Dorian Pavus Quotes Starters
âDid I stutter? Men, and the company thereof. As in sex. Surely youâve heard of it.â
âDid everyone act like this when the sword was invented? âOh, my blushing butt cheeks! Round up everyone who can use these pointy things and lock them away!ââ
âI always smile. People like my smile, and they should! I have excellent teeth.â
âI knew you would break my heart, you bloody bastard.â
âI prefer the company of men. My father disapproves.â
âI wanted to see you make flowers bloom with your song, just once.â
âIâm here to set things right. Also? To look dashing. That partâs less difficult.â
âIâm too pretty to die!â
âJust once, we should enter a cave and see normal-sized spiders.â
âLook at this profile. Isnât it incredible? I picture it in marble.â
âMy arse should open up a shop! Apparently itâs quite prolific.â
âPretty, in a haunting, âthis archway might collapse on me at any momentâ way.â
âSelfish, I suppose, not to want to spend my entire life screaming on the inside.â
âSome of my best friends are murderers.â
âStranger things have happened. It would take work. And soap. Lots and lots of soap.â
âWhat a lovely forest. Kind of makes you want to retch, yes?â
âWhile weâre sharing surprises, youâve done a lot less dancing naked in the moonlight than expected.â
âYou tried to change me.â
âYou wanted the best for you! For your fucking legacy! Anything for that!â
âYouâd be surprised at the credit my tongue gets me.â









