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@kal-asterock-ref
Kal Asterock Referee Account
Hey I'm Corwynn, the official gorotama referee. Heard a lot of students (and a weird amount of my coworkers) are here so I figured I'd see what's up.
OOC:
this account is run by @pathetic-dead-fish
you will be blocked if you send anything gross or offensive
Link to rp blogs masterpost here
Baü, I'm so unbelievably sorry for the way I spoke to you before. Unless Surya locked my office when he left there is still chocolate there. And I am... free to talk. Though I'll understand if you don't want that now.
- @knightsgoyen
Aren't you supposed to be, like, locked up in the infirmary right now?
Chocolate sounds good, though.
I'm in the infirmary now, yes. That won't stop me from holding a conversation if you need it.
And it means you won't run into me in my office, if you don't want to see me at all.
I kind of just want to sleep.
Everything's been so much.
And, we still have practice, apparently, so that's just great. I can barely breathe because the air is so thick from all the melting ice. And, when I try and escape the problems, I'm roped back into them anyway, no thanks to you. So, I'm really tired, and I have a headache, and I still have to go to practice tomorrow, and I don't even want to play our next match, but I have to do that too because we don't have a reserve keeper.
Sorry. I'm fine!
... Right. I'm not entirely sure, but there is a chance the next few matches really will be cancelled. If that helps at all?
You're going to cancel matches because two players have lost their tamas? Re-order the schedule! Have players come out from the bench!! What are you talking about man!!!!!! The kids take out their aggression on the field all the time it's not going to be different because you know why they're upset!!
It's like you want me to be forced on an unpaid leave honestly
In case you missed it somehow, there are multiple dangerous tama leeches loose in the school, our librarian lost her tama, our students are suffering, and we do not have the resources to host a light show while this is going on.
I'm sorry for how I spoke to you earlier but it's ridiculous to force them to play during this.
The librarians are great! Such fun! Super friendly! Not essential to the playing of gorotama.
I absolutely agree that affected students shouldn't be forced to play but the physical effects of the leeches wear off within a day. They're fine, and if they're not they know to talk to their goyens.
And I don't think you understand just how loaded this school is. Do you really think this is the first bad incident? They'll keep it quiet and it'll be business as usual within the week. As always.
Gorotama isn't for the faint-hearted and it will cost the school loads if you start cancelling matches.
ThE eFfEcTs WeAr OfF- I am not in the mood. The physical effects may, but what about psychological?
If the school is loaded they can afford to have a small handful of matches cancelled or postponed.
Hey man you know your fellow goyens are all crazy right. Those kids aren't getting less traumatized. They take it out on each other anyways!! At least this way they have an outlet.
When did Kal Asterock start hiring such weenies? The knights were faring perfectly well in matches without a goyen and I'm not convinced you've ever coached before in your life. If you're worried about their mental health, become a guidance counselor!
Hey Dragon Striker RP-ers! (Bau's rp-er here)
Magic anon (so no mean tama/leech, no nice tama/leech, no freaky friday, etc) truce starts now!
For the next 32 hours, please don't:
Send magic anons
Respond to magic anons
Thank you, go have fun with the current fallout!!!!
Baü, I'm so unbelievably sorry for the way I spoke to you before. Unless Surya locked my office when he left there is still chocolate there. And I am... free to talk. Though I'll understand if you don't want that now.
- @knightsgoyen
Aren't you supposed to be, like, locked up in the infirmary right now?
Chocolate sounds good, though.
I'm in the infirmary now, yes. That won't stop me from holding a conversation if you need it.
And it means you won't run into me in my office, if you don't want to see me at all.
I kind of just want to sleep.
Everything's been so much.
And, we still have practice, apparently, so that's just great. I can barely breathe because the air is so thick from all the melting ice. And, when I try and escape the problems, I'm roped back into them anyway, no thanks to you. So, I'm really tired, and I have a headache, and I still have to go to practice tomorrow, and I don't even want to play our next match, but I have to do that too because we don't have a reserve keeper.
Sorry. I'm fine!
... Right. I'm not entirely sure, but there is a chance the next few matches really will be cancelled. If that helps at all?
You're going to cancel matches because two players have lost their tamas? Re-order the schedule! Have players come out from the bench!! What are you talking about man!!!!!! The kids take out their aggression on the field all the time it's not going to be different because you know why they're upset!!
It's like you want me to be forced on an unpaid leave honestly
In case you missed it somehow, there are multiple dangerous tama leeches loose in the school, our librarian lost her tama, our students are suffering, and we do not have the resources to host a light show while this is going on.
I'm sorry for how I spoke to you earlier but it's ridiculous to force them to play during this.
The librarians are great! Such fun! Super friendly! Not essential to the playing of gorotama.
I absolutely agree that affected students shouldn't be forced to play but the physical effects of the leeches wear off within a day. They're fine, and if they're not they know to talk to their goyens.
And I don't think you understand just how loaded this school is. Do you really think this is the first bad incident? They'll keep it quiet and it'll be business as usual within the week. As always.
Gorotama isn't for the faint-hearted and it will cost the school loads if you start cancelling matches.
Baü, I'm so unbelievably sorry for the way I spoke to you before. Unless Surya locked my office when he left there is still chocolate there. And I am... free to talk. Though I'll understand if you don't want that now.
- @knightsgoyen
Aren't you supposed to be, like, locked up in the infirmary right now?
Chocolate sounds good, though.
I'm in the infirmary now, yes. That won't stop me from holding a conversation if you need it.
And it means you won't run into me in my office, if you don't want to see me at all.
I kind of just want to sleep.
Everything's been so much.
And, we still have practice, apparently, so that's just great. I can barely breathe because the air is so thick from all the melting ice. And, when I try and escape the problems, I'm roped back into them anyway, no thanks to you. So, I'm really tired, and I have a headache, and I still have to go to practice tomorrow, and I don't even want to play our next match, but I have to do that too because we don't have a reserve keeper.
Sorry. I'm fine!
... Right. I'm not entirely sure, but there is a chance the next few matches really will be cancelled. If that helps at all?
You're going to cancel matches because two players have lost their tamas? Re-order the schedule! Have players come out from the bench!! What are you talking about man!!!!!! The kids take out their aggression on the field all the time it's not going to be different because you know why they're upset!!
It's like you want me to be forced on an unpaid leave honestly
hi bau's rp-er here!!
glad we are having fun with the leech stuff!!!! but uh. can we agree to a leech truce for like 32 hours after everyone currently leeched/tama'd/other dark personality altering magics have worn off/been deleeched etc.
we need some time to handle the fall out and also i fear some of the smaller rp-ers are getting drowned out in this mess. (it really is the burning fire meme.)
so terms of the truce, open to amendment, after everyone has been deleeched:
no sending leech/tama asks
no responding to leech/tama asks
Ooc: pretty please
So, to recap, half the school is ice, people are getting possessed, goyens are either trapped or worked to the bone trying to wrangle the possessions, there might be a cult, Naledi is in the infirmary, a student has passed out... did I miss anything?
Okay, I'm coming up to the school. Something tells me you're gonna need some extra hands.
Alternatively, you hole up with me on one of the fields and we stay far far away from the leeches and out-of-control children ?
Hey I might take you up on that offer… if I wasn’t stuck in the Rose’s announcement booth… but I’ll see if I can join ya in abit
Oh I'll come to the roses pitch! We can go over records from old games, talk about the tactical merits of different tamas, check what the team rosters are (I've heard there's been some trades), and avoid whatever is going on inside the school!!
Sure! You may have to break some of the aforementioned ice to get in the door because that may be the reason I’m stuck here in the first place… Also yes there has been so many trades and I’ve had to change all of my notes
I meannnn what if I just break the window
Who would know no one would know there are so many things we can blame it on I'm pretty sure the students are on a blood hunt for one of the goyens rn
Do you feel this empty, too?
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Go fuck yourself. Did Naledi put you up to this? I'll kill her.
.......
Alright
Students of KAL Asterock
We're setting up a barricade
In front of the infirmary
All Captain's are expected to be there with their team
@captainssyelle-atyourservice
@casper-ferreiro
@c4llistaferreiro
@conan-villani
@little-ass-lilas
Oh shit
@lotus-the-parasight
@tammy-shoppingcart
@rumble-bee-bea
@ihatemyunclesuryasunspear
@rosesgoyen
@imnotgayforalvinceiswear
@tiffania-bubblegum-obolas
I’M HERE CAPTAIN-!! What’s going on??
Iwas in the middle of a gorotama game with Baü..
I think Ansell is about to try and kill Naledi,,, and we can’t let him.
WHAT.
Well, im here to help!!
I could make Ansell hallucinate so he cant find Naledi? But for that we need to find Ansell himself..
That’s a very good plan, Lotus!
YESSS! Thank you Captain!
So…do we know where he is?
….no.
All of you need to mind your business or I'll cancel every game until you graduate. And this time it isn't a weak bluff.
YOU'RE GOING TO WHAT.
@goyen-sugoi @goyensanga @robbed4twentyyears @rosesgoyen are you really going to let the newest goyen just do whatever he wants??????
The Goyens are handling the situation. He's been infected with a mind parasite that's been targeting students and staff alike. It's not him doing this. He'll be freed soon.
-Naledi
This is making me think the staff need to be more organized there's simply no reason for the kids to be the ones trying to put themselves between a raging goyen and their injured coworker.
The only people threatening people in this building should be the kids on account of them being kids.
Looks like someone only cares if games might get cancelled, huh? Besides, I'm not raging. They're all idiots. Someone would have seen me if I were really on my way to the infirmary. I'm not stupid.
It's almost like there's a number of adults whose job it is to worry about the children 24/7 and I am not one of them. You are one of those people and in my very limited interactions with you it's become evident that you're worse at it than goyen sunspear.
Frankly I'm shocked you were hired in the first place someone with this horrible an attitude is not well-suited to being a coach.
So, to recap, half the school is ice, people are getting possessed, goyens are either trapped or worked to the bone trying to wrangle the possessions, there might be a cult, Naledi is in the infirmary, a student has passed out... did I miss anything?
Okay, I'm coming up to the school. Something tells me you're gonna need some extra hands.
Alternatively, you hole up with me on one of the fields and we stay far far away from the leeches and out-of-control children ?
Hey I might take you up on that offer… if I wasn’t stuck in the Rose’s announcement booth… but I’ll see if I can join ya in abit
Oh I'll come to the roses pitch! We can go over records from old games, talk about the tactical merits of different tamas, check what the team rosters are (I've heard there's been some trades), and avoid whatever is going on inside the school!!
Do you feel this empty, too?
...
...
...
Go fuck yourself. Did Naledi put you up to this? I'll kill her.
.......
Alright
Students of KAL Asterock
We're setting up a barricade
In front of the infirmary
All Captain's are expected to be there with their team
@captainssyelle-atyourservice
@casper-ferreiro
@c4llistaferreiro
@conan-villani
@little-ass-lilas
Oh shit
@lotus-the-parasight
@tammy-shoppingcart
@rumble-bee-bea
@ihatemyunclesuryasunspear
@rosesgoyen
@imnotgayforalvinceiswear
@tiffania-bubblegum-obolas
I’M HERE CAPTAIN-!! What’s going on??
Iwas in the middle of a gorotama game with Baü..
I think Ansell is about to try and kill Naledi,,, and we can’t let him.
WHAT.
Well, im here to help!!
I could make Ansell hallucinate so he cant find Naledi? But for that we need to find Ansell himself..
That’s a very good plan, Lotus!
YESSS! Thank you Captain!
So…do we know where he is?
….no.
All of you need to mind your business or I'll cancel every game until you graduate. And this time it isn't a weak bluff.
YOU'RE GOING TO WHAT.
@goyen-sugoi @goyensanga @robbed4twentyyears @rosesgoyen are you really going to let the newest goyen just do whatever he wants??????
The Goyens are handling the situation. He's been infected with a mind parasite that's been targeting students and staff alike. It's not him doing this. He'll be freed soon.
-Naledi
This is making me think the staff need to be more organized there's simply no reason for the kids to be the ones trying to put themselves between a raging goyen and their injured coworker.
The only people threatening people in this building should be the kids on account of them being kids.
Do you feel this empty, too?
...
...
...
Go fuck yourself. Did Naledi put you up to this? I'll kill her.
.......
Alright
Students of KAL Asterock
We're setting up a barricade
In front of the infirmary
All Captain's are expected to be there with their team
@captainssyelle-atyourservice
@casper-ferreiro
@c4llistaferreiro
@conan-villani
@little-ass-lilas
Oh shit
@lotus-the-parasight
@tammy-shoppingcart
@rumble-bee-bea
@ihatemyunclesuryasunspear
@rosesgoyen
@imnotgayforalvinceiswear
@tiffania-bubblegum-obolas
I’M HERE CAPTAIN-!! What’s going on??
Iwas in the middle of a gorotama game with Baü..
I think Ansell is about to try and kill Naledi,,, and we can’t let him.
WHAT.
Well, im here to help!!
I could make Ansell hallucinate so he cant find Naledi? But for that we need to find Ansell himself..
That’s a very good plan, Lotus!
YESSS! Thank you Captain!
So…do we know where he is?
….no.
All of you need to mind your business or I'll cancel every game until you graduate. And this time it isn't a weak bluff.
YOU'RE GOING TO WHAT.
@goyen-sugoi @goyensanga @robbed4twentyyears @rosesgoyen are you really going to let the newest goyen just do whatever he wants??????
Gay or European
Wouldn't you like to know weather boy
Hey we haven't met yet but I'm Corwynn, kal asterock's gorotama referee. Apparently the school's been in chaos so I hope you've been avoiding the leeches and/or children attacking people
- @kal-asterock-ref
I'm fine. Fuck off.
Oh wonderful so nice to have another colorful addition to kal asterock's staff
One normal goyen I wanted ONE normal goyen
So, to recap, half the school is ice, people are getting possessed, goyens are either trapped or worked to the bone trying to wrangle the possessions, there might be a cult, Naledi is in the infirmary, a student has passed out... did I miss anything?
Okay, I'm coming up to the school. Something tells me you're gonna need some extra hands.
Alternatively, you hole up with me on one of the fields and we stay far far away from the leeches and out-of-control children ?
Nah, thanks for the offer, but I've already decided to look out for them kids. I'm the one catching them off those islands. Not a lot of reliable adults in this place, might as well be one.
I'll remember you 🫡
Come by my office if you need to hide or something
So, to recap, half the school is ice, people are getting possessed, goyens are either trapped or worked to the bone trying to wrangle the possessions, there might be a cult, Naledi is in the infirmary, a student has passed out... did I miss anything?
Okay, I'm coming up to the school. Something tells me you're gonna need some extra hands.
Alternatively, you hole up with me on one of the fields and we stay far far away from the leeches and out-of-control children ?
You know, all this alone time has let me create an elaborate surveillance system with all the crows I had outside of the catacombs. So don't worry about seeing one, that's just me.
I'm sorry sir did you just say you're using your tama to spy on the entire school?
I like the way you think
We're having an outbreak of leeches and possible illegal tama usage that severely alters people's personalities. Once the situation is safe, I will stop.
We're having a what. I just assumed you were spying on the other banner teams but this sounds like I should flee the premises
You know, all this alone time has let me create an elaborate surveillance system with all the crows I had outside of the catacombs. So don't worry about seeing one, that's just me.
I'm sorry sir did you just say you're using your tama to spy on the entire school?
I like the way you think
