These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:
1.
“Okay, and who’s the president?”
“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”
“It’s okay, you know who he is.”
2.
“Who’s the president?”
“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….
“Yup, good enough.”
3.
“And who’s the president,”
“Not fuckin’ Obama!”
“I feel ya.”
4.
“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“
“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”
“Oh, well, alright then.”
5. (My personal favorite)
“Who’s the president?”
“Ew.”
“Good enough.”
I mean, they’ve never asked me that, even when I could happily answer “Barack Obama” or begrudgingly reply “George Bush.” It has been a question on a psych eval, and I did write some joke about “why you gotta make me think about that rn,” but I think EMTs are trained to keep the person calm, so they wouldn’t ask people that.
I've been asked this question before too, and the dialogue was:
EMT: Who's the president?
Me: Trump Unfortunately. .
EMT: Well that'll work.
My boyfriend: She's definitely fine. That's my girl.
