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[buonbella]

Shhh.. nothing underneath 🤫

❤︎‬ MY SECRET SPOT ❤︎

[chaoticbatfam]

i've said before that i love the english teacher jason todd headcanon but a similar one i think is very much overlooked is art teacher damian. in fact, i don't think i've ever seen it before. but i think it would be AWESOME hahaha

Damian: *carrying a large box* occasionally, my own sophisticated vernacular does not do justice to a situation . . . so to paraphrase one of my students . . . this sucks ass Jon: *grabs box, then raises brows* i was going to tease you for that . . . but yeah. this thing is freakin' heavy. what is this??? damian: *looking EXTREMELY tired* clay. for my students to make . . . sculputes out of. jon: *weary* why the hesitation? damian: more often than not their sculptures are more bomb than sculpture. jon: . . . ah. how does that work exactly? damian: *staring into the distance* now why would i trust you with the knowledge of how to make a bomb, jonathan.

Damian: welcome to class, students. today we will be participating in one of my personal favorite mediums, painting student: what do we paint? damian: anything but batman. i know you enjoy memorializing vigilantes in your art, but he angered me last night and as such the sight of him would sicken me students: one brave soul: what did he do? daminan: *straight-faced* he ate the last of the peanut butter in the pantry and failed to buy a new jar. now, for the paintings--

jason: *groaning, head resting on the papers strewn over his table* god, my students are so dumb damian: *framing and hanging up art pieces gifted to him by his students* i cannot say i relate, todd jason: *under his breath* fuck you too

damian: *peering over jason's shoudler at grading jason is doing* what is all this? the red marker? jason: *chugging coffee like its a shot* mistakes i have to correct for them damian: *frowns* that is a lot of mistakes. jason: how 'bout you? how'd your students do on their assignment? damian: well, jenn forgot that we'd moved on from abstracts, so her landscape appears as if it has stepped foot out of a picasso rather than the monet it should have been, but i have graded her with the abstract scale rather than the realism given that it was a simple mistake. her usage of tones and textures impressed me, and while the expressionism and irrealism is slightly off-putting in a landscape, i have found it quite pleasing to the eye. jason: i have no fucking clue what you just said but okay

[scottbuggy]

the gang (inspired by turnipoddity's work.)

[mishmer]

Come on, Anders! On the bounce!

[zuzuzolsstuff]

Pudding appreciation team

[sackoflower]

nooo don't pull my panties to the side while i'm so so sleepy! no please don't feel how wet i am and then stroke yourself while you're pressed up against me! pleaseee no

[vocaloid-obsession]

Cause I’m too invested, I feel possessed

Am I crazy for wanting us to be mutually obsessed?

More art below the cut!

Look me in the eye, say you need me to survive

Anything to make you mine, even if it's only one more night..

Even without fanon & headcanons this man has dedicated all his time and life to the Mike grind and would do and wants to and will do anything and everything for tenna. No way this guy has just a lil crush. Battat being a little obsessed just makes sense to me. And with fanon and my headcanons (Battat experiencing heavy loss and becoming very clingy, Battat incredibly paranoid, Battat doing the Mike thing for years and forgetting who he even is)… that man is bat(tat)shit insane for The TV. I’ve seen way too little stuff of obsessed battat. Cmon people. Work with me to create more obsessive battat art.. anyhow, here’s more food.