has anyone seen the keys to the knights announcement booth?

I lost the main copy of it awhile ago and I’ve started to notice that my stuff is starting to get slightly moved where it isn’t noticeable but IS inconvenient so if you have them please return them and stop messing with my stuff.

Thank you

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

We have not seen the keys around, but we have emergency copies of them for cleaning. If you don’t find the keys, we’ll be happy to lend them.

[kal-asterok-cleaning-staff]

This is for you guys, Kal Asterock's cleaning faculty! (Hands them paper medals with "Kal Asterock's safe adults" written on them) Thank you for not trying to endanger us!

…thank you. We will treasure them.

(If anyone entered the supply closet with the cleanliness ranking board, they’d see some of the paper medals hanged up proudly next to it.)