You Cannot Escape.

Random thoughts, guilt trips, and Fandoms. Oh my!

[shaneholeander]

I fully understand this isn’t everyone, but love the sect of m/m shippers who don’t want to be inserted into the relationship at all. dont want to fuck them, don’t want x/reader. this isn’t about me it’s about my boys being in situations and then fucking about it. I’m barely a fly on the wall im not even here.

[bossymarmalade]

this used to be most of fandom 😫

[derryderrydown]

Too nice and accurate to stay in comments, @petralemaitre

#my blorbos are not my type#they are each other's type

[detectivehole]

kinda obsessed with these, clearly beginner, rings on Etsy being marketed as garnet when i'd bet money that they are glass

the metal work is. certainly better than what i've ever made, so i don't want to speak to harshly. but uh. um.

[detectivehole]

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

[tricky-bastard-pokemon]

ok so

everyone knows about this meme, right?

but does anyone else know the woman who made the food? no? time to educate!

This is “Mother Mary”, the owner of Blackberry’s mother.

She made all the cakes for the restaurant while it was open. Chef Gordon Ramsay tried her red velvet cake, and spoke this meme-able line:

He then called Mary over, complimented her food, and gave her a peck on the cheek.

Look how happy she was to hear that!!!

anyways, I hope she has been able to continue her love for baking since the restaurant closed down.

[tasmanianstripes]

For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!

She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!

[the-based-brit]

[monsterboyjunction]

Saw a post and decided to fix it ^^

[weevilwoodpecker]

i always reblog pro wasp propaganda to spite my phobia

[fefe-the-cat]

all organisms are important. if you see a wasp, there are two appropriate courses of action:

1. continue as usual

2. leave the area

if you REALLY cant stand being around wasps, there are ways to keep them away that dont involve killing them (peppermint, clove, germanium, citronella). they just dont like these smells. spray them near the wasp. itll find somewhere else to do its thing. but i promise it doesnt want to hurt you

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[drawnsnake]

Uncaring

[cipheramnesia]

"I literally don't care. I just wanna live." like really unlocked something in me. About house centipedes, about bugs, about me.

[fefe-the-cat]

i love you public domain. i love you pieces of art, music, and writing that i can put anywhere. i love you, shakespeare. i love you, mozart. i love you, ancient greek vase of artemis. i love you, old creations. youre all so helpful 🩷

[turnthemgears]

Her againn

Me when my boyfriends girlfriend is a better writer than me :((

[artsymeeshee]

They made me emo (as always) and needed to draw more forehead touches ;-;

As always DON’T tag as ship :T

[smallpwbbles]

Happy pride month my peeps!! (Why the fuck are we half way thru the year already?)

[sorrowfulwill]

headcanon that wendy knew about both dipper’s crush on her AND robbie genuinely thinking this twelve year old boy would actually steal his girlfriend

[mellosdrawings]

Maybe -- just MAYBE -- don't spit on other characters and ships and works when the artist you congratulate and reblog from also draws those?

[comedydoctor18]

FANDOM ETIQUETTE NEEDS A RETURN SOOOO STRONGLY

[emperor-kumquat]

Found in the wild in Texas

[artsymeeshee]

💚🌈

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[library-seraph]

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

[casarole76]

what if Stan was on the spectrum and Ford had to take on a caretaker role because of typical time period intolerances