"sans guy"

he/void | 18 ask me about my visions of untold horrors

[kalamariking]

yo

heres my lazy ass intro because im getting re hyperfixated on strange hill high, hence digging this account up from the grave

im void or kalamari

he/void

18

gatorboy

i speak both english and turkish

i loveeeee horror, puppets and stop motion animation. my special interest is homestuck and specifically the character gamzee makara from it. im so not normal about him. oh my lord. that clown haunts me. i also yumeship with him!

my main fandoms are homestuck, tmnt, south park, limbus company and scott pilgrim

i love all kinds of music, but my favourite genres are digital hardcore, horrorcore, noise, industrial and all its subgenres

no dni, i block freely

im anti harassment over ships

i may also swear a lot or post darker content, so be wary, but nothing nsfw or heavily dark will be posted on this account

[the-little-armored-one]

Rough concepts (WhiteboardFox doodles and a coloration of one) of what i call.... Croydoninja and Stephurai!! This exist solely cause i misspelled Croydonia and it autocorrected to 'Croy ninja'. Thinking of making an episode revolving around Stephanie and Croydonia becoming some sort of evil fighting duo (Croydonia fights with golden hoops akin to shurikens, and Steph got her katana as a samurai) that the trio need to work together to defeat. Will make proper references later!

[ssirensong]

Daniel if he was truly evil...

[kalamariking]

king mitchell

[kalamariking]

strange hill high queer headcannons!! part 3

[kalamariking]

strange hill high queer headcannons!! part 2

[kalamariking]

strange hill high queer headcannons for pride month!! part 1

(nearly) every character

[kalamariking]

figuring out how to draw shh characters by getting them onto paper first

[trenchpng]

* bishop may put on this tough guy persona and present himself as the resident school bully but in reality that kid does not have a single mean bone in his body. he's a follower if anything, an accessory to teasing. bishop isn't one to pick a fight or take charge. instead he stands back awkwardly and follows the lead of his friends.

it's not that any comments he does make have any real bite to them in the first place. none of it ever feels malicious, not even when he was teasing templeton for having a crush on cate. it felt more akin to playful teasing than any attempt at vicious mockery. no different to something mitchell would say even supported by the fact he agreed and joined in. if anything he seems to treat being a bully as some weird nine to five he clocks in and out of.

whenever he gets a chance to be antagonist on his own accord he just doesn't take it. he doesn't torment abercrombie. he just offers him to a game of checkers and the worst thing he ever does in his body is make him spit out mediocre rap. he doesn't bat an eyelid at all the times mitchell has mocked him to his face. during the schools chess tournament he doesn't belittle his visibly nerdy opponent and instead tries to play along despite knowing nothing about the game.

hell even bishop's official character description mitchell's guide to strange hill high supports him having a softer side and so it begs the question: why does he feel the need to pigeon himself into such a role in the first place? it's not as if he's good at it nor does it seem like it's something he enjoys doing. is he overcompensating? is he just trying to fit in? show off and make himself look cool? who's to say but what is for certain is that he's not fooling anyone.

[ssirensong]

Making new pride headcanons for SHH characters (not all of them, just some).

First, main trio

Mitchell: AroAce (he/they)

Becky: Pansexual (she/her)

Templeton: Bisexual (he/they/it)

Next, the GOATs (bully trio + Gazza and Donald cus I consider them part of it too)

Lucas: Gay, Polyamorous (he/him)

Tyson: Bisexual, Polyamorous (he/him)

Bishop: Trans (FtM), Gay, Polyamorous (he/they/we)

Gazza: Non-Binary, Demisexual (they/them)

Donald: Gay, Demisexual (he/they)

Also ship chart for the bullies (+ Gazza and Donald)

To summarize, polyrulers (with Gazza and Donald dating Bishop). Polyrulers is peak fr

[your-fav-is-objectum]

Murdoch (Strange Hill High) is Objectum!

He's romantically attracted to the school electric generator [aka Genny] and has a lawnmower ex girlfriend [specifically the one you drive according to the book that confirms it]

Requested by anonymous.

[the-little-armored-one]

That post got me thinkin about Murdoch.. Am pretty sure it been confirmed that the Health and Safety kid was him when he was younger, thinking about this scene in particular where he messes with the electric transformer. Maybe he had his objectum awakening here....

Also, another thing about him. Like to think he part of a rock band in his youth, or at the very least a big fan of the genre, mainly due to what i think is the David Bowie Aladdin Sane lightning both he got painted over his face? Also in Snide Piper, he mention liking rock music. Dunno, this dude fun to think about.

[geek4tr0n]

(not gonna use my divider anymore just cuz uh that'll be quicker okay bye)

Did one of my quick one way doodles, with Bishop from Strange Hill High!! Been binge watching the show so I decided to do another doodle of one of these guys:))

This one way doodle consists of crayons, highlighter, sharpie, expo markers and regular printer paper

Extra info on what I call a one way doodle::

Basically is just a drawing where you don't fix it and immediately do it. Just grab the first thing you see and don't try and fix anything. It's to help those creative juices flow in that brain of yours!!

[txtapollo]

the only thing more powerful than a weird little girl is a weird middle aged woman. the only thing more powerful than a weird middle aged woman is a weird old lady. and the only thing more powerful than a weird old lady is a weird little girl. thus the world is balanced.

[hemoanarchists]

Dirk: My semi ironic enjoyment of puppets has many layers, from the symbolism of the puppet master to the motifs of heart and the self and the control that come from that. Puppets serve a more overt purpose, they are less played with as they are commanded, influenced. Overall they also hold more mature implication then the others of their categorical objecthood, while dolls and plush animals hold much more immature and childish association. Stuffed animals only reach that level of maturity and respect when they are made from real animals. An adult acquires a taxidermy to display in his home, a child acquires a stuffed animal to populate the ecosystem of their beds. In turn, the difference between a puppet and a doll are the strings that command the puppet, or the hole in its ass allowing the puppet’s mouth to move. As an enjoyers of puppets it’s only reasonable I would find similar appreciation for craftsmanship and of the puppet’s cousin, the doll. There really is no reason for me to reject an entire medium of art and craftmenship due to the immature and feminine socialital association.

Jade: do you want me to buy draculaura for you and you can pay me back?

Dirk: Yes.

[hemoanarchists]

[amygdalae]

Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

[amygdalae]

Woo! Yeah! Woohoo! Yippee! Hell yeah! Woo!

[amygdalae]

[kalamariking]

i love hexagonal shapes hooray hooray hooray

[lathez-deactivated20250626]

Skyrim Warhammers Tiered on Whackability

F-Tier: Dawnguard Rune, Orcish, Ebony

These are far too pointy and lack weight. Especially Dawnguard Rune. I enjoy the elegant cylindrical head, but it's giving aluminum. The Ebony Warhammer is actually quite ugly and inelegant, and the Orcish Warhammer has such a large mouth that it's no good for whacking at all. BAD.

D-Tier: Iron, Steel, Dwarven

Mhm, mhm, yes yes. Much more solid here, however, both steel and iron are still far too pointy. Dwarven is perfect for cudgeling, however, it unfortunately looks too small and lacks weight. 0/10 would not whack it.

C-Tier: Nordic, Daedric, Glass, Elven

A truly reprehensible level of pointy, however, these hammers clearly have some weight to them and can WHACK. I especially feel that the Elven Warhammer would be excellent for whacking.

B-Tier: Volendrung, Champion's Cudgel, Ancient Nord Warhammer

Volendrung could feasibly be S tier but they overdesigned it and made it fucking POINTY. Solid whack but NO POINTY.

Champion's Cudgel is pointy done correctly. Love the tenderizer. But not higher because I don't like the looks of that head weld.

Ancient Nord Warhammer is one solid whack, however I doubt its structural integrity, I do feel that the handle may snap.

A-Tier: Dragonbone

NOW THAT'S A SOLID WHACK. Idk why it has a little keychain holder but sure. Who tf is gonna run up on the guy with a dragon hip bone hammer? Structurally solid. Based. Nice quality welds. If you're using any hammer below this tier, kill yourself.

S-Tier: Stahlrim Warhammer

This is the SINGLE GREATEST WEAPON IN SKYRIM. THIS IS A GIANT PIECE OF ICE ROCK ATTACHED TO A HANDLE. WHACK. WHACK WHACK. WHACK WHACK. 10/10 WOULD FUCKING WHACK.